Aries: builds a raft

Taurus: goes insane

Gemini: maps out a detailed, complex survival plan

Cancer: cries

Leo: enjoys a free vacation

Virgo: builds shelter

Libra: dies

Scorpio: tans

Sagittarius: sends smoke signals

Capricorn: wasn't stupid enough to get stranded in the first place

Aquarius: farms the entire island

Pisces: befriends all animals

I laughed so hard at Gemini, because my bf is a Gemini and I actually could really see that🤣