The zodiacs were all getting ready to go to school when Gemini ran in the living room.

"WE DID IT!" screamed Gemini.

"We did what?" asked Aries.

"We finally got Volans to quit!" said Gemini.

"WHAT?" screamed everyone else.

"So we're getting a new teacher?" asked Libra.

"Eh, I don't mind," said Aquarius with a grin on his face.

"Hopefully the new teacher is hot," said Virgo.

"Even if the new teacher is a guy?" asked Scorpio.

"What are you implying?" asked Virgo.

"Either way it will be fun to break the next one like we broke Volans," said Sagittarius while cracking his knuckles.

"So Volans meant it when he screamed 'THIS TIME I SWEAR I'M QUITTING' and knocked a bunch of papers on the floor," said Taurus.

"Poor Volans, he just couldn't handle us," said Capricorn.

"But I don't want to go to school without Volans! What if the new teacher isn't any fun?" asked Leo.

"You guys wasted so much time arguing with Volans that we only got two months of work done within the five months that we were in school," said Pisces.

"Don't worry, I'm sure we can waste time with the new teacher as well," said Cancer.

***

The bell rang. Lyra was in the washroom looking in the mirror to make sure she looked decent for the first time meeting her new class. She had blonde curly hair and brown eyes. Then Lyra decided that she looked good enough and walked over to her new classroom. She held the door handle and took a deep breath before swinging the door open.

"Good morning students- wait what?" asked Lyra. She looked around the near empty classroom. Only one student sat in a desk reading her book. "Uh hi? Are you the only student in this class?" Taurus continued reading without looking up. "Great. My first class only has one student and she's deaf," muttered Lyra.

"I am not deaf I'm just reading," replied Taurus.

"Oh I'm sorry. You didn't answer and I thought that... well... anyway are you the only student in this class?" asked Lyra.

"The others are dead. Not that I care," said Taurus.

"What?!?" asked Lyra horrified.

Taurus closed her book. "Nah I'm kidding. You know Volans? He was our old teacher and the others refuse to come to class unless he's here. There are eleven others and they're more than likely hanging around on school grounds, so if you want to teach, you should go find them," explained Taurus.

"Alright," said Lyra.

"When you find them don't bring them back here alright? They're too noisy and I can never read around them," said Taurus.

"Sure. Let's go find them," cheered Lyra.

"Yeah, you go do that," said Taurus. Then she picked her book up and continued reading. Lyra sighed and took the book out of Taurus' hands.

"Hey!"

"How about we make a deal? I don't have a clue what the other constellations are like so I need your help. If you help me find them I'll send a note to the office saying that I need to tutor you for the rest of the day while you sit here and read," offered Lyra.

"So if I help you find the others I get to sit in this room and read for the rest of the day?" asked Taurus. Lyra nodded.

"Deal," said Taurus.

"Yeah, let's go catch some classmates!" cheered Lyra.

"By the way he's been hiding there this whole time," said Taurus. Then she pointed to a lump in the corner of the room. All of the sudden Sagittarius got up and climbed out the window.

Lyra sighed. "You guys are a special bunch of students... aren't you?" Taurus didn't answer.

***

Lyra and Taurus were walking around the school when they heard a horrible noise coming from the music room. It sounded like someone was crashing cymbals, playing a flute and kicking a drum at the same time while not knowing how to play either instrument properly. Taurus checked the schedule on the wall. There were no classes scheduled to be in there. Taurus knocked on the door.

"Hey, it's Taurus," said Taurus. Then a strong breeze blew past Lyra and Taurus and the door swung open. Taurus and Lyra walked in the music room to see Gemini surrounded by instruments.

"Who are you?" asked Gemini.

"I'm Lyra, your new teacher," said Lyra.

"Cool," then Gemini went back to playing her song.

"I came to bring you back to class," said Lyra. Gemini laughed.

"You're funny! Anyway I'm practicing for the talent show next week. So if you don't mind could you get out?" asked Gemini.

"If you help us find the other students I'll help teach you how to play any instrument you want," said Lyra.

"Thanks but I don't need your help. I'm already a pro at the trumpet and I'm on my way to mastering the drum, flute and cymbals!" announced Gemini.

"Yes, you're really amazing at playing music," said Lyra who struggled to keep a straight face. "But we need to find the others and you don't need to practice anymore since you're already so good!" Gemini blushed with pride.

