Leo and Sagittarius are Idiots!
It was a warm day so the zodiacs decided to go have a water gun fight at the park. They were running around and squirting each other.
"Stop targeting me!" screamed Libra as he ran around as fast as he could. Virgo and Aquarius chased his while squirting water at him.
"We're not targeting you!" screamed Virgo.
"Yeah. We discussed that we were going to run this way before we got here," said Aquarius.
"We'll all be dead before those three learn to grow up," said Capricorn while squirting water at Taurus.
"If only we could find a way to change their personalities for a day," said Taurus.
"That would be funny," said Capricorn.
Aries was running around when a bunch of water grew out of the ground and a big wave knocked her over. "Alright! Who did that?!?"
"I think it was Pisces," said Scorpio innocently. Then Aries kept trying to charge at Scorpio but Scorpio kept creating mini waves to knock her over.
"I will get... you! Stop... knocking me... over... this isn't... fair..." said Aries who got knocked over every three seconds.
"But that wouldn't be any fun," said Scorpio who laughed at Aries.
"Wait, how can Scorpio create waves from the ground?" asked Leo.
"Hmm... maybe she makes a bunch of water build up in the soil and then it's watery enough for her to create a wave that will glide across the top of the soil," explained Sagittarius.
"Wow that's so smart! I can't believe you figured it out," said Leo.
"He didn't. I told him that water signs could-"
"Shhh! That's enough Cancer. I just made a very intelligent comment, let's leave it at that," said Sagittarius who covered Cancer's mouth with his hand. Cancer licked his hand.
"I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DO THAT!"
Leo laughed. "Oh, looks like Saggi isn't so smart after all."
"ONLY I CALL HIM SAGGI!" Then Leo got knocked over by a wall made of water. Cancer ran over and squirted Leo over and over again.
Sagittarius looked at Leo with wide eyes. "Woah. You activated monster Cancer."
Gemini skipped over to Pisces. "Hey, want to team up on everyone else?"
"Sure. I have water powers so we'll soak everyone else," said Pisces confidentially.
"BETRAYAL!"
"WHAT?!?" Then Gemini dumped a bucket of water over Pisces. "Gemini, can I have a hug?"
Gemini ran away. "No way. You're soaked!"
"HUG!" Then Pisces chased after Gemini. He eventually caught up to her and wrapped his arms around Gemini's waist. Gemini tripped and they both fell down. Pisces hugged Gemini getting her full of water too.
A little girl with chocolate brown skin, curly black hair that was blue on the ends and blue eyes kept poking Taurus' leg. She looked around six years old.
"Yes?" asked Taurus.
"Can I play?" asked the little girl.
"Yes, of course," then Taurus gave the little girl her water gun. "Go squirt those three guys over there, okay?"
"Okay!" replied the little girl. Then she ran over to Libra, Virgo and Aquarius. "Hi!"
"Hello. What a cute little girl. Are you here to play with us?" asked Libra.
"I'm NOT little!" then she started squirting Libra in the face.
"Here, I'll chase her away," said Virgo. Then he walked over to the little girl and showed off his muscles.
"You're not scary!" then she started squirting Virgo in the face.
"I will avenge you guys!" Then Aquarius shot the little girl in the face.
The little girl stomped her foot. "Meanie!" All of the sudden Aquarius was trapped in a bubble full of water. He started clawing at the bubble trying to break free because he couldn't breath under all the water.
"Aquarius! What's going on?" asked Libra.
"No one hurts my daughter." Libra and Virgo turned to see Hydra. Then the bubble burst around Aquarius.
"Wait, so you tried to drown Aquarius because he shot a little bit of water of her face?" asked Virgo.
"I didn't try to drown anyone. Looks he's fine right Aquarius?" asked Hydra. Aquarius held his thumb up. "I guess it's not so funny when someone plays a joke on the three jokers."
"Hydra! Did you say this was your daughter?" asked Capricorn. Hydra smiled. The little girl walked over to Hydra and put her arms up in the air. Hydra picked her up.
"Hydra wait up!" Then Phoenix ran up to Hydra. "Hey did you introduce her yet?"
"Not yet. Guys, this is Pegasus. She's a constellation like us," introduced Hydra.
"We asked Cepheus and Cassiopeia for a daughter. All of the sudden a bunch of stardust fell outside our window and here she was sitting in a dress made of stardust," explained Phoenix.
"Who are Cepheus and Cassiopeia?" asked Virgo.
"Virgo, we've seen them many times up in the sky. Cepheus is the king of constellations and Cassiopeia is the queen," explained Scorpio.
"Doesn't ring a bell," said Virgo.
Scorpio face palmed. "Cepheus was the one that let us come down to earth as humans!"
"OH! I always called him grouchy dude," said Virgo.
"Cassiopeia was the one that protested against us coming here right?" asked Libra.
"Yay! Libra has common sense!" cheered Capricorn.
"Aaaaaaaaaaanyway, the only thing that matters is that they have an adorable daughter!" said Aries.
"Does she have powers too?" asked Taurus.
