HEYYYYYYYYY GUYYSSSSSSSSSSSS

GUESS WHAT?!?!?!

IM FINALLY BACK FROM PEI/NOVA SCOTIA/ I FORGOT WHERE ELSE I WENT TO!!!!! (I forgot to mention where I was going before but that didn't really matter...... Unless you're a.... Dun dun dun.... STALKER *cough cough Scorpio*)

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Zodiacs: *grooooooaaaaaannnnnnsssss*

Author: What???.....

Aries: Great. She's here to murder us again.
Gemini: This is definitely.... ZODIAC abuse.
Libra: *sighs* Even Pink fluffy unicorns can't cheer me up now...
Capricorn: And here I thought j finally got a week of peace and Vocaloid...
Sagi: ........ *ready to commit suicide*
Taurus: AUTHOR YOU FORGOT TO FEED ME!!!!!!!
Aquarius: *drowned herself*
Leo: *died because he couldn't use the washroom for the last week cause Author forgot to leave behind the washroom keys*
Scorpio: *already left for the Underworld*
Cancer: *crying beside Alter Cancer*
Pisces: *ready to snipe Alter Cancer*
Virgo: Guys what wrong- *sees Author* AHHHHH THE WORLDS OVER AGAIN

Author: Thanks for the warm welcome guys....

ANOTHER RANDOM MINI STORIES TIME:

Zodiac RANTS about the Author:

Aries: *still can't beat Luigi in Mario kart* SCREW THIS, SCREW LIFE, LUIGI WILL DIEEEEEE, HE WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN!!!! YAHOO IM FIRST- *gets hit by Spiny Shell <aka blue shell of death>* THIS IS YOUR FAULT AUTHOR!

Taurus: LIKE, SHE FORGOT TO FEED ME FOR THE LAST WEEK. I NEARLY DIED!!! I CALL ATTEMPT MURDERERRR!!! SUE THE AUTHOR!!! (Author: Dude, all you had to do was get up and walk 2m to the fridge)
Gemini: *murderous look* *no words need to be said here*
Cancer: *partying for 7 days straight* *saw Author* *went back to crying*
Leo: THAT IDIOT, SHE FORGOT TO GIVE US THE KEYS TO THE WASHROOM, BEDROOM, AND OUTSIDE!! WE WERE ALL LEFT TO DIE.... (Author: I admit, that was partly my fault....)
Virgo: *somehow escaped and never to be seen again* *whispers* The thug life chose me.......
Libra: A-a-a-a-author stole my pet Unicorn... *dies*
Scorpio: *wipes fake tears* Author trapped me in the UnderWorld for a week and I didn't get to see Cancer for a WHOLE week. (Author: *ahem* Your stalking camera)
Sagi: *dead* *spirit is here to haunt Libi* You will dieeeeee......
Capricorn: She. Turned. Off. The. Wifi. For. A. Whole. Week. No. Pokemon. Go. Rip.
Aquarius: Mermaids......unicorns....dragons....reapers... *hallucinating*
Pisces: THANK YOU AUTHOR, I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE WITHOUT SCORPIO! GOD BLESS!!!! AND I STILL HATE YOU! (Author: That's the nicest thing I heard all day)

Zodiac RETURN TO THE BEACH!:

Aries: Trying to kill the 'ocean' only to nearly drowned in a huge wave
Taurus: Sorta murdered the ice cream bar owner and now eating everything
Gemini: TRYING to relax and fails. Decides making pitfalls in the sad is a lot more fun especially watching people fall in
Cancer: Still too scared of the water.... *throwing up rainbows in the corner*
Leo: Still laughing like crazy at Scorpio for believing him
Virgo: Walking around showing off her beautiful swimsuit and doesn't want to ruin it by going into the water. Ends up tripping and getting it covered in sand.
Libra: Chasing imaginary Unicorns
Scorpio: Got tricked into kicking a crab because Leo told him it'll make Cancer like him more. Now has a crab clinging onto his foot. Dying.
Sagi: Made a GIANT sand castle with Capricorn and now is pretending to be the Queen
Capricorn: Helped Sagi make a GIANT sand castle and now ended up being Queen Sagi's butler
Aquarius: Swam too far and got eaton by a shark....
Pisces: Trying to help Cancer and is now rainbow coloured....

Zodiacs RETURN TO THE ZOO:

Aries: 29474th lost against the bull. Still going.
Taurus: Ate the legendary praised holy chicken at the zoo and got kicked out
Gemini: Taking pics of the idiots at the zoo *cough cough everyone else*
Cancer: Running around fascinated by the carnivorous animals
Leo: Still having a epic roaring contest with the Lion... (Lion: ROARRRRRRRRRR) (Leo: MREOWWWWWWW)
Virgo: Throwing fake Pokeballs (Bowling balls) at animals and got kicked out for animal abuse and murder
Libra: Very angry she can't find any unicorns
Scorpio: Shadow stalking Cancer
Sagi: Went to the BABY pony rides and nearly killed the pony.... Ride was intended for BABIES
Capricorn: Now has to pretend to be a horse and let Sagi ride him because Sagi killed the pony at the BABY PONY RIDE stop
Aquarius: Swimming with the fishes.... Meets shark.
Pisces: Chasing Cancer and nearly dies from exhaustion

What the Zodiacs REALLY want to do to the Author:

