Disclaimer: None of these are mine

Aries: "I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever invented copy and paste"

Taurus: "Its times like this my buddy Scorpio says: You gotta put your behind in your past"

Gemini: ( twins)
1: "Control + C"
2: "Control + V"

Or

1: "I was planned"
2: "I was not"

Cancer: "Goodbye everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy"

Leo: "Hannah Montana said nobody's perfect, but here I am"

Virgo: "High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell"

Libra: "Crazy people don't know they are crazy. I know I'm crazy, therefore Im not crazy, isn't that crazy?"

Scorpio: *reference to Taurus* "Nonono, Amateur. Its 'you gotta put your past behind you' Sheesh, this is why I can't wait to get out of here"

Sagittarius: "If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it be?"

Capricorn: "If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport"

Aquarius: "Always be yourself unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman"

Pisces: "This wasn't like high school musical at all"