Aries: haha fuck yes this is my home

Taurus: *hooks up with Satan* (dam!)

Gemini: I thought this place would be a lot more uglier but it's actually kind of pretty

Cancer: I like how the air conditioner still works rlly well

Leo: *goes up to Satan* hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Virgo: it's so booooooring here ugh

Libra: nice panda shoes Satan

Scorpio: *gets sent to heaven because they burn down hell*

Sagittarius: woo party

Capricorn: I knew it. Hell is real. Nice.

Aquarius: FREE NACHOS WOOP

Pisces: what the fuck why is no one else upset about the fact that they're sent to hell?

I laughed so hard at mine🤣🤣🤣