(Skip to the STAR EMOJIS for actual story.... Otherwise you're welcome to read this random stuff....)

YUPPPPPPP GUESSSSS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT ISSSSSSSS?????

THIS GUY:

Who I have no idea who da hell he is....🤔😪

But Yays! *throws confetti* 🎉🎉🎉

Oh.... And it's also mine.... Yay....um.....ya.....

GUESS WHAT I WAS DOING ALL DAY?!?!

PARTYING?!?

Hell no.... I was finishing my homework that I got a long time ago but decided to do it the day before because WATCHING ANIME IS MORE IMPORTANT....!
(the life of a procrastinator....)

HERES SOME PHOTOS!

Gift from my parents! XD I LOVE PIKACHU AND FAIRY TAIL!!!!😁😜

LOOK AT MY GORGEOUS CAKEEEEE..... GAUD I FELT HORRIBLE CUTTING IT.... BUT I HAD TOO....😱☺️

Working my BUTT off trying to finish this assignment.... GAHHHHHH
AND I STILL GOT ENGLISH HOMEWORK TO FINISHHHHHH.....😭

Also finished watching Noragami TODAY! WHOOP WHOOP! ITS SUCH A GOOD ANIME! (Dear kids.... Do not follow in the horrible Author's footsteps.... Do not follow her path of procrastination.... ACTUALLY CHANCES ARE YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY PROCRASTINATING SINCE YOU ARE ON WATTPAD AFTER ALL!😆)

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WHAT THE ZODIACS DO ON THEIR BIRTHDAY:

Aries: ARIES, THE....um.... BRAVE WARRIOR ALWAYS CHALLENGES THE MIGHTY BULL ON HIS BIRTHDAY *and always fails and gets beat up* *which is why the doctors aren't even surprised to see him everything it's his Bday*
Taurus: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE...... Must I need to say anything else?
Gemini: Begs her teacher to SPARE her from homework because 'it's HER BIRTHDAY!' *What the Author does all the time...*
Cancer: *Scorpio and Pisces battling to see who got her the better gift*
Leo: Slept through his birthday.... Wakes up the next morning confused why people are saying he is one year older. Believes he time traveled.
Virgo: HOSTS THIS HUGEEEEE PARTY AND INVITES EVERYONE ON PLANET EARTH and goes bankrupt the next day Lolz... What did you expect?....
Libra: INVITES THE ENTIRE UNICORN KINGDOM TO HER BIRTHDAY AND SERVES..... LEGENDARY ICE CREAM CAKEEEE..... *holy music* *please note no one but Taurus dressed up as a unicorn just for the cake showed up*
Scorpio: Bored out of his mind because he has to wait for EVERY SINGLE SOUL in the Underworld to present their gift to him..... That's like 8 billion souls....
Sagi: Just has a small party at home and invites a couple of close friends *cough cough Capricorn* And PLAY CALL OF DUTY (Never played that before) ALL DAY
Capricorn: Doesn't really care that much.... All his birthday means to him is he got one less year to live..... Why celebrate that?..
Aquarius: FLOODED WITH PRESENTS.... LITERALLY
Pisces: BECOMES A SUPER SHY AND STILL TRYING TO INVITE CANCER TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY BUT GETS TOO NERVOUS..... Ends up texting her

SPECIAL STORY
(Cause I got a ton of requests about this....)
<PLEASE NOTE SCORPIO IS DEAD SCARED OF HIS MOM AND BECOMES A WIMP AFTER SEEING HER>
<ALSO PLEASE NOTE THIS STORY IS ONLY ABOUT SCORPIO AND CANCER>

Scorpio: *Very very depressed*
Gemini: Gosh.... What's gotten into him....
Virgo: I got NO clue....
Pisces: CANCER IS MINE!!!!
Scorpio: *still absolutely silent*
Pisces: And that's when you know there's definitely something wrong with him...
Cancer: *walks up to Scorpio* Um.... H-hey Scorpio....Erm.... You alright....?
Scorpio: *bursts into tears* THIS SUCKSSSSSS..... AND WHY DOES IT HAVE TO HAPPEN ON MY BIRTHDAY AS WELLLLLLL......
Taurus: WHERES LA CAKE?! WHERES LA CAKE?!?!
Cancer: Um.....well....why don't you tell me what's wrong.... I can try to help...
Scorpio: *sniffles* *becomes super adorable with puppy eyes* You see.... MY PARENTS SAID IM 14 AND I SHOULD FIND MY EMPRESS TO LOOK OVER THE UNDERWORLD WITH ME.....
Pisces: *tenses up* CANCER IS STILL MINEEEE.... Hisssssssss.....
Scorpio: They said if I d-don't find one.... THEY'LL MAKE ME MARRY THIS STUPID MORTAL CALLED SIRI!!!! LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!!
Capricorn: *shouts out* NO ONE INSULTS SIRI!
Scorpio: I really don't know what to do now.... It's either I find a GF in the next hour and report back to my parents.... Or MARRY STUPID SIRI....
Aries: WHY DONTCHA RUN AWAY FROM HOME?!??
Scorpio: C-cause the last time I tried to do so I got caught by my uncle... RULER OF THE SKIES.... Like DUDE, he can see EVERYTHINGGGGG....
Pisces: Wow.... Never knew Scorp had a wimpy side to him! LOLZ!
Cancer: um..... W-well.... I'm willing t-to help.... I guess....
Scorpio: *cheers up* WAIT, YOULL BE MY GF?!
Cancer: W-well..... I can pretend to be your girlfriend for today.... S-so you don't have to marry Siri.... And then you can....um.... I dunno....
Pisces: *whispers* Don't get your hopes up.....she said PRETEND*murderous looks*

