Aries- Donald Trump

Taurus- Minions

Gemini- A spider

Cancer- Meek Mill

Leo- A fuckboy

Virgo- The person who invented crocs

Libra- A stupid hoe

Scorpio- Everyone at school

Sagittarius- Overpriced clothes

Capricorn- White people who try to whip

Aquarius- Anyone who annoys them

Pisces- Nobody