Leo woke up on the kitchen floor. What am I doing on the floor? Thought Leo. He sat up and noticed an empty glass sitting beside him. There were sleeping pills spilled all over the counter. How careless... someone fed me a sleeping pill and didn't even clean up their tracks! Leo stood up and looked around. The house was unnaturally quiet.

"Hey! Anyone home?" asked Leo. No one answered. I wonder if everyone went back to normal yet.

***

Leo walked into the library room. He adjusted the pin on his hoodie. It had a hidden camera so Leo could record everything that happens and blackmail the others later.

"Anyone here?" asked Leo.

"Yes. Don't bother me because I'm working on my book. I'm almost finished," said Virgo. Leo walked over to the desk to see Virgo typing away. Libra had his arms around Virgo. "Also can you get rid of Libra please?"

"Why Virggy? Don't you love spending time with me?" asked Libra.

"No I don't. Go away please," said Virgo coldly.

"We could run away together," suggested Libra.

"Or I could finish my book in peace," said Virgo.

"We could get married," said Libra while playing with Virgo's hair.

"You could leave me alone!" said Virgo.

"Why are you guys the only two zodiacs besides me left in the house?" asked Leo.

"I don't know. I heard a bunch of screaming earlier, then it got real quiet," explained Virgo.

"Virggy? Why can't I be in your book?" asked Libra. Leo cringed. Libra being in love with Virgo was too weird to him. Especially since Virgo always pretended to like Libra, but he never actually confessed to liking Libra or anything like that.

"Because you're annoying and I want relatable characters that the readers love," said Virgo.

"Wait... why are you wearing glasses?" asked Leo.

"It's more professional... oui?" asked Virgo.

"Virgo knows french? That's so hot!" said Libra while blushing.

"I don't know how much more of this I can take!" muttered Leo.

"What?" asked Virgo.

"Nothing. Come on Libby, let's go," said Leo.

"No! I refuse to leave Virgo!" said Libra.

"Libra... do you remember Capricorn?" asked Leo.

"Who? Isn't she another Zodiac?" asked Libra.

"She's your girlfriend. You always try to spend time with her instead of Virgo," explained Leo.

"What? I'd never date a girl while Virgo is still available," said Libra.

"I'm not. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Scorpio who I love very much. I based the main character off of her," explained Virgo.

"For now," said Libra.

"Don't you dare try to break us up. She can kick your ass in three seconds flat!"

"If I prove I'm stronger than her will you love me instead, Virggy?"

"Leo! Help!"

A ring of fire burned around Libra. "Follow me."

"Yes, go follow Leo!"

"No!" shouted Libra. A bit of fire burned Libra's arm. "Ouch! Fine I'll go. I'll come back for you my love! I promise!" Then Libra blew Virgo a kiss. Virgo scrunched up his face, grabbed the imaginary kiss and threw it away.

"This is normal Virgo's dream," muttered Leo.

"What?" asked Libra.

"Nothing." Then Leo dragged Libra into the elevator. The ring of fire around Libra disappeared.

"I think I'm getting separation anxiety!" shrieked Libra.

"Actually you're just a love struck fool!"

Leo turned around and sighed. "Aquarius what are you doing here?"

Aquarius was sitting in the corner. "I'm sitting. Well technically the earth is floating around in our atmosphere so we're all floating... but when you take earth's gravity into account I'm not hovering above the ground, so I suppose the politically correct answer would be that I'm sitting."

"I don't know who's more annoying," muttered Leo.

"Hey Aquarius. How do I make Virggy love me?" asked Libra.

"He does not love you. His heart belongs to the beautiful Scorpio. Her mind outsmarts yours easily and her muscles could easily rip yours apart. You do not begin to compare to her therefore it is pointless to even try," explained Aquarius.

Libra started crying. "BUT I JUST WANT VIRGGY TO LOVE ME!"

Leo made sure the hidden camera was working.

"Why is that boy's love so important to you?" asked Aquarius.