IN THE UNDERWORLD:

Scorpio: *nervously walks into great hall* Um.... Hey mom....
Cancer: *emotionless.... Not even surprised at anything in the Underworld*
Queen Scoperous: Ah yes.... Hello Scrappy! I see you came back with your wife...
Cancer: *confused look*
Scorpio: *cheeky grin* Yeah! Sure! This is Cancer! Cancer meet my mom!
Pisces: *watching through secret camera attached onto Cancer* WTFFFFF
Queen Scoperous: Why is Cancer so skinny?!
Cancer: *becomes super self conscious* Ah! S-sorry... Ma'am!...
Queen Scoperous: *laughs*
Scorpio: *holds tightly onto Cancer's hand*
Pisces: *about to smash the screen*
Queen Scoperous: Well.... I don't know much about you...Cancer.... But why don't you go on a date with Scrappy! That'll prove your dedicated to him...
Scorpio: *super embarrassed* Um... Actually-
Cancer: That fine by me. *emotionless*
Scorpio: *mentally singing: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEE*
Queen Scoperous: Alright then.... I'll have my shadow minions follow you guys to see what's happening.... HAVE FUN SCRAPPY!!!
Scorpio: YEAH MOM! SEE YA! *runs off*

IN THE HUMAN WORLD:

Scorpio: So Cancer! Where do you wanna go!
Cancer: Um.... I don't mind.... Anywheres fine......
Pisces: *spying on them* DIEEEEE.....DIE......DIE.....
Scorpio: Uuuuummmm.... THEN HOW ABOUT THE AMUSEMENT PARK?!
Cancer: But I didn't bring any money for the tickets....
Scorpio: DON'T WORRY! I'LL BUY THEM!
Pisces: *Uses secret spy spider to steal Scorpio's wallet*
Scorpio: *tries to dig out wallet* *can't find it* Oh...um.... I guess I left my wallet at home.... I suppose we'll have to go somewhere that doesn't require money.... Sorry...
Cancer: Sure! I'm cool with that!
Pisces: *epic victory dance* *mission successful* *opens Scorpio's wallet to find MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF DOLLARS*
<Scorpio and Cancer goes to the yard>
Cancer: W-wow.... This place is very..... Nice.....
<Please note Scorpio took her to a GRAVEyard.....>
Scorpio: Ummmm yeah! This is one of my favourite places!
Cancer: That's..... Interesting.....
Scorpio: LIKE LOOK AT THIS TOMBSTONE! AINT IT BEAUTIFUL?!
Cancer: Yeeeeeeahhhhh.....
Pisces: *hiding behind tombstone facepalming himself when a skeleton arm grabs his leg* *quickly covers his mouth to muffle his scream*
Scorpio: AND LOOK AT THIS ONE!!!! THIS IS THE ONE I WANT FOR YOU!
Cancer: *having very disturbing thoughts* Ummmm yeahhhhhh.....
Scorpio: OH NO, I don't mean if you....Erm.... Yeah..... I just meant it looks nice...
Cancer: *thinking Scorpio had some weird fetishes* O-okaaaaaaay.....
Pisces: *the skeleton arm's grip tightens on his leg* *about to faint*
Scorpio: Ummmmm..... This probably isn't too interesting to you huh....
Cancer: NO! It's absolutely fine! *whispers* Well, I'm just pretending anyways...
Scorpio: *pretends to check phone* OH! My mother said we have to take a picture together! *totally lying*
Cancer: Ya sure! Why not!
Scorpio: *whispers* Lets make it look as realistic as possible.... *totally doesn't want to keep to photo to brag at Pisces with*
Cancer: Sure! *hugs onto Scorpio's arm*
Scorpio: *freezes*
Pisces: *still hiding behind tombstone* *internally screaming*
Cancer: C'mon! Hurry and take the photo!
Scorpio: *clicks button* *picture turns out blurry*
Cancer: *already let go of Scorpio's arm* That should be good! *didnt check out photo quality*
Scorpio: Yeah!

END OF THE DAY:

Queen Scoperous: CONGRATS for coming back!
Cancer: Yeah! It was very.... FUN.... Hanging ou- I meant dating him!
Scorpio: YEAH! Sure was! Yeah!
Queen Scoperous: ALRIGHT I'LL BE ARRANGING YOUR MARRIAGE TOMORROW!
Pisces: *appears out of nowhere* OBJECTIOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!
Scorpio: WAIT WHAT?! M-M-MARRIAGE?!
Cancer: Oh hey Pie!....
Queen Scoperous: *laughs* AHAHAHHAHAHAHA I WAS JUST JOKING! OF COURSE I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE PRETENDING! SCORPIO COULD NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND!!! OH GAUD THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!!!!
Scorpio: *murderous looks*