Movie Night
The next day, everyone was pretty bored. They were all just hanging out in the living room.
"There's nothing to do," whined Taurus.
"I know! I wish there was something fun to do," said Pisces.
Cancer paused. "Let's think of ideas."
"Video games!" suggested Sagittarius.
"Nah," replied Cancer.
Scorpio looked out the window. "How about we go to the beach?"
"Too cold," replied Virgo.
"It's never to cold for the beach!"
Capricorn chuckled. "You'll think it's too cold when you freeze your ass off!"
"How about we watch a movie?" asked Gemini.
Aries' eyes widened. "Wow. You thought of a good idea for once in your life."
"You're just jealous I thought of it first."
"Am not!"
Leo sighed. "Why do Aries and Gemini argue so much?"
"Anyway!" said Virgo who was changing the topic. "That's a great idea. What movies are playing right now?"
"I'll check." Libra went on the website using her phone.
"I guess it doesn't matter. We'll all go later on tonight," said Aquarius excitedly.
***
Later that night, they all arrived at the theatre. They got their tickets, then their food. Pisces, Cancer, Libra and Virgo got fun packs because they almost never ate all their popcorn. Sagittarius and Capricorn split an extra large popcorn and got two packs of smarties. Leo, Scorpio and Aquarius got medium popcorn and since they were really hungry Aries, Gemini and Taurus got large popcorn. Gemini offered to split an extra large popcorn with Aries like Sagittarius and Capricorn did, but then she threw a piece of popcorn at him. Aries, Sagittarius and Leo drowned their popcorn in butter at the self-serve butter machine. Virgo kept lecturing them about how unhealthy that was but the fire signs never listen to Virgo.
***
The zodiacs took their seats in the movie theater. Cancer, Aquarius, Leo and Libra all sat in the very front. Pisces, Scorpio, Taurus, Sagittarius and Capricorn all sat in the middle, while Gemini, Aries, and Virgo sat in the very back.The zodiacs got there early so they had to wait a bit. They were all talking to each other.
***
"So what's this movie about anyway?" asked Aquarius.
"About a boy who is dealing with cancer or something like that," replied Libra.
"What?" asked Cancer.
Aquarius sighed. "Not you. Anyway this movie sounds boring."
"Who cares?" Cancer ate a handful of popcorn. "We get movie theatre popcorn! It's the best!"
Leo turned around. "Guys, look at Sagittarius and Capricorn sitting back there holding hands."
"Leo don't provoke them." Cancer rolled his eyes. "You provoke everyone enough already."
"You want someone to hold YOUR hand?" asked Libra. Everyone started laughing except Leo.
Leo grabbed Aquarius and Libra's hands. "Ooh your hands are warm, Libra. Aquarius has cold hands."
"What are you a hand expert now?" asked Cancer.
"You don't need to be an expert to know if hands are cold or not..." whispered Aquarius to Cancer.
***
Scorpio was halfway through his popcorn already and the movie didn't even start. Pisces stole little bits of popcorn from him.
"If you usually can't finish your own popcorn, why are you stealing mine?" asked Scorpio.
Pisces smiled innocently. "Uhhhhh..."
"Can I steal some popcorn from you too?" asked Taurus while playing a game on his phone.
"No. Only Pisces gets to because she's cute."
Taurus smirked. "You think she's cute?"
"I... I mean in the way puppies are cute, you know?"
Pisces smiled even wider. "Aww I love puppies!"
Scorpio looked at the empty skittle wrapper. "I'm out of skittles."
"You shouldn't have ate them all," replied Pisces.
"Here." Taurus threw Scorpio a pack of skittles.
"You bought two packs?" asked Scorpio.
"Nope."
"You snuck food into the theatre?!? That's illegal you're going to get us kicked out!" said Pisces with wide eyes.
Taurus rolled his eyes. "I don't think it's illegal."
"It's just something you're not supposed to do," added Scorpio.
Pisces sighed. "At least pass me some."
***
Capricorn had his arm around Sagittarius. They barely ate any popcorn because they were saving it for the movie.
"How come it took so long for us to realize we liked each other?" asked Sagittarius.
"I guess I always thought I was going to end up with Virgo," replied Capricorn.
"I think we all did."
"I like her as a friend, nothing more. You're the one who makes me happy!"
Sagittarius smiled and stole a kiss.
"EWWWWW GROSS!!!" screamed Leo from the front row.
"STOP WATCHING US, LOSER!" yelled Capricorn.
"SHUT UP!!!" yelled a random woman.
"YOU SHUT UP THE MOVIE HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET!!!" yelled Aries from the back row. If there was anyone who wouldn't let anyone say anything mean to her friends, it was Aries.
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS YOU NOSY SHIT!" yelled the same woman.
"DO NOT TALK TO OUR FRIEND THAT WAY!" yelled Sagittarius.
One of the workers came into the theatre. "I would like everyone's attention please. If you could keep your voices-"
"YOU SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!" yelled the woman. The worker went over to the woman. "I'm so sorry sir, I thought you were one of those annoying teenage brats. I didn't mean to yell at you, they were the ones harassing me." Then the worker kicked her out of the theatre. "I PAID FOR THIS MOVIE!!! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO WATCH IT!"
"And we have the right to kick you out if you're being a disturbance to everyone else," said the worker. Then she threw popcorn at his face and stormed off muttering something about the theatre and her lawyer.
"What a Karen," sighed Leo.
***
Gemini was laughing in the back row.
"I feel bad for her, we got her kicked out," said Virgo.
"She had it coming," said Aries.
Gemini shrugged. "She wasn't the nicest person in the world."
Virgo sighed. "Whatever."
"People pleaser." Gemini playfully punched Virgo.
Aries flicked Gemini on the back of the head.
"Ow. You hit hard."
"I can hit harder than that!"
"She knows she wants me," whispered Gemini to Virgo. Aries slapped him in the face.
"Ow. How did you hear that?!?"
"You're a terrible whisperer," said Aries and Virgo at the same time.
***
Half way through the movie, Pisces, Libra and Cancer were crying when the little boy almost died. Then Leo, Virgo, Pisces, Cancer and Libra started crying even more when the little boy died in a car crash. Aries was whispering "who cries because of a stupid movie?" to Gemini, but he saw her eyes watering. Sagittarius fell asleep under Capricorn's arm and Capricorn saved half the popcorn for her for later.
Everyone else sat there with no reaction. It was a fun time for those who weren't crying, the zodiacs that were crying swore to never let Gemini decide on anything ever again.
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