Self Defence (Sister Leo)
Thanks for the self defence idea Anubis260
"It it safe to come out yet?" asked Gemini.
"I don't know," whispered Libra.
Pisces opened the closet door, then quickly shut it. "Nope they're coming."
The other nine zodiacs walked by."WE WANT LIBRA! WE WANT GEMINI! WE WANT PISCES! WE WANT LIBRA! WE WANT GEMINI! WE WANT PISCES!" chanted the others. Sagittarius joined in although she was supposed to be hiding in the closet with Pisces, Gemini and Libra.
"How much longer until self defence class starts?" asked Pisces.
"Ten minutes. We'll go when they go back around the house," whispered Libra.
"So, can we join?" asked Gemini.
"It's a free class. You can just show up," said Libra. Then they heard the chanting zodiacs go in the basement.
"It's time. Let's go!" announced Pisces.
"Should we go quietly or quickly?" asked Gemini.
"Quickly. Go!" screamed Libra. Then they opened the closet door and ran for a car.
***
"WE WANT-" Everyone stopped as the heard a closet door open.
"IN THE LIVING ROOM!" screamed Sagittarius. Then everyone ran into the living room.
"One of the cars are gone." Cancer looked into the garage.
"Where did they go?" asked Scorpio.
"Let's follow them!" announced Taurus.
"Right. We'll use the find my I-phone app," said Virgo.
"What are we going to do when we find them?" asked Leo.
"I have something in mind. Leo and Aquarius come with me!" demanded Aries.
"Why?" asked Leo and Aquarius.
"Are you good at makeup?" asked Aries.
"Well... Yeah," replied Aquarius.
"Perfect." Then the three of them ran upstairs.
"Meanwhile the rest of us will take the second car and find the others," said Capricorn.
"Yeah. Six people in one car." Cancer rolled his eyes.
"Okay. Scorpio go with Aquarius, Aries and Leo. Then we'll only need to fit five people in one car," announced Taurus.
"Okay." Scorpio ran upstairs looking for the others.
"So are we going to find the others and tie them up?" asked Virgo.
"Yeah. Then we'll drive full speed with them tied to the roof!" cheered Sagittarius.
"I want to do that. Except I want to be tied to the roof," said Capricorn.
"Yes! Let's ask Aries, Leo, Scorpio and Gemini to join in later. We can have one person strapped to each roof and it'll be so much fun! Or maybe we can tie Virgo to the roof and listen to her screams!!!" cheered Sagittarius.
"Let's go. And you won't be able to do that Sagittarius if I tie you up first." Virgo winked.
***
Libra, Gemini and Pisces were inside the school gym. Even though it was summer activities still took place there.
"We're the only ones here." Gemini looked around the empty gym.
"Oh well. Better instructions for the rest of us," shrugged Libra.
"Yeah! I hope I get to kick a punching bag." Pisces kicked the air.
Libra and Gemini smiled at how excited Pisces was. Then they froze as Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius and Capricorn walked through the doors and stood beside them.
"What are you three up to?" asked Virgo.
"We're learning self defence," replied Pisces.
"Scared we'll hurt you?" asked Sagittarius.
"Well, no. Maybe a bit," admitted Libra.
"So, we're learning how to punch and kick and stuff?" asked Cancer who was already standing with the others.
"Yeah. I assume you guys want to join," said Gemini.
"Duh. I can't wait to show off my muscles." Taurus flexed his muscles.
"I'd rather lunch then punch but punching is good too," said Virgo.
"Hey look! I think the instructor is coming," announced Capricorn. Then a woman with big muscles walked up to them.
"Yeah. Women can be strong too!" cheered Sagittarius.
"Is that everyone?" asked the instructor with the voice of an angel.
"Yeah. I think so," said Capricorn.
"WAIT! WE'RE HERE TOO!" screamed Scorpio.
Aries, Aquarius and Scorpio ran in with huge grins on their faces. Then they looked at each other and started laughing like crazy.
"What's going on?" asked Virgo.
"Nothing. Our sister Leo will be here soon," announced Aquarius.
"She's just taking her time," said Aries.
"Sister Leo?" asked Gemini.
"You'll see," replied Scorpio.
Leo walked through the door. His face was covered in every bit of Libra's make up that Aries, Aquarius and Scorpio could find. He wore bright lipstick and pink eye shadow. He also wore hair extensions, a stuffed sports bra and a short skirt. Aries, Aquarius and Scorpio were on the floor crying with laughter.
"Is that my clothes?" asked Libra.
"You bet sister!" replied Leo in a high pitched voice.
"Oh no not that voice!" Libra face palmed.
"Sister! You need to wear something else other then a skirt!" Pisces played along.
"Yeah. I think I have an extra pair of track pants in my bag." Cancer grabbed his bag and looked through it.
"You also might sweat all your make up off. Is it waterproof?" asked Capricorn.
"Oh sister Leo. She's always so unprepared." Gemini rolled his eyes.
"Leo's skirt is distracting me!" screamed Scorpio.
"Scorpio seems to enjoy looking at Leo in a skirt," chuckled Taurus. Scorpio punched him.
"Okay Leo. Put on a pair of pants and join the rest of us," ordered Virgo.
"Pfffft Leo loves skirts," said Sagittarius. Leo grabbed a pair of Cancer's pants and ran into the changing room.
"Okay. We'll just wait for her to finish changing and then we'll get started," announced the instructor. Everyone started laughing like crazy again except for Libra who hoped that Leo at least didn't wear her underwear.
***
When Leo walked out of the changing room, everyone stood in a line.
"Okay. So this is how you punch. You extend you arm like this and twist. Make sure you really twist your fist when you punch them and-"
"OW! I THINK I BROKE A NAIL!" wailed Leo.
"Are you alright? Do you need to sit down?" asked the instructor.
"Yeah. That'll help." Leo sat down. "PULL UP YOUR PANTS SCORPIO! I CAN SEE YOUR RED UNDERWEAR FROM HERE!" Scorpio stuck up his middle finger.
"Oh my gosh did you see that? He stuck his middle finder at me!" whined Leo in a bratty voice. Then they continued with the lessons.
***
After a while, everyone was punching and kicking the punching bags.
"Watch this." Scorpio did a side flip while kicking the punching bag.
"Wow that was amazing!" clapped Pisces.
"Watch this." Aries punched the punching bag really hard.
"It going to come back and hit you," said Gemini. Then at the last second, Aries got out of the way and the punching bag hit Gemini.
Virgo sighed. "I'm not even surprised."
"Look at me!" Sagittarius was standing on top of a punching bag and swinging around on it. Capricorn was doing the same thing and they kept bumping into each other on the punching bags.
"Where's the instructor?" asked Cancer.
"Sleeping." Libra pointed to the sleeping instructor on the bench.
"Where's Leo?" asked Aquarius.
Libra pointed to the bench where Leo was taking selfies of him and the instructor.
"Yeah. We'd better get home now," sighed Taurus. Then everyone left and Taurus carried Leo away.
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