"You think I'm talented?" asked Gemini.

"Definitely! Now come on," said Lyra.

"Alright!" cheered Gemini.

"Now we only have ten more to find," said Taurus.

***

"I think we should be able to find someone here," said Taurus. Then she knocked on the door. No one answered.

"Maybe it's empty," said Lyra.

"Nah, he's just really quiet," said Taurus. Then she opened the door and they walked into the art room.

"What the hell?" asked Gemini. Libra was painting a photo of Aquarius who did a sexy pose while lying down on a table wearing a bra and lace underwear over his normal clothes.

"IS THAT MY BRA AND UNDERWEAR?!?" asked Taurus.

"Pfft no. Why would you ask that?" asked Aquarius.

"Doesn't he look sexy?" asked Libra.

"Who are you two?" asked Lyra.

"I'm Libra," said Libra who didn't take his eyes away from the canvas.

"And MY name is Aquarius but you could call me Aqua or the awesome zodiac. I have a few other names like sexy or super sexy-"

"But some of us just call him dumb ass," said Libra.

"You know you love me," joked Aquarius while making a kissy face.

"They're not gay, they just act like that a lot," whispered Taurus to Lyra.

"Just for that comment I'm painting a moustache on your face," said Libra.

"Wait Libby! Let's talk about this-"

"Anyway, you can come finish your painting later but we have class going ahead right now," said Lyra.

"Okay, sorry," said Libra. Then he put his paintbrush in a cup of water and walked over to the others.

"Aww but I don't want to go to class!" whined Aquarius. Taurus walked over and started pulling him by the ear. "Ow! Fine I'm coming!"

***

The group of constellations followed Aquarius and Libra. Then they stopped in front of the auditorium.

"Shh!" whispered Aquarius. Then they quietly opened the door and slowly snuck into the room. All five of them sat in the front row of seats. On the stage, stood Virgo while practicing his speech for language class. He didn't seem to notice them.

"Alright how about I start this speech off with listen up little shits... nah then I'll get in trouble because 'profanity doesn't belong in a formal essay'," said Virgo while mimicking his language teacher by making a high pitched voice. "Focus Virgo, you're getting off track. Is it too late to change the topic of my speech? I want to write a new speech on why my lauguage teacher is so stupid. Language is only easy for you because you've been teaching for one hundred years already you judgemental hag!"

Virgo thought for a second. "Nah I'll stick to my speech about why we should kick Aquarius out of this school. Take that language teacher! You said that I chose a stupid and weak topic and that I'll likely fail if I wrote about it. WELL TOO BAD BECAUSE MY SPEECH IS SO AWESOME AND LANGUAGE IS STUPID! In fact I'll sing a song about how much I hate language. IF YOU HATE WRITING SPEECHES CLAP YOUR HANDS, IF YOU HATE WRITING SPEECHES CLAP YOUR HANDS. IF YOU'RE TEACHER IS A BIG FAT BIT-"

"AHEM!" said Lyra. Virgo looked up so see the other constellations in the front row.

"How long were you guys listening?" asked Virgo.

"A while," replied Libra.

"Virbro, your speech is about why I should get kicked out of school?" asked Aquarius.

"Yes Aquabro, it is," said Virgo. Then Aquarius ran up on the stage with Virgo.

"Bro! You know me so well! I'd love to get kicked out of this hell hole! I think now is the time," then Aquarius got down on one knee. Virgo gasped. "Will you accept this fist bump as proof of our broship?" asked Aquarius.

"Of course I will! Bro!" said Virgo. Then he wiped away fake tears and fish bumped Aquarius.

"He's not gay either, as far as we know," said Taurus.

"Virgo, Aquarius and Libra have a weird relationship that makes everyone think they're gay for each other," said Gemini.

"Well you never know," said Lyra.

"Libra and Aquarius have girlfriends," said Gemini.

"Shocking, I know!" said Taurus.

"You're one of them!" said Gemini.

"Come on Virgo, it's time to go back to class," said Lyra.

"Alright. Carry me there my new husbro!" said Virgo.

"Are you guys SURE he's not gay?" asked Lyra.

"Trust me, we thought the same thing at first," whispered Taurus.

Libra shrugged. "He could be bi."

"Who's bi?" asked Virgo.

"Hush child. We're not talking about you so it's none of your concern," said Gemini.

***

The constellations walked into the cafeteria.