"Pegasus, show them what you can do," said Hydra. Then Libra, Virgo and Aquarius felt a small breeze. Pegasus was trying to knock them over but her powers weren't very strong yet.
"So she has the best kind of powers?" asked Gemini.
"WAIT! Why doesn't she have to wear one of these?" asked Leo while pointing to the red band around his arm.
"Because I trust her to keep her powers under control. You guys... not so much," replied Hydra.
"She's like... six!" said Sagittarius.
"And she's already far more mature than you," retorted Phoenix.
"She does have a point there," said Pisces.
"I still don't see the big deal of these bands.
It's just a strip of whatever material this is that goes around your arm," said Cancer.
"Trust me they're very important!" said Hydra.
"Uh... yeah... about that... I kind of sort of lost mine," said Gemini while biting her lip.
"You WHAT?!?" asked Hydra.
"When did you lose it?" asked Phoenix.
"That day that I got lost on Ursa Minor. I took off my bracelet and then I lost it."
"Why did you take it off?" asked Hydra.
"Because I figured out that my powers are stronger without it. Like with the bracelet I can life maybe two or three people with my air powers, but without it I can lift all twelve of us," explained Gemini.
"Wait really?" asked Sagittarius.
Hydra facepalmed. "Did you have to announce that in front of everyone else?"
"Oh. Oops," said Gemini.
"Is it really a big deal?" asked Capricorn.
"Yes it is. Keep your bracelets or bands or whatever you call them on at all times," replied Hydra. "We'll just have to get Gemini a new one."
"I have an extra air band in my bag," said Phoenix. "I brought it just in case we needed it for Pegasus but will it work on Gemini?"
"As long as it's a white band then it will work on her," said Hydra. Then Phoenix looked through her bag and handed Gemini a white band. Gemini put it on.
"I'm hungry!" announced Pegasus.
"Well I guess we'd better go get some lunch. See you guys later!" said Phoenix. Then they walked away.
"I'm getting hungry too," said Pisces.
"We'd better go home and cook something then," said Taurus.
***
Leo and Sagittarius walked into the kitchen.
"Get out. I'm not letting you guys mess with the food," said Capricorn who was stirring cup cake batter.
"We're not going to do anything. We just wanted to get some candy," said Leo.
"We're out of candy," said Capricorn.
"Aww that makes me sad. Don't make Saggi sad or Cancer might turn into monster Cancer again," said Sagittarius.
"Cancer? Becoming a monster? That only happens when Scorpio corrupts her," said Capricorn.
"Oh Cancer! Capricorn is making me sad!" said Sagittarius.
"Saggi stop trying to cause trouble!" said Cancer from the living room. Capricorn narrowed her eyes at Sagittarius in suspicion.
"Well that plan failed," said Leo.
"Alright what are you guys trying to do?" asked Capricorn.
"Nothing. I'm not trying to do anything!" said Sagittarius. Then he walked in front of Capricorn and reached for the bowl. Capricorn held it away from Sagittarius. Leo stood on the tips of his toes and added a few drops (of the most recent potion he stole from Hydra) into the cake batter.
"Let's leave her alone Sag," said Leo.
"Fine, bye Cappy!" said Sagittarius. Then they both walked away.
"That was weird," muttered Capricorn.
"No kidding," said Virgo who was hiding in the cupboard. Capricorn just sighed because nothing surprised her anymore.
***
"Cupcakes are ready!" announced Capricorn who walked into the living room holding a tray of cupcakes.
"CUPCAKES!" screamed Aquarius who took a cupcake and devoured it.
"AQUARIUS! Be polite," scolded Taurus.
"Thanks for the cupcakes." Then Aquarius devoured another cupcake.
"That's not what I meant!" muttered Taurus.
"Hey, save some for the rest of us," said Virgo who grabbed a cupcake.
"She used cream cheese icing!" squealed Aries.
Scorpio's face lit up. "Really?"
"These are delicious. What did you do differently this time?" asked Libra.
"Pardon?" asked Capricorn.
"These have a bit of a different taste. It's delicious but different," announced Libra. Capricorn glared at Leo and Sagittarius.
"Why aren't you guys eating any?" asked Pisces who looked at Leo and Sagittarius.
"Come on Saggi try one!" Cancer skipped over to Sagittarius and shoved one in his mouth.
"I-I'm not hungry!" said Leo.
"You're always hungry for cupcakes," said Gemini suspiciously.
"Well not today!" said Leo.
"What's going on?" asked Taurus.
"They did something to the cupcakes!" announced Capricorn.
"Relax, it won't affect you," said Leo.
"I ate some of the cake batter!" said Capricorn.
"I guess it will affect you after all," said Sagittarius. Then everyone started fainting.
"What did you do?" asked Aries.
"You'll find out soon," replied Leo.
***
Leo was sitting in the corner. He didn't know what to do. I'm the only one that didn't eat the cupcakes. This is going to be interesting. Thought Leo. Then he heard a groan. He looked up to see Capricorn looking at him.
