OK. BEFORE I START OF THIS STORY, I MUST RANT ABOUT COMPLETELY POINTLESS THINGS BECAUSE I LIKE BEING ANNOYING...
SO WELCOME TO ANOTHER...... LIBRA. RANTS. ABOUT. S***
<Once again, skip to the stars if you don't want to see Libi reveal her stupidity>

Gemini: LIBI!!! NO SWEARING!!! THERE COULD BE LITTLE KIDS HERE!!!!

HEYYYYY, I MEANT..... SODA!!! CAUSE I LOVE RANTING ABOUT SODA!!! LIKE ERM.... THE BRAND.... CANDY CRUSH SODA!!! I LOVE DRINKING IT!

Gemini: Apologizes fellow Zodiacs.... Libi gone mental

ANNNNNNYWAYS..... Soooo.... Ya know how we call Libras "Libraians"...
(Or something like that.....ahahahhaha)

Soooooo FOR THE LONGEST TIME... I thought it was actually "Librarian"

You know.... As in PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE LIBRARY!!!

And back then I'm like, Ya! Totally cool with that! Probably only Libras can work at libraries.... YEEEEEEESSSSSSS

So my concept of life was: Libras are called "Librarians" because only LIBRAS can work at LIBRARIES!

And I'm like, AWESOME!! I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF READING MANGA ALL DAY!!!

Until I came upon the COLD. HARD. TRUTH.

Ohhhh..... There's no second 'R' in "Libraians"....... So I can't automatically get a job.... Oh.

SO I DO HAVE TO STUDY FOR SCHOOL NOW!!!!

GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

And thus is the story of why Libi couldn't publish for the last few days....

JK.... Actually I was REALLY busy studying for tests.... LIKE CMON, IT HAS ONLY BEEN LIKE WHAT, 2-3 WEEKS OF SCHOOL AND I ALREADY HAVE PROJECTS, TESTS, ASSIGNMENTS!!!

It's called.... The cruuuuuueeeeeellllll..... Reality......

<P.S. I LOVE THE WORLD!!! Why? I COMPLETED 707's ROUTE!!! lol I love playing Mystic Messenger.... XD>

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Author: GUESSSSSSS WHAT GUYSSSSSSSSSS

Zodiacs: *groans*
Aries: ON CMON, I WAS BETTING YOU DIED!!!
Leo: Aries, you owe me 5 bucks.... BUT I WAS WISHING YOU DIED....
Libra: UNICORN ARMYYYYY ATTTTTTTACKKKKKKK!!!! *author gets hit by rainbow farts*
Aquarius: *coughs* LIBRAAAAAA!!! STOP FART BOMBING THIS PLACEEEE!!!!
Virgo: MY LOYAL SERVANTS, DESTROY HER!!!
Capricorn: Who exactly are you talking to....
Virgo: You of course!
Capricorn: EXCUUUUUSE ME?! SERVANT?! *about to smash Virgo into a wall*
Sagi: *whispers* Don't forget the promise....
Capricorn: *angry growls* ONE DAY..... YOUR MAJESTY!!..... ONE DAYYYY.....
Virgo: DATTA BOY!
Gemini: *yawns* B-but I just went into hibernation.... *sleeping in bed room stuffed with chips and soda drinks with 50 laptops playing anime at once*
Cancer: ....... I-I suppose we hafta listen to author-chan again....
Pisces: DON'T WORRY CANCER!! I WILL-
Scorpio: *kiss Cancers hand* Don't worry, I'm here for you...
Libra: IM SO DONE WITH THIS STUPID LOVEY DOVEY STUFF!!! *slaps Scorpio and Pisces in the face* WE MUST BUILD A WALL!!!!
Everyone: *facepalm* Libra Trump....
Libra: WE MUST BUILD A WALL TO PREVENT CANCER FROM BEING HARASSED BY THOSE...... SATAN LORDS!!!!
Virgo: I SUPPORT YOU LIBRA!!!
<Magical Stage appears>
Virgo: DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A WALLLLLL???? I HAVE RAINBOW BRICKS HEREEEEEEEE!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMOREEEE!! KICK SCORPY OUT THE DOOR!! AND SHOOT PISCES AWAYYYYYYY!!!!
Libra: WE USED TO BE ALL HAPPY!! UNTIL SCORPY CAMEEEE!!! SOMETIMES I WONDER WHYYYYY *whispers* haven't I killed him.... DO YOU WANNA BUILD A WALLLLLLLL!!! It doesn't hafta be a wall........ Oooookaaaaay DIEEEEEEEEEE.....
<Magical stage disappears>
Taurus: VIRGO! YOU MUST NOT FALL UNDER LIBTRUMP's RULESSSS!!!!
Virgo: Sorry, but I'm part of the Loveless club! With LIBRA!
Gemini: WAAAAAAAITTTTT!!! ISN'T LOVELESS THAT YAOI ANIME-
Libra: *whacks Gemini* No it isn't.....hissssss.....