"You guys are hungry?" asked Lyra.

"Watch," said Taurus. Then Virgo jumped out of Aquarius' arms and ran over to the counter and started knocking on it.

"What would you like-" Capricorn looked up and froze.

"Hi bestie! I would like to hang out with my best friend!" said Virgo.

"Ellen am I allowed to kick him out?" asked Capricorn.

"If he doesn't buy anything then yes," replied Ellen the lunch lady.

"Here. One dollar for your friendship," said Virgo.

"Don't you have a class to be in?" asked Capricorn.

"Yeah. The same one that you should be in," said Libra who appeared beside Virgo.

"Hey, she's helping me in here so as far as anyone else knows she's excused from class," replied Ellen.

"HI CAPPY! I'M HERE TOO!" shouted Aquarius who popped up beside Libra.

"Who's that woman over there?" asked Capricorn.

"That's teachy mcteacher face," said Aquarius.

"Excuse me, my name is miss Lyra!" said Lyra.

"Do I have to go back to class? Cooking is more fun," said Capricorn.

"Yes Capricorn. You can come back during lunch," said Lyra.

"Alright," said Capricorn. Then she took off her hair net and gloves.

***

All seven constellations walked into the gym.

"Okay, so we still need to find Aries, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius and Pisces," said Gemini.

"Have fun catching those fire signs," said Capricorn.

"At least one of them has to be in here," said Taurus. Then they saw Sagittarius playing basketball. His hair was wet and he was soaked in sweat. Sagittarius ran across the gym and he tossed the ball getting it in the net. Then he caught the ball and ran to the other end of the gym. He was about to shoot when Aquarius screamed "DONT MISS!" The ball rolled around the edge of the hoop and fell to the ground.

"Who made me miss my shot?" demanded Sagittarius before turning around.

"Libra!" shouted Virgo and Aquarius.

"What?" asked Libra.

"It's time to get back to class," said Lyra.

"And who are you?" asked Sagittarius.

"Your new teacher, Lyra," said Lyra.

"Cool I'm Sagittarius."

"Yay! We caught a fire sign!" cheered Gemini.

"Do you have any idea where the others are?" asked Taurus.

***

"You guys have a pool in your school?" asked Lyra.

"Yeah, it's pretty cool," said Virgo.

"We go swimming for P.E. sometimes," said Libra. Then they walked into the pool room.

"WATCH OUT!" screamed Pisces as he swung off the rope and landed in the water.

"Nice one!" said Cancer who was in the pool.

"Shh!" said Sagittarius. Then he took off his shirt and dove in the pool.

"Uh... Cancer..." said Pisces.

"Yeah?" asked Cancer. Then Sagittarius grabbed Cancer's ankles. Cancer screamed and kicked her feet.

"Somethinghasmyfootsomethinghasmyfootsomethinghasmyfoot!" shouted Cancer.

"Calm down, I can't understand you," said Pisces. Then Sagittarius let go of Cancer and swam to the surface.

"YOU!" shouted Cancer.

"Hey babe," said Sagittarius.

"Hey," said Cancer. Then she swam towards Sagittarius and gave him a hug. "Eww you're sweaty."

Sagittarius chuckled. "I had a great workout."

"Why is everyone here? Is that out new teacher?" asked Pisces.

"I'm Lyra. Please introduce yourselves," said Lyra.

"I'm Pisces," said Pisces.

"I'm Cancer," said Cancer.

"Her name sounds like the disease but she's nothing like a disease. She's actually really nice and sweet," said Sagittarius.

"Aww Saggi! How dare you compare me to a disease!" said Cancer.

Sagittarius' face went red. "I-I was just kidding! I didn't mean to compare you to a disease, I was just thinking of a funny way of explaining how special you are."

"Relax I'm joking. That's what you get for scaring me earlier," said Cancer.

"Alright we're even," said Sagittarius.

"So I'm assuming that you came to bring us back to class," said Pisces.

"Correct," replied Lyra. "You guys go take a quick shower in the change rooms and we'll wait here."

***

"Who's easier to find? Scorpio, Leo or Aries?" asked Lyra.

"It depends," said Taurus. They were walking behind the school. It was a warm day so most of the snow on the ground was melted.

"WOOHOO!" screamed someone as they ran towards the edge of the roof.

"DON'T JUMP IT'S NOT WORTH IT!" screamed Lyra with terror in her eyes.

