Aries: tell them to calm down

Taurus: bail out on plans with them

Gemini: talk over them

Cancer: tell them they're moody

Leo: ignore them

Virgo: talk down to them

Libra: take them for granted

Scorpio: criticize their taste in music

Sagittarius: don't text them back

Capricorn: tell them they're overreacting

Aquarius: tell them what to do

Pisces: patronize them

Yes, telling me what to do and bossing me around does actually annoy me sometimes