Author: EVERYONE SHUT UP, BACK TO WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT!!! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER JOINING THE ZODIAC...um.... GANG!!!!
Taurus: Yup! We gangstas!
Pisces: Where did Taurus even learn these words.....
Taurus: Ya know, I was searching up on the Internet for pictures of 'me'.... And then autocorrection changes it to 'memes'....
Aquarius: OH NOOOO..... DON'T TELL ME TAURUS BECAME THE NEW MEME LORD-
Taurus: AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
Gemini: You see, Taurus learns from whatever he sees....
Taurus: Me Gusta...
Libra: LEARN THE WAYS OF UNICORNS!!!
Taurus: NO!

Author: EVERYONNNNNNEEEEEE SHUT UPPPPPP!!!! Anyways the new member will be arriving shortly from FANDOM LAND....
Zodiacs: IS IT A BOYYYYY?!?! IS IT A GIRLLLLLLLLLL?!?!?!
Virgo: IT MUST BE A GIRLLLLL!!! RIGHT CAP?!?!
Capricorn: *sighs* Yes your majesty....
Aries: IT HAS TO BE A GUYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! RIGHT GEMINI?!
Gemini: No.
Aries: CMON!!!
Author: OH LOOK! THEIR HERE!!!!
<riding on a dragon>
Ophiuchus: U-um..... Hey guys!!!
Everyone: ..........
Scorpio: Waaaaait.... So are you a guy or girl.....
Ophiuchus: IM BOTH!!!
Everyone: *gasps*
Author: AHEMMMMM, EXCUSE HIM!!! HE HAS SOME MINOR LANGUAGE ISSUES!!! YEAH!!! HES ACTUALLY A GUY!!!
Ophiuchus: But that's what I said....
Virgo: H-HEY! N...nice to meet cha Ophiuchus-Senpai!!!!
Libra: .........
Aquarius: ......... When did he became your Senpai....
Cancer: OMG HEY OPHIUCHUS!!! REMEMBER MEEEEEEE?!?! FROM THE ZODILLUMINATE TEAM!! SENPAI I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR ACTUALLY HERE!!!
Scorpio/Pisces: Wut....
Taurus: YEAH!!! HEY SENPAI!!!! *just learned the word senpai*
Ophiuchus: Ye...yeah! Hi....um.... And nice to meet you again.... Agent DeathStalker....
Cancer: *epic grins* AND NICE TO MEET YOU AGAIN, ANIME LORD!!!
Gemini: WAIT WHAT?! ANIME LORD?! WHEN DID OPHIUCHUS BECAME THE ANIME LORD?!
Ophiuchus: Ye-yeah.... Always was.... I've been getting a bunch of prayers from my fellow followers for the second season of No Game No Life, One Punch Man, and Attack on Titan.... Why don't they understand they need to make an offering first,..
Virgo: *throws Aries off a cliff* COMPLETE!!! DEAR ANIME LORD, I WISH FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF ATTACK ON TITAN WITH ME IN IT!!!!
Ophiuchus: Your wish is my command....

<NEXT SEASON OF ATTACK ON TITAN PREVIEW....>
"On that day, Zodiackind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Virgos and were disgraced to live in these cages we called Libra Trump's walls...."

<Zodiacs eating popcorn while watching>
Taurus: *practicing voice acting* OH NOOOOO.... HERE COMES A VIRGO!!! NOOOO ITS TEARING DOWN OUR FIRST DEFENCE WALL 'ARIESZONA' <Don't ask why I thought of that>...
Aries: DIEEEEEE VIRGOOOOO....
Aquarius: NOOOOOO VIRGO!!! DON'T EAT LEOI HEICHOU!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!
Pisces: MIIIIIKKKANCEERRRR.....
<Yaaaaaa..... Don't look forwards for the second season of Attack on Titan.......>

Ophiuchus: U-ummm.... Did I do well.....?
Virgo: *pats him on the back* NO WORRIES!!! YOU'RE AMAZING!!!
Ophiuchus: O-oh.... Alright.....u-ummm..... Should I make the next season of Boku no Pico staring you then???....

<RIP Ophiuchus.... AND THAT IS THE STORY HOW HE DIED....>

HOW TO IMPERSONATE A ZODIAC 101!!!:

Aries:
Ummmmmm.....lets see...... I dunno WHY you wanna impersonate an Aries but I SUPPOSE you can run around your house smashing things and blaming it on your sibling (or couch if you don't have a sibling) shouting TO BE OR NOT TO BE, THAT IS THE QUESTION to totally confuse your parents.... <Yes, I recently started reading Shakespeare for school.... Don't ask, but I call him MILKShakeSpeare>

Taurus:
Raid your fridge. And after that raid your friends fridge. And after after that raid the grocery shop. And after that raid the earth of food. And thus is why humanity all starved to death. OH, and then raid moon! I hear there's cheese there!!! BTW, if someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Gemini:
You poor soul.... Make everyone PITY you...... because the world all suck...
Come up with AWESOME WORLD DOMINATION plans.... Like starting off with BOMBING THE SCHOOL FIRST....
And then realizing you left your phone in your locker...
So you go in and get it....
And the bomb went off.... ☠

Cancer:
Pay a bunch of guys to follow you around the whole day while you act like a Tsundere.... And then after that, TAKE OUT YOUR FRICKEN GUN THATS HIDDEN INSIDE YOUR TEDDY BEAR AND K- oh whoops..... Too far?..... Well.... There's always the crying option....

