First of all, let me get things straight.

WHY DO HUMANS MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED?

Well, not all humans. Theres those humans that make things OVERCOMPLICATED...

And then theres those idiots who would set their password as PASSWORD...

*Author: WHY YOU SO RUDE?!*

Of course, I, as the more MATURE Zodiac out of the group shall share my thoughts on life....

*Virgo: YOU SHOULD INSTEAD JUST GIVE BACK THE AUTHOR'S ACC!!*

*Author: THANK you Virgo!*

First things first...,

Don't you guys just HATE it when someone SOMEHOW figures out the password to one of your many Wattpad acc.... And then you realize you use that password for EVERYTHING.....

*Author: GLAD you understand me!!! NOW GIVE ME BACK MY-*

And don't you guys hate people with no manners...????

*Author: Fine. Would you PLEASE give me back my acc???*

And then there are those idiots who are just THAT gullible.

Do you guys know those times..., when some jerk comes and asks you...

Jerk: What day of the week is it on June 21???

WELL I DON'T KNOW!!

Let's see.... June 18 was a Saturday....Sunday....Monday.....Tuesday....

OH!

It's Tuesday!!!

Jerk: *stares at calendar* Ahh..., so I was right! It is a Tuesday!

*Taurus: It is?!*

DON'T ASK ME WHEN YOU HAVE A CALENDAR RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.

And then those people who say...,

Jerk: Half a dozen people showed up today!

Wut.

How am I supposed to know what he meant?!?!

A Dozen?! What?!

Not to mention HALF of it....

So.... That's D/2=?

GAHHHHHHH...., WHY CAN'T YOU JUST USE THE NUMBER INSTEAD?!

IS SIX REALLY THAT HARD TO SAY?!

Poof! I'm a life simplifier!

Me: Hey Jerk! How do you spell JERK?! It's J-E-R..... And then what?!

Jerk: It's the letter after J!!!

What?...

Me: Ok! Gimme a sec! *mumbles* a b c d e f g h i j k l.... J K L!! It's K!!! ITS K!

Jerk: What sorta gibberish nonsense were you just mumbling???

Please. Just tell me the letter instead. Don't make me go through all the suffering.

Next, WHY DOES THE AUTHOR NEED TO MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED?!

Like, is it SCORPIO or PISCES?!?!

God dang it Author, JUST CHOOSE ONE TO SHIP CANCER WITH!!!

*Scorpio: Obviously me*

And Author, WHY did you name Cancer after a DISEASE?!

*Author: I DIDN'T NAME HER!*

Personally, I'm with Taurus here.

#PISCPIO IS LIFE!

NOW WHOS WITH ME!!! I SHALL START A CHAMPAIGN FOR PISCPIO!!!

*Pisces/Scorpio: NO WAY!*

Well here's why they belong with each other, Pisces and Scorpio are both lacking intelligence... They both are creepy stalkers..., they're both Zodiacs...

*Sagi: You don't say....*

On a different note, back to my rant.

Now let's talk MATHHHHHHH

Math teacher: If Johnny has 5 ice cubes in one pocket and 7 ice cubes in another...how many ice cubes does he have in all?

Me: *Waves hand in the air like crazy*

Math teacher: *sighs* Yes Gemini?....

Me: Johnny would have VERY cold and wet pockets!!! Because if you take the volume of each ice cube then multiply it by (5+7)... And then calculate the melting rate-

Math teacher: *VERY loud sigh* It's 12 ice cubes ok?.. 12...

YEESHHHHH!!! This is why you don't give OPEN END questions!!
And I thought teachers used to say ANYTHING you answer is right! It's just your own opinion!!

How many people here studied the Pythagorean Theory?

How many people even KNOW what in the world it is?...

Now tell me...

How many people actually USED it outside of school... Not including homework.

WELL, WHY EXACTLY DID WE LEARN THIS?!

A squared plus B squared equals C squared.

JUST WHY?!

Teachers say, oh tell me guys, when would we use this theory?

Jerk: Ooo! Ooo! I know! When you're making a ramp!

Teacher: Very good!

No. I refuse to believe this.

There's something known as GOOGLE... Where you can SEARCH up the answers

And plus, why do I need to know the hypotenuse of my ramp?

Just so I can buy a piece of wood the EXACT size?

I'd rather ask the workers instead.

And did you know on this MAGICAL website called Google, if you type in the height and width, it'll AUTOMATICALLY tell you the hypotenuse!!!

MAGICCCCCCCCCC

And then there's the inventor of... This:

Triangle
Square
Rectangle
Pentagon
Hexagon
Heptagon
Octagon
Nonagon
Decagon
__________ <Yeesh. I forgot this one>
Dodecagon

Who here understands my suffering.

In my opinion it's just:

Now this concludes my ranting....

And I'm glad I now have all of you guys questioning humanity's intelligence.

And I'm glad I got to share my precious knowledge with all ya guys!

Thank you! Thank you!

*Author: (reads over rant) Wow... This is actually pretty decent- WAIT! GIVE ME BACK MY ACC!!!*

With that being said,

I'll see you guys in the next GEMINI HACKS AUTHOR chapter!

Bai!

P.S. Cancer went missing since a week ago.... We all assumed she went on a vacation or something but we all asked around and not even her family knows what happened to her....

P.P.S. My guesses are Scorpio kidnapped her. I ALWAYS knew he was up to no good!

P.P.P.S. Hopefully Cancer makes it back in ONE PIECE....

*Author: JUST STAP!!! I never even watched that anime yet!!!*

P.P.P.P.S. This feels like this FAIRY TAIL I was reading when I was small where this kid gets kidnapped.....

*Author: NOOOOOO!! STAPPPPPPP!!!!*

P.P.P.P.P.S. Is it too late now to say sorry?

*Author: <Dead>*

And here I thought Gemini was the mature one out of the group....

Well, here's her wrath unleashed...

On a TOTALLY different note,

ANY GROWTOPIA PLAYERS OUT THERE?!

I feel like no one plays growtopia.... Probably because of the scammers and the amount of hard work.....

But to those who DO play, well.... YAYS!

Also.... Remember the warning chapter....?

Now have anyone found suspicious activity on their acc?

Exactly.

Typical false rumours.