Aries- Wild bitch who ain't shit

Taurus- Ketchup loving fuck

Gemini- Unoriginal smelly nympho maniac

Cancer- meme loving fuck

Leo- Self obsessed queen bee

Virgo- organised piece of intelligent trash

Libra- a dumb ass flower

Scorpio- the one bitch everyone pretends to like

Sagittarius- cold careless unemotional bitch

Capricorn- probably wanks off to puns

Aquarius- long overdue for a haircut

Pisces- whiny pissbaby who thinks they understand art