"Hey Cappy," said Leo.
"Hey! The house is so quiet. Let's go make a mess! There's no one here to stop us!" said Capricorn who was grinning like a maniac.
"What?" asked Leo. Then Capricorn jumped up and ran away. "Okay... that was weird."
"People... there's people everywhere!" said Gemini who was hiding in the corner with her hood up.
"Gemini?" asked Leo.
"AHHHH! Don't talk to me! Just leave me alone!" whimpered Gemini.
"Okay?" asked Leo.
"People... too many people..." muttered Gemini.
"What's the big deal?" asked Pisces.
"People are... scary," said Gemini in a tiny voice.
"You're scared of people? How pathetic! Get over yourself!" said Pisces who walked over to Gemini and pushed her.
"HEY! Pisces what's going on?" asked Leo.
"This pathetic crybaby is getting on my nerves," said Pisces before walking away.
"It's like everyone is acting the opposite of how they usually do... OH!" said Leo. Then Leo heard laughter. He looked up to see Sagittarius reading a book.
"Is that one of Capricorn's romance novels?" asked Leo.
"It's so good! It tells a heart warming story of a girl and her boyfriend. They get separated and it's SO SAD! But then they get back together!" squealed Sagittarius while kicking his feet in excitement. "OHMYGOSH! He's about to propose!"
"This is terrifying!" muttered Leo. Then Capricorn ran in the living room throwing confetti everywhere.
"Capricorn! Don't do that you're making a mess!" whined Aries who stared picking up the little bits of confetti.
"Too bad! You can't tell me what to do!" then Capricorn stuck her tongue out and dumped confetti all over Aries.
"Confetti is pretty... now I'm pretty too!" said Aries while looking fascinated by the confetti.
"If you want to be pretty then we need to give you a makeover," said Scorpio. Scorpio was wearing a flowery pink dress. Her face was full of makeup and her nails were painted pink. Leo screamed.
"What? Is someone hurt?" asked Aries who's face was full of worry. Wow. Scorpio looks scary as a girly girl. Thought Leo.
"Don't bother with him. Come on, let's find you a dress to wear," said Scorpio who took Aries' hand and pulled her away. Then Leo heard sobbing. He got up and walked into the kitchen.
Leo opened the cupboard and saw Taurus sobbing. "Taurus, what's wrong?"
"I got stuck in here and couldn't get out!" said Taurus.
"Did you try opening the cupboard door?" asked Leo.
"What? You got rid of the wall? How? WITCHCRAFT! DON'T HURT ME! GO AWAY!" screeched Taurus. Then she grabbed the cupboard and closed it. Then she started bawling again. "HELP IM STUCK IN HERE!" Leo sighed and opened the cupboard door before walking away.
"Haha what a baby, am I right?" asked Cancer.
"Huh?" asked Leo.
"She's like really stupid. She has the brain of an octopus!" mocked Cancer.
"Octopuses are actually pretty smart-"
"WHATEVER! Why is she even here like who let her in MY house?" asked Cancer.
"I'm not talking to you. Later sassy-mouth!" said Leo.
"O.M.G! You did NOT just say that to me. I can't believe you're being so mean!" cried Cancer. Ugh! Snobby Cancer is even worst that crybaby Taurus! Then Leo looked around the house.
***
Leo walked into the library floor. Virgo was at the desk typing furiously on his computer.
"Hey! What's going on?" asked Leo.
"I'm writing a book," said Virgo.
"YOU are writing a BOOK?" asked Leo.
"Yeah. I came up with an idea and I'm making my dreams into reality, isn't that right Libra?" asked Virgo.
"YES! Virgo is SO talented! He's so amazing!" said Libra while looking longingly at Virgo.
"Libra stop it! You're acting kind of weird. I'm not gay or anything and I have a girlfriend!" said Virgo.
"I know but I can't resist! You're just too cute!" said Libra. Then he leaned on Virgo's shoulder.
"I think I'm going to throw up!" then Leo ran back into the elevator. This is insane! I must of accidentally grabbed a personality swapping potion instead of the potion that I wanted. Everyone is out of control!
"You look troubled young one." Leo screamed and turned around to see Aquarius sitting in the corner of the elevator. His hair was pinned back in a very short ponytail.
"Aquarius? Okay you're talking like a wise old man so you must be normal too!" said Leo.
"Normal is a social construct. Normal is an opinion based off of what the majority of people in your area do. Normal may vary from person to person... therefore does normal really exist? Or are we all just wasting our lives trying to be like everyone else?" asked Aquarius.
"What the f-" Aquarius slapped Leo.
"Foul language will NOT be tolerated. Next time I'll wash your mouth out with a bar of soap!"
"Aquarius you're scaring me!"
"Fear is all in your head. If you don't want to be scared then don't let your mind trick you into giving your fears such power when they're really just-" the elevator door opened. Leo ran out. He decided to lie down on the hammock floor. This is going to be hell.
A/N: Who remembers when they did this in Zodiac Mansion and the earth signs went crazy?
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