A/N: Thanks for the idea cookie_monster_2424

Everyone was sitting at home as usual.

"Look guys! I brought some of my gemstones to a friend and he made some of them into jewelry!" Libra twirled with a gold necklace with an opal at the end.

"Isn't that heavy?" asked Scorpio.

"Not really." Libra lifted it up.

"Wait! Are you wearing earrings too?" asked Aquarius while petting Quinn who was sleeping in her lap.

"Yeah." Libra tucked her hair behind her ears so everyone could see her sapphire earrings.

Aquarius looked in awe. "Wow. Those are nice. I might need to get a necklace or two like that."

"You should get a pretty dress made with all your gemstones." Sagittarius elbowed Capricorn.

Capricorn elbowed Sagittarius. "Yeah right. Only if you get all yours made into headbands and wear them every day."

"I'm sure Scorpy wants pretty gemstone jewelry too!" snickered Leo. Then he threw a toy for Sage to chase after.

"I'm sure Leo wants a punch in the face." Scorpio lightly punched Leo in the face.

"Oh no! Scorpio's getting violent!" gasped Gemini.

"You're just jealous of our relationship! Wait what am I saying?!?" asked Scorpio.

"AHHHHH! IT'S A LOVE TRIANGLE!!! GEMINI, LEO AND SCORPIO!" squealed Pisces.

Cancer cleared his throat. "So... What should we do? I want to try something new today."

"Let's prank Virgo," suggested Taurus.

"Heard that." Virgo was in the kitchen.

"Damn!"

"Let's find someone else to prank," whispered Cancer.

"Woah since when does Cancer like pranking?" asked Aquarius.

"If you suddenly want to prank, then I'll help you." Sagittarius smiled mischievously. "I'll be very glad to help."

"Me too. I want to try pranking someone," said Capricorn.

Virgo sighed from the kitchen. "As long as it's not me."

"I know! Let's go to a fortune teller!" suggested Libra.

Pisces grinned. "Ooh sounds fun."

"Aren't fortune tellers fakes?" asked Aries.

Cancer shrugged. "I guess we'll see."

"I just hope they don't predict anything bad," said Gemini.

"Yeah! There's always hope!" smiled Leo.

Aries gasped. "No don't say that! You may accidentally summon Komaeda with that word." (Please tell me someone gets that reference!)

"What?" asked everyone else.

Pisces laughed. "Oh! I get it."

Aries shrugged. "It's nothing. Just me and my references."

"Okay. Wait, what's Virgo even doing in the kitchen?" asked Taurus.

"Baking the flesh and bones of my enemies into cookies and pouring myself a glass of the tears of my haters," replied Virgo.

"Yay Virgo's gone crazy too!" cheered Sagittarius.

"I'm worried," said Gemini.

"We'd better go to that fortune teller now," suggested Aquarius. Then everyone got ready.

***

All twelve zodiacs were in the waiting room. Then a young woman with long strawberry blonde hair walked into the waiting room. She wore a long cloak and lots of jewelry. "I'll take one of you at a time."

"I'll go first!" Pisces jumped up.

"Then we'll go in reverse zodiac order," said Capricorn. Pisces followed the woman into the room and sat across from her at a table. There was a crystal ball at the center.

"Hi! I'm-"

"You're Pisces one of the twelve zodiacs. You're here with your friends because you were bored."

"Wow... That's right." Pisces was starting to sweat nervously because maybe this woman was a real fortune teller.

"Okay, I'll now see into the future. My readings are ninety four percent accurate."

"O-Okay."

The woman placed both hands on her crystal ball and closed her eyes. Pisces nervously tapped her foot. "Interesting... Good luck will soon come your way!"

"Wow. That's great, thanks!" Pisces walked back into the waiting room. "Whoever's next."

Scorpio smiled. "You look happy."

Pisces nodded. "You bet I am."

Aquarius got up and walked into the other room and sat where Pisces sat a few seconds earlier.

***

After a while, Aries came out of the room and everyone started to walk home.

"What were your fortunes?" asked Taurus.

Cancer hushed him. "If we tell they won't come true."

"No, I asked, we can tell each other," informed Virgo.

Pisces smiled. "I was told good luck was coming my way soon."

Aquarius furrowed her brow. "I will find something that I lost a long time ago." But she couldn't remember losing anything.

"My relationship with Saggi is strong and won't break anytime soon in the future." Capricorn held Sagittarius' hand.

Sagittarius shrugged. "I was told that I will be surprised later on tonight." She didn't know if that was a good thing or a bad thing.

Scorpio scratched his head. "Apparently I shouldn't bake cookies later. I planned on baking cookies because I really want cookies."

"I was told that I will be inspired soon," said Libra.

"I was told not to let the fire signs, Scorpio or Gemini leave the house tomorrow if they want to stay out of jail." Virgo glared at all of them while wondering what they will do if they leave the house that will get them arrested.

Leo laughed. "I was told to stay away from Aries, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Gemini, the car with the parachute and dynamite tomorrow. "

Cancer smiled. "I was told that I will live a healthy life."

Gemini pointed at Scorpio. "I was told not to eat all the cookies that Scorpio was supposed to bake later on tonight."

"I will meet an old friend," shrugged Taurus.

Aries chuckled. "I was told that secretly buying my own plane isn't a good idea like I planned to do."

"Why do you want a plane? We just bought a helicopter that's in our backyard," said Virgo.

Aries crossed her arms. "Yeah, but you never let me drive it."

Virgo sighed. "It's not fair. You guys get cool fortunes like good luck and finding a lost object and my fortune was basically to babysit you guys."

"Really? Because I think good luck is about to come your way," smirked Taurus. Then he kissed Virgo.

"Maybe Scorpio was going to bake cookies with a love potion in them and feed them to Gemini to make Gemini fall in love with him!" squealed Pisces.

"But he likes Leo, remember?" asked Libra.

"I do NOT!"

Gemini grinned. "Yes you do."

"Shut up, you love me!" Leo tried to jump in Scorpio's arms, but Scorpio didn't catch him so Leo fell on his good arm."Ow."

Scorpio scowled at him. "Serves you right."

"I'll bake cookies later on tonight instead of Scorpio," thought Capricorn out loud.

Sagittarius smirked. "As long as you let me have a bit of cookie dough."

"Of course."

"Me too Capri!" said Leo.

"No."

"My name is... No," sang Aquarius.

"My sign is... No," sang Cancer.

"My number is... No," sang Aquarius.

"Yeah!" cheered Cancer. Then him and Aquarius high fived.

Pisces smiled. "Awww that was cute."

"Look! The dogs are waiting for us in the window!" announced Aries. Then everyone ran inside to pet the dogs.