Thanks for the idea where everyone's personality becomes the opposite C217903

A few zodiacs were in the living room.

"Mmm I smell cookies." Sagittarius sat up.

"I'm sitting right here, so it's not me," said Scorpio.

Aquarius face palmed. "You can bake cookies again. That fortune you received a week ago was only for that day."

Scorpio seemed lost in thought for a minute. "Oh right."

Leo looked around the room. "I think it's the earth signs baking."

"All three of them? That's odd..." said Sagittarius.

Libra and Aries walked into the house with both dogs. Libra took their leashes off while Aries gave Sage and Quinn treats.

"How was your walk?" asked Leo.

"It was great. Until an idiot started chasing us," frowned Aries.

"Aries shhhh! Gemini can hear you," hushed Libra.

Gemini walked into the house. "You have three seconds to run before I tickle you."

Aries ran back out the door. Sagittarius followed wanting to join the fun.

"Why is there screaming coming from the kitchen?" asked Cancer while him and Pisces walked into the living room.

Pisces gasped. "I smell cookies!"

"The earth signs are baking," replied Leo.

"Should I go check on them?" asked Libra.

"Probably not," replied Aquarius.

"Mmm I hope they're baking those cookies with candy in them," said Pisces.

Cancer laughed at a memory. "I hope this time they don't burn the cookies this time."

***

"And now we need to add some chocolate chips. Where are those?"

"Right here." Capricorn sprinkled a few chocolate chips on Taurus' head. 

"Don't waste good chocolate," scolded Virgo, taking a handful of chocolate chips and eating them. Then Taurus took the bag and poured in a few chocolate chips.

"What's this bottle?" asked Capricorn, holding up a bottle that he found in the cupboard.

"Huh? I've never seen it before." Virgo took it and read the label. "Vanilla syrup. For increasing the flavour of vanilla in baked treats such as cookies, cupcakes, banana bread, etc. Hmm this does look weird though."

Capricorn grinned and took the bottle back. "It will give the cookies a vanilla taste. We need to use this so I can beat Scorpio. He has a secret recipe and now his cookies are better than mine!"

Taurus chuckled. "Since when are you so competitive Cap? Sagittarius really is rubbing her personality off on you."

Virgo smiled. "I think it's cute how he's starting to become like her."

"Here, pass me the vanilla and I'll get a good look at it," ordered Taurus. Then he read the label."It doesn't say how much we need to use."

"Hmm... How about we make those cookies very vanilla." Capricorn poured in half the bottle.

Virgo stared at him with wide eyes. "Woah that's a lot."

"Oh well. Now someone pass the crunched up smarties please." Taurus opened his palm.

"Here." Virgo passed Taurus the smarties.

***

After a while, the cookies were all baked.

"Here, let's go share with everyone else." Virgo grabbed the cookie tray.

"Hopefully they like these cookies with our new secret ingredient," said Taurus.

"Yeah! Better than Scorpio's cookies," said Capricorn. Then when they left, the fake label peeled off the "vanilla" bottle.

***

Everyone was in the living room watching Leo as he was doing funny things and everyone else was trying not to laugh.

"Cancer laughed! I win!" exclaimed Sagittarius.

"Darn," muttered Cancer.

Virgo, Capricorn and Taurus came out of the kitchen with a tray of cookies. Everyone jumped up.

"Don't eat them all, guys," warned Taurus. Everyone ignored him and took almost all the cookies.

"Hey! There's only three left," frowned Virgo.

"It doesn't matter, they're enjoying them," smiled Capricorn.

"Dewicious." Pisces tried to talk while eating.

"Mmm these are better than mine," admitted Scorpio.

"What did you guys use in these?" asked Aries.

"That's our secret," replied Taurus.

"Make more please!" pleaded Aquarius.

Libra smiled. "I love the smarties in these cookies."

"Hey Leo, I bet I can eat my cookies faster than you," challenged Gemini.

"You wish," said Leo. The they both shoved cookies in their mouths.

"Careful you guys might choke!" warned Virgo.

"My head... Feels... Funny." Cancer dropped to his knees.

"Mine... Too," said Sagittarius. Then they both passed out.

"What's happening?" asked Capricorn. Then one by one everyone started passing out.

"It's the cookies!" gasped Taurus.

"We only had one cookie so maybe we won't be affected," said Virgo.

"The secret ingredient!" gasped Capricorn.

"I'll go check that bottle again." Virgo took two steps when she passed out and fell back. Taurus caught her.

Capricorn bit his lip. "Uh oh this is bad."

"You think?" asked Taurus. Capricorn passed out and Taurus caught him too. Then Taurus got on the ground so he wouldn't get hurt when he passed out.

***

Leo heard someone laughing uncontrollably. He woke up to see Taurus laughing with a marker in his hand.

"Taurus?" asked Leo. Then Taurus showed Leo a mirror. Leo had a moustache. Then he stuck his tongue out and walked away. "What the hell?"

"What's happening?" asked Aries who woke up beside Leo.

"Ow. Aries... You're on top of me," hissed Sagittarius.

"Oh sorry." Aries moved off of her.

"The earth signs and Cancer are gone crazy, Gemini is being quiet and mysterious, Scorpio is going crazy and talking a lot, Aquarius is still passed out and Pisces is curled up in a ball hiding from everyone else," explained Libra.

"It's like all our personalities are the opposite," chuckled Leo.

"That's what I thought," said Sagittarius.

Aries gasped. "Oh. That's why we're so calm and mature right now, us fire signs are the opposite of crazy."

"What about me?" asked Libra.

Leo shrugged. "Um, you're a serious person sometimes but you're usually really fun. Looks like you're acting like Virgo."