"I really don't want to know what he's going to say so let's stop right there!" said Leo.

"But why?" asked Aquarius.

"Actually I have an idea! You two can talk about Virgo while I go outside for a second!" suggested Leo. "Here, wear this!" Leo passed Libra a pin with a hidden camera just like the one he was wearing.

"Will Virgo think this pin is sexy or something?" asked Libra.

"Oh he'll think it's very sexy. Make sure you don't lose or break it okay?" asked Leo.

"Okay!" replied Libra. Then the elevator doors opened. "Hey Aquarius, I wrote a fan fiction about me and Virggy, wanna hear it?"

Leo sprinted into the kitchen. That was a close one. Then he looked out the window and saw Aries and Scorpio. Leo walked outside.

"Oh look it's Leo! I'm glad you're here! ACHOO!" said Aries in a soft, delicate voice. She was wearing a blue dress with matching blue nails and a blue flower crown sat on top of her head. She was picking flowers and making flower crowns.

"Aries, you're allergic to pollen!" said Leo.

"Yeah but the flowers are so pretty! I'll survive... right?" asked Aries.

"Yes, you'll be fine. Looking good is way more important that your health anyway," said Scorpio.

"I never thought I'd hear YOU say that," said Leo. The he looked up. Scorpio was wearing a pink dress with flats and...

"HOLY SHIT!" screamed Leo.

"What?" asked Scorpio.

"Is that... permanent?" asked Leo.

"No. I couldn't find any permanent dye so it will fade out in a while," said Scorpio.

"You legit dyed your hair pink?" asked Leo.

"Black is such a depressing colour," said Scorpio.

A/N: Here's some photos since it's hard to imagine Scorpio with *gasp* pink hair!!!

"Just thinking about what happened to you makes me more and more depressed," muttered Leo.

"I made you a flower crown! Here put it on!" Leo walked forward and sat down in front of Aries. Aries giggled and put the flower crown on his head.

"Hey Scorpio, there's a bit of dirt on your dress," said Leo.

Scorpio screeched a high pitched scream. "WHERE?!?"

Leo tried to hold back his laughter. "Never mind. I think I'm seeing things."

"I want to swim in a sea of flowers!" said Aries. Then she laid down on her stomach and pretended to swim in all the flowers.

"Aries you'll get your dress full of mud!" scolded Scorpio.

"Oh yeah! Wouldn't want that. Achoo!" then Aries sat up. Scorpio took a bottle of nail polish out of her pink purse and began painting her nails.

"Your nails are already painted," said Leo.

"Yeah but I'm touching them up," said Scorpio.

"Woah... you're such a great nail painter! ACHOO!" said Aries.

"Why are you fascinated by every little thing? Oh right... normal Aries doesn't care about anything," said Leo.

"Hey, let's paint Leo's nails too!" suggested Aries.

"But I'm a boy!" said Leo.

"Gender roles are stupid. Wear nail polish if you want to," said Scorpio. At least their beliefs are the same. Looks like it's just their personalities that changed. Thought Leo. Then Scorpio started painting Leo's nails.

"My eyes are itchy!" said Aries who begun rubbing her eyes furiously.

"You should go take some allergy medicine," suggested Scorpio.

"Alright. I'll be back! ACHOO!" Then Aries skipped over to the house.

"Now let your nails dry for a bit," instructed Scorpio.

"Wow that was quick," said Leo.

"I'm a professional nail painted after all," said Scorpio.

"Normal Scorpio is going to get a kick out of this," said Leo before getting up and walking away.

***

Leo walked into the hammock floor. Gemini was curled up in a ball in a bean bag chair crying while Cancer was making fun of her.

"... your nails are so ugly like eww you probably bite them don't you?" asked Cancer.

(A/N: Please don't get offended if you're a Cancer, the potion is making her act mean she's not actually like that)

"I-Its a habit," said Gemini.

"Gross! And your hair is so greasy like seriously take a shower!" said Cancer.

