Aries: Retired soldier protagonist having to save the world (Bonus: in some crazy way they weren't trained for but we all pretend their training somehow makes sense).

Taurus: Movies with a lot of shooting involved, yet somehow all the minions who have the protagonist surrounded 20-1 have horrible aim with even the best weapons and don't lay a single scratch on the hero(ine)

Gemini: Whatever involves Adam Sandler

Cancer: Tim Burton movies that always seem to involve Johnny Depp and a possibly dead Helena Bonham Carter

Leo: Movies or shows where the climax happens when the protagonist stares at themselves in the bathroom and strengthens their resolve by cutting their hair short.

Virgo: Not a movie but series (usually drama) where the episode ends in some out of nowhere makeout scene while the narrator is talking in the background.

Libra: High school/college romance with ridiculous amounts of drama & bad decisions (Bonus: Fake dating involved) 

Scorpio: Horror/thriller movies where teenagers do really stupid things against all better judgement like say call upon spirits (and the viewer yelling don't do it)

Sagittarius: Buddy Cop movies, bonus if it's in a mall

Capricorn: Sci-fi movies where the people of earth are pretty much Neanderthals compared to every. single. alien society. in the universe. that tries to attack them.

Aquarius: Someone touched or discovered something cursed that they shouldn't have leading to a series of misfortune & adventure.

Pisces: Those emotional inspiration movies where the protagonist is an animal finding their purpose or way home.