Never Trust The Zodiacs To Go Grocery Shopping
The zodiacs were sitting around the coffee table in Hydra's house. Hydra, Phoenix and Antlia were sitting in front of them.
"Alright, everyone needs to tell us what progress you've made with the tasks we assigned to you," said Hydra.
"Leo and I made a list of songs," said Libra as he handed Hydra a list. Hydra looked over all the songs.
Hydra's eyes narrowed. "Who put "the booty song" on the list?"
"Why are you guys looking at me?" asked Leo. "Fine I'll admit that I did it."
"The songs that were written in pen are the ones that I chose. Leo's songs are written in pencil," explained Libra.
"What's Gemini's divorce song?" asked Hydra. A few Zodiacs started laughing.
"It's a song Gemini made up. I put that there as a joke," replied Leo.
"Has anyone else made any progress?" asked Phoenix.
"I've decided what the bridesmaid dresses are going to look like," announced Gemini. Then she showed Hydra a few photos on her phone.
"I like them," said Phoenix. Hydra took the phone and nodded in approval.
"Should I order six dresses that look the same or should I try to design them a bit differently?" asked Gemini.
"Maybe you could get different colours for each zodiac?" suggested Antlia.
"Yeah," agreed Phoenix.
"Alright." Then Gemini took her phone back.
"This is the design I picked out for the wedding cake," said Capricorn as she passed her phone to Hydra. "And this is the list of the food I planned." Then she handed Hydra a list of food. Hydra's eyes quickly scanned the list.
"The cake looks amazing. The list of food looks alright except for the fact that Phoenix is allergic to fish," said Hydra.
"We can replace the fish with steak," suggested Capricorn.
"Alright. What about our decorating team?" asked Hydra.
"So far we've decided that the theme of the wedding should be sunset colours; red, orange and yellow," said Cancer.
"We have a few other decorations planned like a chocolate fountain and we're waiting to know the location so we can plan other details," explained Pisces.
"They want to have an ice sculpture but they won't listen when I say no matter where we have the wedding it will melt," said Taurus.
"You don't know that. It might be in a place cool enough for an ice sculpture," said Cancer.
"I pray we won't be in a place where it's cold enough for ice to not melt," said Taurus.
"Anyway, here's a list of the decorations we've picked out so far," said Pisces as he handed Hydra a list.
"What about our flower team?" asked Phoenix.
"Roses, carnations and daffodils," replied Aquarius.
"You guys DID think about it, haven't you?" asked Antlia.
"Nope. We have no clue what flowers people usually use for weddings," replied Virgo.
"There's google for a reason!" argued Antlia.
"It's only flowers though. We'll pick out a few nice ones by... three days from now," promised Sagittarius.
"Yeah. Now that we know the theme of the wedding we can plan which flowers to use based off of those colours," said Virgo.
"We've decided that the wedding could maybe take place on these twin islands that we found," said Aries.
"What do you mean?" asked Hydra.
"Aries and I were searching for nice places online. We found out that there's these two twin tropical islands names Ursa Major and Ursa Minor. They're named after the constellations Ursa Major and Ursa Minor that first discovered these islands. Ursa Major is a big island with cool places for tourists to visit and that's where all the buildings are. Ursa Minor is a smaller island with breathtaking scenery. The hotels are located on Ursa Major beside the bridge that connects the two islands," explained Scorpio.
"The wedding could take place on a beach on Ursa Minor," suggested Aries. "It would be a three hour boat ride from here."
"That sounds awesome!" cheered Phoenix.
"I was thinking that us zodiacs could go visit for a week to check out the place and then if everything looks alright then later on that week you guys can come and then we can have the wedding," suggested Scorpio. Everyone went silent.
"That's... alright. That sounds like a good plan," said Hydra.
"So we're going on vacation to two twin tropical islands?" asked Aquarius.
"Why not? If it's no good let us know and we'll reschedule the wedding," said Hydra. The zodiacs grinned and cheered or high fived the person sitting beside them.
"Wait, before you guys leave! Hydra and I are busy planning the wedding so we need you guys to pick up a few groceries for us," explained Phoenix. Then she handed Capricorn a list.
***
The zodiacs were at Walmart.
"Hey! Let's go watch a movie on the display TVs!" shouted Virgo.
"Yeah. Great idea Virgo," said Aquarius.
