How to summon the signs
Aries- Fire, Satanic circles on the floor with chalk, goats blood, and a human sacrifice
Taurus-Lays límon chips and something shiny
Gemini- sacrifing an IPhone 6 plus
Cancer- a crying baby and a thrift store sweaters
Leo-with an Ouija board by tauting them
Virgo- spray Windex 3 times and call for them
Libra-too busy wondering if they should show up or not
Scorpio- surprise! They're already there!
Sagittarius- Being a milkshake to their grave
Capricorn- Insult them
Aquarius- Honstly who knows
Pisces- just cry over their tombstone
Hey guys!
So. Fire, Satanic circles on floor with chalk, goats blood, and human sacrifice. *noddes head* what I'm I Satan? Or a very sepcial demon?
Brother- "Your special alright!"
"Shut up dick muncher!"
Brother- "Mom! Did you here what she called me! Hit her! Don't call your loving brother that!"
My mom will just shake her head, sighs, and leaves the room.
Raven
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