"HEY! Who says I'm not fun?" asked Virgo. Then she shot silly string in Leo's face.

"We need to figure out what's going on, we're the only normal ones." Sagittarius was starting to panic.

"Let's go ask Aquarius," suggested Libra.

"Hey Aqua, want to help us find out what's going on?" asked Leo.

"No, I'd rather sit back and watch. A proper lady does not mind other people's business." Aquarius was sitting properly with her back straight and her hands in her lap.

"What the heck?" asked Aries.

"Ah! She's usually weird and a little funny and crazy. Now she's sophisticated and proper!" announced Sagittarius.

Leo sighed. "Let's search the kitchen."

***

Gemini sat over beside Pisces. The dogs were in the corner with her.

"Why are you here all by yourself?" asked Gemini.

Pisces buried her face in her knees. "People everywhere. They're going crazy and I'm scared."

"Me too."

Aquarius walked over. "A proper lady shouldn't sit in a ball like that."

Pisces groaned. "Screw that."

Aquarius put her hands on her hips. "You shouldn't speak with such an attitude. It's not proper."

Without missing a beat, Pisces replied, "Neither is your sweatpants. If you're proper, then go put on a dress or something."

Aquarius looked down at her sweatpants and screamed. She was about to run away, when Gemini grabbed her arms to stop her."What are you doing? Are you going to try to kiss me or something?"

Gemini looked at her with panicked eyes. "No, I would never! I'm stopping you because we need to know what's happening."

Pisces scanned her surroundings. "We need to be quick. Follow me."

The three of them ran and hid in the basement. Pisces brought the dogs down with her. Quinn looked scared and Sage was confused. They sat in the bouncy castle in the new "crazy room".

Pisces sat in the corner. "I don't really care what's happening, I just want to get away from them."

Gemini looked at the roof. "There's five crazy people going insane up there."

"Why can't everyone just be mature and proper?" asked Aquarius.

Gemini groaned. "Say the word proper one more time, and we're sacrificing you to them."

Aquarius sat down. "Let's just hide down here until everyone calms down.

"I know!" Pisces jumped up and down on the bouncy castle. "Forget being proper, join us." Pisces grabbed Aquarius' arms and made Aquarius jump with her.

***

"I found some more toilet paper!" announced Cancer as he opened the package and handed a few rolls to Scorpio.

Scorpio threw the toilet paper everywhere. "Yes! I hit Leo. Bonus points."

"Come on wimps, stop hiding from us and join us!"

"These guys are boring. I know let's go toilet paper the principals house!!!"

"Great idea." Then they got in the car and drive as fast as they could to the principals house.

***

Scorpio crossed his arms. "Looks like he's not home."

"Perfect," grinned Cancer. Then they ran around throwing toilet paper everywhere. "Take that you awful principal!"

"Have fun cleaning this all up later."

"Scorp, we need to go."

Scorpio ran around the house to see a woman in the window watching them on the phone. Then they heard police sirens.

"CRAP! GO GO GO!" They got in the car and drive away quickly. "Woo hoo that was fun!"

"YEAH!" Then they high fived.

"I'm hungry, let's go get some ice cream."

"Yah ice cream!"

"Why are we so crazy now?"

"I don't know but I love it. Embrace the craziness!"

Scorpio pulled down all the windows and started to blast the music." "Yeah this is the good life!" Scorpio folded his arms behind his head and he was driving with one foot.

"You almost crashed into that trash can. That was awesome!"

"Look, candy shop up ahead. I have one hundred dollars and a craving for candy."

"What about ice cream?"

"We'll get ice cream later. First I want candy."

"Alright. I have two hundred dollars to spend."

***

"We have to give the fire signs a lot more credit. Being crazy is so much fun!" cheered Virgo.

"I know right! What should we do first? Fly the helicopter? Drive off a bridge? Or should we prank everyone else?" asked Taurus.

"Let's just have fun!" cheered Capricorn.

"Guys! These sofas are so bouncy!" Taurus jumped on a sofa.

"Yay!" Virgo started jumping beside Taurus. Capricorn joined in.

Libra looked up at them. "Guys stop! You're going to break those sofas!"

Aries gasped. "She's right. You might get hurt and that will be devastating."

"We should lock them up," nodded Leo.

"I'm a bit tempted to join them but I'm more mature than that," scoffed Sagittarius.

"You can't tell me what to do! You guys aren't in charge!" Virgo stuck her tongue out.

Capricorn frowned. "Yeah. Go read a book or something and stop worrying about us!"

"Go away you're ruining our fun!" whined Taurus.

"Sag and Leo, follow and keep an eye on them. Aries and I will try to figure out what's going on," announced Libra. Everyone agreed to that.

***

"Are you sure you know how to fly this thing?" asked Virgo. The earth signs were in the helicopter with Leo and Sagittarius hiding in the back.

Capricorn chuckled. "Can't be that hard!"

"Plus if we crash no biggie. This helicopter is made to protect us if we crash," shrugged Taurus.

"Let's have some fun!" cheered Capricorn. Then he blasted some music.

"I CAN BARELY THINK THE MISIC IS SO LOUD! I LOVE IT!" screamed Virgo.

"Come on fly already!" demanded Taurus.

"Ugh, let me fly this thing!" demanded Virgo. Then her and Capricorn traded spots.

Taurus looked out the window. "Up, up we go!" Then the earth signs started screaming and cheering when Virgo started to fly the helicopter.

"It's like they're drunk," whispered Sagittarius.

"For all we know they are," whispered Leo.

A/N: Here's the earth sign drama. I wonder what was in that bottle of "vanilla"