"No no Virgo. You have to stick with the rest of us," said Scorpio while putting an arm around Virgo's shoulders. Then Virgo picked Scorpio up while him and Aquarius ran towards the display TVs. A few seconds later Scorpio reappeared dragging Virgo and Aquarius back to the group.
"But Scorpy-" whined Virgo.
"You could have watched a movie with us!" whined Aquarius.
"Libra can you help me?" asked Scorpio. Then Scorpio lifted Virgo into the shopping cart. Libra did the same with Aquarius.
"Aww look at the little babies," taunted Aries.
"Wahhhhhh!" screamed Virgo while hitting Aquarius. Then Aquarius started hitting him back.
"Guys! Act your age, honestly!" complained Capricorn.
"But Aries just said that we're babies," said Aquarius.
"Hey guys! Look, a watermelon!" shouted Sagittarius. Then he put it under his shirt and patted his stomach.
"Wait! I'll be back!" shouted Gemini before running away.
Leo gasped. "Sagittarius has a baby! Who's the father?" asked Leo.
"Cancer," replied Sagittarius.
"What?" asked Cancer who was zoned out.
"You're a father! Congrats!" said Leo while pointing to the watermelon under Sagittarius' shirt. Then Scorpio put a hand on the watermelon.
"I think I felt a kick!" announced Scorpio. Then Gemini returned with a wig. She placed the wig on Sagittarius' head.
"Now he looks like a girl," chuckled Taurus.
"Exactly!" said Gemini.
"That woman over there is staring," whispered Leo. Then Aries stuck out her foot causing Sagittarius to trip. The watermelon burst open as soon as he hit the floor. The woman who was looking at Sagittarius fainted while someone else screamed.
"Watch where you're going," taunted Aries. Then Sagittarius pulled on her leg causing Aries to fall down beside him. "Now I'm covered in watermelon!"
"Thats what you get," said Sagittarius.
"You guys might want to get up and run away, like now," warned Pisces. Then Aries and Sagittarius jumped up and ran away as a Walmart worker came to see what was going on.
"Let's just pretend that we don't know them," suggested Libra.
"What's the next thing on the list?" asked Taurus.
"Cookies," said Capricorn.
"Can we get some cookies too?" asked Gemini.
"Why did you ask? Just put them in the cart," said Libra. Then Gemini ran away to find the cookies.
"I'll go get the drinks," announced Pisces before running away.
"Cancer, go get this," ordered Capricorn while pointing to a specific item on the list.
"Alright," said Cancer before walking away.
"We need baby food for baby Virgo and baby Aquarius," said Leo.
"We need to buy some funny jokes for Leo because he doesn't have any," said Aquarius.
"Burn!" shouted Virgo. Then they high fived.
"Guys! I found shortbread cookies!" screamed Gemini as her and Pisces ran back. Gemini threw four packs of shortbread cookies in the cart with Virgo and Aquarius. Then Pisces dumped the bottles of pop in the cart.
"How much more do we need to get?" asked Taurus.
"About... ten more things," replied Capricorn.
"They must be very busy planning the wedding since they made us buy their groceries," said Libra.
"I don't mind buying things for them. I'm just really happy for them," said Pisces.
"That reminds me, we need to buy stuff for our vacation to the twin islands," said Scorpio. The Cancer returned. She smiled and dumped a few boxes tampons in the shopping cart.
"AHHH!" screamed Virgo and Aquarius. Then they both tried to jump out of the cart and they ended knocking the whole cart over.
"You smushed the cookies!" shouted Gemini.
"You boys get scared over a few tampons? That are in a box?" asked Cancer.
"Well in their defence, those things kinda weird us out," said Libra.
"Pffffft boys are weak," muttered Taurus.
"Ahem, I don't have a problem with those. Not all boys are afraid of lady products," said Pisces.
"Does that make Pisces braver than the rest of you boys?" asked Cancer. The boys were about to argue when Aries and Sagittarius sprinted towards them.
"RUN!" screamed Aries.
"What's going on?" asked Capricorn.
"We'll explain later," said Sagittarius.
"We may have accidentally broke a mirror or two," said Aries.
"Hey! You two over there!" shouted a Walmart worker. Then Aries and Sagittarius sprinted away.
"We should warn Hydra not to make us all go grocery shopping at the same time," said Cancer.
"Agreed," said everyone else.
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