Aries- Breaking someones arm

Taurus- Ordered a thousand pizza's with the principals credit cards

Gemini- Changed their grades on the teachers computer

Cancer- Called the teacher a stupid cunt

Leo- Got caught watching movies

Virgo- Hacked the schools wifi

Libra- Brought vodka into school and threw up in class 

Scorpio- Stalking the cute teacher outside of school

Sagittarius- Brought their cat to school

Capricorn- Had a nervous break down and punched a hole through the wall

Aquarius- Threatened someone with a pair of scissors

Pisces- Pulled the alarm to get out of a test

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