Zodiac Siblings......????? (AND PETS!)
Interviewer: So Zodiacs...., how do you feel about your siblings?
Aries: They are my rivals!!! I must defeat theeeeemmmmm!!!
Taurus: They are the stealer of food. They must pay.....
Gemini: Sister? Love her. Although she's still a kid. Brother? Don't know, don't care.
Cancer: What will I do without themmmmmm!!!!! *totally not exaggerating*
Leo: I love them! 😄 *totally not lying*
Virgo: What in the world is wrong with themmmmm...... Whyyyyy.....
Libra: *small growls*
Scorpio: Let me make things clear again. I AM NOT A DEMON. ITS JUST A FAMILY JOKE. I AM NOT A DE- *Scorpio's sister: Don't lie Scorpio!!!! Lying is bad!*
Sagi: We shall not speak of them. Never. They shall be casted away to the darkest pits of Scorpio's closet....
Capricorn: Pfph, I care about them.... Like, they are my family after all... It's alright to care about them, right?
Aquarius: Wait..... I have siblings?!?!
Pisces: They're WAAAAAY too clingy!!!! ITS VERY ANNOYING!!!
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Sister:
<Please note, they can be younger OR older siblings...>
Aries's Sister: Dude, Aries sucks. HE DESTROYED MY BARBIE COLLECTION!!!! NOT TO MENTION HE KILLED MY PET BOAR!!! HE IS EVIL! BE WARNED! Well.....Erm...... I suppose he has a nice side as well......
Taurus's Sister: Erm..... He's fat and chubby. Really embarrasses me....
Gemini's Sister: GEMINI SISSSSS, SHE'S AWESOME!!! I looooooove herrrrrr!!! *Secretly having evil plots going through her head*
Cancer's Sister: Yeesh, Cancer need to learn to GROW UP and stop being such a crybaby!!!
Leo's Sister: Leo's really really funny! I love it when he pretends to be a lion and I ride on top of him! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... And then he throws me off......
Virgo's Sister: I'm still more pretty than her! Right?! I'm always better! *Holds up knife* Agree with me or youuuuuu dieeeeeee..... *Smiles*
Libra's Sister: I don't get she's so over obsessed with unicorns.... It sorta triggers me....
Scorpio's Sister: SCORPIOOOOO WHERE ARE YOOOOOUUUU?!?!?! PAPA IS WAITING FOR YOU TO JOIN USSSSSSS! *Scorpio: NO WAY! FOR THE LAST TIME, LEAVE ME ALONE!*
Sagi's Sister: Bewareeeeee of Saaaaaagi..... She's an evil demonnnnn that have come to destroooooy humaaaaaanityyyyyyyy!..... *Scorpio: I know I'm not the
onlyyyy one...... Wait what?!*
Capricorn's Sister: Well..., really I'm Cap's only family.... Our parents don't care much soooo we rely upon each other.... And trust me, even though Cap may SEEM all moody and grumpy, he's really a nice guy! *Capricorn: No I'm not.*
Aquarius's Sister: Aqua's cool. I mean, she's the one Mother CARES about most. So meh.
Pisces's Sister: Brother Piscessssss, I stubbed my toe on the table againnnnnnn!!!! I MUST go to the hospital or I'll dieeeeee!!! Arggggg the paaaaaaain!!!!!!!! *Pisces: BE MORE CAREFUL HOLY MOTHER DUCKS*
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Brother:
Aries's Brother: ARIES IS SOOOOO COOL! LIKE, HE'S MY PERSONAL MURDER FOR HIRE.
Taurus's Brother: TAURUS DOESN'T SHARE HIS FOOD. HMPH! And he keeps beating me in video games. HMPH! *Taurus: Dude, I give you pretty much 3/4 of my food and you're STILL not satisfied?!*
Gemini's Brother: Ahhhhh....., ermmmm....., who's Gemini?...... *Gemini: I herby disown you as my brother*
Cancer's Brother: Really, I don't mind Cancer's crying and shy side..... She really depends on me and I like to help her... Well ya, she does get PRETTY annoying sometimes....
Leo's Brother: Leo's...... Too popular.... I mean, he's stealing MY glory.... But I mean, he's very kind to me.... So.....
Virgo's Brother: VIVLYYYYY GO PICK UP THE GOD DANG PHONEEEEEE!!!! OR ELSEEEE
Libra's Brother: *too busy planning Libra's death to notice*
Scorpio's Brother: I really feel bad for Scorpio.... Choosing between human and- *Scorpio: I AM PERFECTLY HUMAN FOR THE LAST TIME.*
Sagi's Brother: *Too busy watching Boku no Pico to realize Sagi's beside him* *Author: And if you don't know what Boku no Pico is, congrats. I envy your life. Not saying that I watched it.*
Capricorn's Brother: Capricorn is basically my papa, he takes care of all the chores and cooks for my sis and I.... I'm really glad he's my brother! *trying to act innocent*
Aquarius's Brother: Aquarius? You mean the little annoying kid that keeps following me around?
Pisces's Brother: PISCES!!!! YOU STILL OWE ME 20 DOLLARS REMEMBERRRRRRRR?!?!?!
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Pets:
Aries's Dead Boar: Well...., I'm just chilling in boar heaven with the millions of other boars.... Like, nothing wrong with that.
Taurus's Almost Dead Dog: He forgets to feed me WAYYYYY too often. I'm hungry.
Gemini's Goldfish: Gemini's mom nearly cooked me.... O.o
Cancer's Lobster: Tell her to STAP crying in the fish bowl, LIKE, THE WATER TASTES SALTY. *Cancer: But.... The water is salt water....* Well, now it tastes MORE salty!
Leo's Cat: RAWRRRRRR IM A LIOOOOON!!! MEOWWWWWWWW!!! WOOFFFF!
Virgo's Bird: GAHHHHH TELL HER TO GET THIS SPARKLY THINGY OFF OF MEEEE!
Libra's Unicorn: My god. I am not a unicorn. I'm just a horse with a horn. And my name is NOT Sir Biscuits. In case you're wondering, it's DeathRay.
Scorpio's Demonic Minions: Hi Wassup- *Scorpio: I DO NOT OWN DEMONIC MINIONS UNLESS YOU COUNT MY FAMILY* Wow.... I can't even say hi....
Sagi's Rabbit: Sagi's doing this weird experiment on me to see if I can turn carnivorous..................... She's crazy.......
Capricorn's Hermit Crab: *Never leaves it's shell* *Capricorn: I'm fairly sure it's dead....*
Aquarius's Mermaid: AQUA! She sucks at swimming. BUT I STILL LOVE HER!
Pisces's Imaginary Cancer: Pisces is amazingggggg..... Like, look at his perfect....Erm..... Toenails......
PLEASE NOT I DO NOT OWN THE IMAGES BELOW
<And out of these, I believe that Virgo and Libra's represent siblings best....>
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagi:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
Ok. Tell me the truth.
Which Zodiac's sibling is MOST like your sibling?.....
(I have a brother and I'm deciding between Libra's brother or Gemini's brother)
Ohhhhhh hooooooow I wissssssshhhhh I can disowwwwwwn himmmmmmm
And here's a funny Gaming Vid for you guys to watch:
(Recommend by my brother 😑)
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