"It looks greasy because it's still damp from our water fight earlier. I didn't get a chance to was it," sobbed Gemini.

"And your annoying voice... seriously-"

"Cancer! Stop being mean to Gemini!" ordered Leo.

"Why? She's just an annoying loser!" said Cancer.

"You're annoying me by being so bratty!" said Leo.

"O.M.G! I can't believe you think I'm annoying!" said Cancer who was on the verge of tears. This is a nightmare! Thought Leo.

"Please... just leave me alone... please..." begged Gemini.

"No way. If you want to be alone go live in a trash can on the streets where you belong!" hissed Cancer.

"IM SORRY I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" wailed Gemini. Why did I have to be the responsible one that didn't eat the cupcakes? Oh right this is my fault in the first place. Thought Leo.

"Here, how about we leave Gemini to herself?" asked Leo.

"No way. That filth needs to get out of my house!" demanded Cancer.

"Okay, here we go!" then Leo lifted Cancer up and pushed her down the slide that lead to the living room. "Cancer didn't mean that Gemini, she's not acting like herself."

"It seemed like she meant it," said Gemini.

"Here," then Leo gently wiped the tears off of Gemini's face. "Don't cry. I'd find Pisces and get him to comfort you but... he's being a bully too."

"He's not actually like that. There's something wrong," said Gemini.

"What do you mean?" asked Leo.

"Everyone is acting weird. I love Pisces because he's so kind and sweet... but he's not acting like himself," said Gemini.

"Wait, you have all your memories?" asked Leo.

"Uh... yeah?" asked Gemini.

"So all the potion did was make your very shy and antisocial! You have all your memories intact!" said Leo.

"I... that's sounds right," said Gemini.

"How much cupcake did you eat?" asked Leo.

"I took one bite before I grew suspicious. What did you do to those cupcakes?" asked Gemini.

"I put a personality swapping potion in them. You're usually very talkative and outgoing... this isn't you," said Leo.

"So it would seem the more you eat... the more heavily you're affected," said Gemini.

"In the case, everyone else must of ate a lot of cupcakes. Especially Libra and Scorpio," said Leo. Then he stood up.

"Wait! C-can I come with you? I don't want Cancer or Pisces coming back to bully me again!" said Gemini.

"Sure, come on," then Leo helped Gemini up. Gemini looked down at her feet. "What's wrong?"

"I really hope Pisces goes back to normal, you know?" asked Gemini.

"Yeah. Aries is acting all innocent and polite but I like the loud I-don't-care-what-anyone-thinks Aries better," said Leo.

"Will it wear off on its own?" asked Gemini.

"I don't know, I certainly hope so," said Leo.

***

Leo and Gemini walked into the living room. Sagittarius and Taurus were watching Titanic with a box of tissues.

"WAHHHHH THIS IS THE SADDEST MOVIE I'VE EVER WATCHED!" wailed Sagittarius.

"Meh. Love stories are crap," said Taurus.

"How DARE you! This is a tragedy and it's so heartbreaking!" said Sagittarius with tears welling up in his eyes.

"Love stories are always way too cheesy. This is funny," said Taurus. Then it showed the part where people were falling into the water. "Five! Nine point five! That was a prefect dive, ten points!"

"Do not shout out diving scores! It's rude and disrespectful!" said Sagittarius.

"It's not ACTUAL people! Like I know this actually happened but the actors in this movie didn't ACTUALLY die," said Taurus. Then Sagittarius grabbed a few tissues and started sobbing.

"WHO KEEPS WAILING LIKE A FUCKING BABY?!?" Cancer stomped into the living room.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Gemini hid behind Leo.

"This is so heartbreaking! He didn't want to die! He just wanted to find love!" wailed Sagittarius.

"Actually he just wanted a trip on a boat, he didn't plan on meeting Rose," said Taurus.

"Shut up before I beat you up myself!" threatened Cancer.

"Woah, chill Cancer," said Leo.

