Sagittarius walked downstairs when he heard papers moving in the living room. He decided to see what was going on. Taurus and Cancer were sitting on the coffee table surrounded by papers.

"What are you two doing?" asked Sagittarius.

"Making plans," said Cancer.

"What kind of plans involve that much paper?" asked Sagittarius.

"Important ones," replied Taurus.

"Why are you two avoiding my questions?" asked Sagittarius.

"Because," replied Cancer. Then Sagittarius walked over and picked up a piece of paper and read it.

How to get Pisces and Gemini together: part 5

"You're trying to get Pisces and Gemini together? I thought that Taurus regretted it last time she interfered with a relationship," said Sagittarius.

"When I interfered it was bad for Pisces but Cancer seems to be happy. Also this time no one is going to get jealous if we get them to date," explained Taurus.

"What do you mean it was bad for Pisces?" asked Cancer.

"Nothing," replied Taurus.

"Hey, how are those plans coming along?" asked Scorpio who sat down beside them with a plate of toast in her hands.

"She's in on this too?" asked Sagittarius.

"I'm a pro at planning stuff. They'd have to be stupid not to ask me for help," said Scorpio.

"So... how are these plans going to work?" asked Sagittarius.

"You'll see," replied Scorpio. Then an alarm went off. Taurus, Cancer and Scorpio looked at each other. Then they frantically packed up all the papers and hid them under the couch.

"Who put a trip wire outside the air tower?" asked Gemini while limping in the living room because she twisted her ankle. Cancer, Taurus and Scorpio looked at Sagittarius.

"The three of you are NOT blaming me for this!" said Sagittarius.

"We tried to stop him Gemini," said Taurus.

"We told him it was mean but he wouldn't listen," said Cancer. Sagittarius rolled his eyes.

"Sagittarius will always be Sagittarius I guess. But I twisted my ankle because of that. You have to learn not to take your pranks too far," said Gemini.

"It wasn't me! The three of them are blaming me. They put that trip wire there because... anyway they're they ones that did it!" argued Sagittarius.

"Sagittarius how could you! Blaming the girls? What a coward," said Scorpio.

"The three of you better cut this out right now or else I'll tell Gemini-"

"He must be punished for his unacceptable behaviour. Lock him out of the house," ordered Scorpio.

"WHAT?!? Guys don't listen to her!" pleaded Sagittarius. Then Scorpio, Cancer and Taurus pushed Sagittarius outside and locked the door.

***

Aries and Leo were playing video games in the first floor of the fire tower. Leo was about to beat Aries when they heard someone knocking on the window. Leo walked over and opened the window while Sagittarius crawled in.

"What happened this time?" asked Aries.

"Cancer, Taurus and Scorpio locked me out because they blamed me for making Gemini twist her ankle and I threatened to reveal their Gemini and Pisces shipping plans but they didn't like that so they threw
me out," explained Sagittarius quickly.

"I didn't understand most of that," said Leo.

"Me either," said Aries.

"I'll explain it all later," said Sagittarius.

"So you need revenge?" asked Leo.

"Just a bit," said Sagittarius.

"You do know that you want to get revenge on SCORPIO right?" asked Aries.

"We might not be able to get revenge on her but we have to get revenge on the others!" said Sagittarius.

"Let's start plotting ideas," suggested Leo.

"Do you want revenge that will make them laugh or revenge that will make them hate you?" asked Aries.

"We're pranking my girlfriend and her best friends. Let's not make them hate me, okay?" asked Sagittarius.

"So let's not get Virgo, Libra and Aquarius involved," said Leo.

"Right," agreed Aries.

"Wait where are Virgo, Libra and Aqua anyway? The house is rather quiet," said Leo.

Aries thought for a second. "Maybe they're behaving for once."

***

Capricorn waited as the elevator descended towards her. The doors slid open to reveal Aquarius, Libra and Virgo playing cards at a table that they put in the elevator.

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"You guys are playing cards in an elevator?" asked Capricorn.

