Aries- Listening to loud music at night

Taurus- helping too many people at once

Gemini- hacking nudes

Cancer- Sleeping through the apocalypse

Leo- Becoming famous as a joke

Virgo- wearing too much black of july

Libra- writing an essay late

Scorpio- summoning Satan

Sagittarius- doing drugs

Capricorn- ignoring intense pain

Aquarius- not wearing socks

Pisces- midnight "snacking"