Leo:
YOU MUST BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION, LIKE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOU!!! LIKE YOU'RE THE SUNNNN!!!
CAUSE YOU AREEEEEEE..... SHINE BRIGHTTTTTTTTT.... And burn my eyes...
No. Don't actually become the sun.... Bad idea.... BAAAAAD idea....
YOU CAN STILL BECOME THE CENTER OF GRAVITY ANOTHER WAY!!!
Like....um....... Become very side ways tall..... Right?.....

Virgo:
Act SUPA sassy, CAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!! *Or King.... Gender equality!* Walk with high heels that are like... The height of your cat.... And then trip and fall realizing how bad of an idea that was and probably want to sue Libi now for the hospital fee... *PLEASE DON'T!!!*

Libra:
GO TO SCHOOL, TAKE OVER THE INTERCOM, PLAY PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS AT MAX VOLUME, AND THEN YOU KNOW ITS TIME TO RAID THE GOVERNMENT BUILDING WITH UNICORNS.... Guys.... We're just making the world a happier place...

Scorpio:
OH I DUNNO, DRAG PEOPLE INTO THE UNDERWORLD... JK, all ya need to do is.... Dress up ALL black, make sure your HAIR IS ALSO BLACK, wear a DEATHY BLACK cape, have DEATHY BLACK sun glasses, hold a BLACK DEATH SPEAR..... And knock on a guys house saying 'Trick or Treat'.....

Sagi:
RUN WILLLLLDDDDDD... RUN FREEEEEE.... THE SKIES BENEATH YOUR FEEEEETTTT..... <I'm obsessed with this song after seeing the Pokemon animation for it....>
And then you fell and broke your neck.... *Well THAT escalated quickly*

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Capricorn:
Ya got earbuds?! PERFECT! Pintrest?! PERFECT! Tumbler?! PERFECT!! Fandoms?! PERFECT!! Life?! Friends?! None?... STILL PERFECT!!!

Aquarius:
BUY A JUPITER SIZED SWIMMING POOL, BUY A WATER PROOF TV, BUY THE NEMO DVD, and just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming.... OH, AND DON'T DROWN!! IF YOU DO, DON'T SUE ME!!!

Pisces:
DEVOTE EVERYTHING, YOUR LIFE, TO ONE GIRL (preferably a Cancer)
JUST FOLLOW THEM AROUND, STALK THEM, BE SINCERE TO THE,, SEND THEM GIFTS....
And then realizing they're married.... To SCORPIOOOOO..... *TAKES OUT DEATH NOTE*

AND THE NEW, ORPHY!!! <Yes, I'm calling him ORPHY. Gotta prob?!>:
Listen dude.... You got the hardest to impersonate... But make sure EVERYONE calls you Senpai for the rest of the day.... Act like the MASTER of anime, cause you are!
And figure out how to pronounce Ophiuchus..... Cause I can't....

Anyways...... I dunnoooooo what I was HIGH on while writing this buuuut....

OHHHHH WHAT HAVE I DOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE......

I know how there's this Ophiuchus stuff going around and how everyone's complaining about changing their zodiac....

Although some say it's fake, it is still true that before there WAS 13 zodiacs until it was changed to fit with the number of months.... And thus is why Ophiuchus is part of the story....

But DON'T THINK IM GONNA CHANGE MY ZODIAC TO VIRGOOOOO!!!!

CAUSE I AM NOT A SNOTTY VIRGO LIKE MY BROTHER *no offence Virgos*

BUT IM GONNA STAY IN THE UNICORN GANG THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

CAUSE PINK FLUFFFFFYYYYYY UNICORNNNNNN ARE ONLY FOR LIBRASSSS....

<JK.... BUT STILL!!!>

Wanna hear something funny.....?

TIME FOR STORY TIME WITH LIBI!!!

So you know Bill Nye right......

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

Well, if you do know..., CONGRATS on how AMERICAN you are!!!

JK.... I just know it's a typical stereotype.... But I'm Canadian and I'm still forced to watch it....

Basically, it's a guy that explains SCIENCE! and teachers are obsessed with it cause all they hafta do is show the video and they don't have to teach... LAZYYY 101

BUT anywaysssss..... I was in geography class....

And we were watching Bill NYE....

And I was thinking.... If it was Bill Nye the SCIECNE guy.... It's can be shortened to Bill Nye the SCIguy!!!

But I was in Geo class.... So I'm like....

Would it be....

Bill Nye...

The GEOdude?!.... <As in the pokemon>

Dear lords.... What have I DONEEEEEE.....