Aries: THROW HER IN THE BULL CAGE!
Taurus: Eat her. Meep.
Gemini: Slooooowwww and easy deaths are the way to do it!
Cancer: I still got my gun.....and bomb I saved.... Soooo....
Leo: RAWRRRRRRR, make her stop making me say MEOW.....
Virgo: STEAL HER ACCOUNT FOREVER AND WRITE STORIES ONLY ABOUT MEEEEE..... CAUSE IM AWESOME
Libra: I CHOOSE YOU UNICORN, GOOOOO!!!!!
Scorpio: Throw her in the Underworld
Sagi: TAKE OVER HER MIND..... And make me rich and beautiful....
Capricorn: Strangle her. Yeah. Why not.
Aquarius: Drowned her and feed her remains to the Sharks
Pisces: IF I KILL AUTHOR THAN THAT MEANS NO MORE CANCER FOR ME! Wait.... I'll just give her a hypnotizing potion.... MWHAHAHA

Zodiacs in ONE WORDDDDD:

Aries: WAR
Taurus: Hungry
Gemini: Thisistechinecllyonewordright?
Cancer: Kawaii
Leo: MEOW
Virgo: Fabulous
Libra: UNICORN
Scorpio: Demon
Sagi: Unfortunate
Capricorn: Tsudere
Aquarius: Fishyyyyy
Pisces: Stalker

<DARE YOU GUYS TO TRY THIS CHALLENGE YOURSELF!>

AUTHOR INTERVIEW!:

Interviewer: Well hello, you must be the cancerous Author of the book Zodiac Friends!
Author: Actually, I'm a Libra...
Interviewer: ....... Um...... Alright! Why did you start writing this book?
Author: Because I wanted to make fun of people without using their names but their zodiacs instead. Got a prob?
Interviewer: *panics* No no! That's cool! Um... What encouraged you to keep writing?
Author: Cake. Ice Cream.
Interviewer: ...... What do you like about writing this book?
Author: I get to torture the zodiacs for as long as I want....
Interviewer: Alright then!...Erm.... If you can meet one Zodiac in real life, which would it be?
Author: Capricorn would make a nice butler....
Interviewer: Um.... What got you so far?
Author: My wonderful Wattpad friends, readers, and RAINBOWSSSS
Interviewer: What do you have in your book that makes it different from other zodiac books?....
Author: *thinks long and hard* hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(Try to find the hidden 'N' inside the M s)

UNICORNS!

EXTRAS:
Soooooo just to complete a few tags.....Erm.....yeah....

First tag would be from TheAphmauFanficer ....
Yays! *please note the sarcasm*
Sooooo list 15 facts about meeee....... I feel like I've done this before but... MEH!
Well since I'm sorta outta facts since I'm a pretty normal boring person....
LETS DO 15 ANIME I'VE WATCHED! Cause those are definitely facts!
1. Kyoukai no RINNE
2. Shokugeki no Soma
3. Inuyasha
4. Yugioh Zexal
5. Pokemon (XY and Z)
6. Toradora
7. FAIRY TAILLLLL
8. One Punch Man
9. No Game No Life
10. Accel World
11. Madoka Magica
12. Akame ga Kill
13. *GAHHH I CAN'T THINK OF ANYMOREEE* ReLIFE
14. *CAN'T THINK OF ANYMORE APPROPRIATE ONES* SWORD ART ONLINE (Cuz I don't hate it like some people do... I rather like it.)
15. *AND NO, I DON'T WATCH WHATEVER YOUR THINKING OF!! APPROPRIATE AS IN NOT SOME WIERD ANIME I ACCIDENTALLY CAME UPON WITH NO PLOT* Hmmmmm Attack on Titan!

NEXT TAGGGGG *groans*
Tagged by HopeDombroskie  and got freaked out by EyanneMooncest <False Alarm! Or is it.....> (thanks a lot)

1. Why yes, I do like many people. Like Alain and N from Pokemon, Lubbock from Akame ga Kill, Gray from Fairy Tail...
2. Hmm..... HEY ALAIN, DO YOU LIKE ME?! *parents give me weird looks for yelling at a computer screen*
3. My Middle Name?..... Um... Let's....not....speak...of...it.... *shoots myself*
4. I'm a currently taken by..... Let's see... *reads list of anime Waifu/Husbando* Hmmm..... Currently it's Alain.... But I'm available next month!
5. Last person I texted to was PROBABLY
6. "The Wolf that fell in love with Little Red Riding Hood"... Another Vocaloid song
7. 34% cause I just got home and I'm too lazy to charge my IPad
8. Dang it I can't list them all.... MoonFeather3120 , henies , EyanneMooncest , seehumisawesome ,  Sorry if I missed anyone....
9. Gahhhhhhhhhhh I CAN'T THINK
10. Well I'm obsessed with Pokemon right now sooo.... Ash X Serena...? Alain X Mairin?
11. Just cause why not.
12.

13. Stalkers..... Well... It's September 21-30.... Take a wild guess! 😁
(I already mentioned my birthday before...)

I dunno who to tag.....

I feel like sparring some people today soooo

FIRST TAG:
EyanneMooncest
seehumisawesome (bwhahaha)
Fallen_angel_666_
ABigFairyTailfan2341
fairytailexorcist

SECOND TAG:
EyanneMooncest (Yes I'll be a total jerk and tag you in something you've already done 😁)
MoonFeather3120  (NO MORE SPARRING YOU)
henies (sorry!!! 😊)
EveryGurlisViscous44
TheOneHides
Eevee100

Oh right! I also saw these amazing artists do these like BEFORE/NOW drawing comparisons...... SO WHY NOT I DO ONE AS WELL!!!

Ahhhhhhh I'm so proud of myself....

The great improvement.....

Im tired..... Anyone got some good Vocaloid songs to recommend to me....?