"I'm not listening to you, you're not my boss!" said Cancer.

Sagittarius paused the movie. "I can't hear my movie with all of you talking!"

"I can't talk with your stupid movie playing!" retorted Cancer.

"WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?!?" wailed Taurus.

"Holy crap, this is giving me a headache!" said Leo.

"How can crap be holy?" asked Cancer.

"How can you be snobby?" asked Leo.

"That roast sucked, much like your face," retorted Cancer.

"Really Cancer? That's the best comeback you have? REALLY?" asked Leo.

"Hmph! I'm out of here!" then Cancer left.

"Thank you for chasing that demon away!" said Taurus while bowing down to Leo.

"Believe it or not you guys are best friends," said Leo.

"Why would I be best friends with her?" asked Taurus.

"Because this isn't actually Cancer!" said Leo.

"EEEEEEEEEEK! YOU MEAN SHE'S POSSESSED?" asked Sagittarius in a terrified voice.

"I knew there was something abnormal going on with her! We need to find an exorcist!" said Taurus.

"No! We need to find a damn cure!" said Leo.

"How?" asked Gemini.

"I don't know but there's got to be a way!"

"A cure? You can cure possession?" asked Taurus.

"SHE ISN'T POSSESSED!"

"That's what an accomplice to a possessed person would say!" said Sagittarius.

"Leo is possessed too?!?" asked Taurus.

"How did this happen? Give us our friends back you ugly demons!" screamed Sagittarius.

"Please... we beg you... possess me instead! Just leave my friends alone!" sobbed Taurus.

"It's too late to save them. There's only one way to save them now," said Sagittarius.

"Quick! THIS WAY!" Leo dragged Gemini out of the house.

"I'm scared," said Gemini.

"It's okay. We'll figure a way out of this," said Leo.

"YOOOOOOOOOOO! LEO! GEMINI!" screamed Capricorn while waving her arms. Leo looked up and saw Capricorn and Pisces loading a car full of supplies.

"What's going on?" asked Leo.

"We're going to drive around and throw eggs at random strangers!" cheered Pisces.

(A/N: Remember, Pisces isn't like this. The potion is making him act the opposite of how he'd actually act, I hope no Pisces get offended)

"Wanna come?" asked Capricorn.

"Wait! Guys you could get in trouble!" said Leo.

"Nah! We'll be quick when we drive away," said Capricorn.

"As long as I get to throw eggs at innocent children I'll be satisfied!" said Pisces.

"Pisces... you love children," said Leo.

"I love watching them cry!" said Pisces.

"This is a nightmare," muttered Leo.

"What about you Gemini?" asked Capricorn.

"Don't invite her! She's stupid and weak! She'll only drag us down!" said Pisces.

"Why would you say that?" asked Gemini.

"Because its true!" replied Pisces.

"This is all so unreal!" said Leo.

"Should we stop them?" asked Gemini.

"If you think of a way to do that let me know," said Leo.

"Pisces... don't you remember all of our happy times together?" asked Gemini.

"What happy times?" asked Pisces.

"Remember earlier how we were running around with water guns together?" asked Gemini.

"I was just pretending to be your friend since no one likes you!" said Pisces.

"THE REAL PISCES WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE!" screamed Gemini.

"The real Gemini wouldn't be so boring!" said Pisces.

"Look guys, we're leaving now so either you're coming along or not," said Capricorn.

"I can't wait to make those little kids cry," said Pisces. Leo ran forward and picked Pisces up.

"I'm not letting you go! You will do something that you will regret!" said Leo.

"Put me down you piece of shit!" screamed Pisces.

"REAL PISCES WOULDN'T EVER SWEAR!" screamed Gemini.

"She's becoming a real headache," said Pisces. Then Leo walked into the living room and locked Pisces in the closet.

"I think I can say for sure that I made a mistake," said Leo.

"No kidding!" said Gemini.

"AU REVOIR SUCKERS!" screamed Capricorn before driving away.