"No we're just pretending to play cards," replied Libra sarcastically.

"But... why in the elevator?" asked Capricorn.

Aquarius shrugged. "Because why not."

"Do you want to join or not?" asked Virgo.

"One day the three of you will stop surprising me," muttered Capricorn as she walked into the elevator. Then the elevator started going up. It opened at the hammock floor. Pisces' eyes went wide as he saw all four of them sitting at a table playing cards. Capricorn mouthed I know.

"Why are you guys playing cards in the elevator?" asked Pisces.

"For fun," replied Aquarius.

"But... this is so random," said Pisces.

"We've already started but you and Cappy can join in next round if you want," said Virgo. Pisces walked into the elevator.

"There's no seats left," said Pisces. Libra patted his lap. Pisces rolled his eyes and sat in Libra's lap.

"When are you guys going to stop playing cards?" asked Capricorn.

"When we want to," replied Libra. Then they heard screaming.

"Who wants to see what the screaming is from?" asked Virgo. Aquarius, Libra and Capricorn raised their hands. Pisces reluctantly raised his hand.

"There's trouble going on and for once we're not involved. I wonder what it's like," said Aquarius. Then Capricorn pressed a button on the elevator.

"Half the time I'm convinced that I'm imagining things because you guys are so... so... there's no words to explain it," said Pisces.

"I believe the word you're looking for is sexy," said Virgo.

"No that doesn't sound right," said Pisces.

"They do so many things that make you think 'what am I seeing' that it surprises you when they act normal," said Capricorn.

"But being normal is boring," said Libra. Then the door opened and the five of them walked out. There was green slime everywhere.

"What's going on?" asked Capricorn. Then they walked into the living room. It looked like a green slime bomb exploded. Scorpio, Cancer, Taurus and Gemini were covered head to toe in green slime while the fire signs were laughing their heads off.

"This is revenge, my friends," laughed Sagittarius. The zodiacs who were covered in slime were too shocked to move.

"What happened?" asked Pisces.

"It's quite simple. Sagittarius needed revenge on them," said Leo. Then Scorpio wiped some slime off of her and chucked it at Aries. Aries gasped. All of the sudden Aries and Scorpio were in a slime throwing war. Cancer chucked slime at Sagittarius while Taurus and Gemini threw slime at Leo.

"I wanna join so bad," said Libra. Then Aquarius and Virgo joined the fire signs. Libra joined the girls.

"We are witnessing a slime war," said Pisces.

"Yes we are," said Capricorn.

"Should we stop them? Or should we join?" asked Pisces. Then a glob of slime hit Capricorn in the face.

Capricorn wiped the slime off her face. "Oh we're joining the fight." Then Capricorn joined the fire signs while Pisces joined the other side. Everyone was throwing slime at each other until Calypso walked into the living room and started licking the slime.

"STOP! CALYPSO YOU CAN'T EAT THAT!" screamed Scorpio as she picked up the cat.

"Meow?"

"We better clean up now so Calypso doesn't eat any slime," said Cancer.

"I'll get the garbage bags." Then Libra ran into the kitchen and returned with garbage bags.

"There's so much slime," said Capricorn.

"Guess who we have to blame for that?" asked Gemini while glaring at the fire signs.

"You guys locked me out of the house," argued Sagittarius.

"Because you threatened to reveal our plans!" shouted Taurus.

"What plans?" asked Pisces.

"NOTHING!" shouted Cancer, Scorpio and Taurus.

"So how are Leo and Aries involved in this?" asked Virgo.

"You pick on one fire sign, you deal with the wrath of all the fire signs," declared Aries.

"I can't believe you guys planned revenge without me," said Aquarius.

"We weren't supposed to make them mad at us," said Leo. "And if you joined in you would have made things worst."

"Less fighting, more cleaning!" ordered Capricorn.

***

Later on everyone went somewhere else while Taurus, Cancer and Scorpio worked on their plans.