"She's not jumping to her death," said Capricorn. Then Aries did a front flip off the roof. As she fell Aries activated a fire shield around her. When she landed on the ground the fire shield exploded and flames burst everywhere. Aries looked up and grinned at everyone. Her eyes were wide and alive from the adrenaline rush and sparks flew around her.

"I didn't know I had an audience..."

"That was amazing, and pretty terrifying. Are you Aries or Leo?" asked Lyra.

"Aries, don't get me confused with that idiot," said Aries.

"Are Aries and Leo enemies?" asked Lyra.

"They're dating," replied Pisces.

"Here's another couple with an odd relationship," said Gemini.

"She's one of the crazy ones that you should be careful around," said Cancer.

"Hey I can hear you. It is I Aries, the most insane of the zodiac. I'm also the leader so I make my own rules," said Aries.

"You'd think Capricorn was the leader because... well... she acts more like one," whispered Libra.

"No having Aries as our leader is great!" said Sagittarius.

"Yeah, great for the fire signs and Scorpio," said Taurus.

"One time they locked me in a closet because of a 'new rule' where anyone suspected of thinking about something stupid had to be locked in a closet," said Virgo.

"Yeah me and Libra were there too," said Aquarius.

"We're actually smarter than they give us credit for! Well, I am," said Libra.

"Why are you guys here?" asked Aries.

"Were on a classmate hunt to find all of you and bring you all back to class," explained Lyra.

"Back to class? Hell no!" said Aries. Then she turned around and ran away until she crashed into a wind wall and fell down. "Ouch."

"I knew she'd try that," said Gemini.

"Someone pick her up since she doesn't look like she can stand," ordered Capricorn.

"I... think I broke my spine... is this the end? Tell Leo that I love him... and that he's an ass for stealing the last cookie," said Aries. Then she coughed and reached towards the sky and closed her eyes.

"I swear if another person starts acting like Leo I'm going to lose it," said Taurus.

"What's so bad about me?" asked Leo.

"When did he get here?" asked Taurus.

"I was always here. I'm a ghost Taurus. I'm haunting you. Boo!" Taurus punched Leo. "Ow... is this the end?"

"Not this bullshit again," said Libra while face palming.

"Leo pick Aries up so we can carry her back to class one we find Scorpio," ordered Virgo.

"Back to class? Hell no!" shouted Leo. Then he turned around and ran into a wind wall. He fell down beside Aries.

"Now you can see why those two are dating. They're just like each other," said Aquarius.

"It's kind of cute," said Cancer.

"Now we need someone to carry Aries AND Leo because they're stupid enough to run headfirst into a wind wall," said Sagittarius.

"Sag, you can't see wind walls. You probably would have ran into one as well," said Pisces.

"Either way we have to find Scorpio," said Lyra.

"Good luck with that. Scorpio doesn't get found unless she wants to be," said Leo.

"I thought you were pretending to be dead," said Capricorn.

"Oh right. Is appears my death has been delayed," said Leo. "AUGH! GOODBYE MY FRIENDS!" said Leo before collapsing on the ground. Again.

"If you're having second thoughts you'd better quit now. We're this crazy everyday," said Aquarius.

"He's not lying. We drove out last teacher crazy," said Virgo.

"It's his fault that he was so weak minded," said Gemini.

"Aries and Leo are trying to sneak away!" screamed Sagittarius. Aries and Leo collapsed on the ground.

"Someone better pick them up before they get away," said Cancer.

"Here," said Libra. Then he picked up Aries.

"Who's picking up Leo?" asked Capricorn.

"I don't think anyone can carry him," said Pisces.

"Wait I know!" said Taurus. Then she made a few flowers grow out of the ground and wrap around Leo's wrists. Aquarius walked over and pushed Leo back over to the group.

"Any idea on how we'll find Scorpio?" asked Cancer.

"She's more than likely nearby spying on us," said Gemini.

"I'm that case I know how to lure her out," said Virgo. Then he cleared his throat. "Hey gorgeous! You're looking sexy today. Hey, sexy Scorpio-" all of the sudden Virgo was attacked. Scorpio jumped on Virgo's back and he fell on the ground. Then Scorpio pinned Virgo's arms on his back. "Told you guys."

"Say something like that about me again and I'll break your arms, understood?" asked Scorpio.

"She likes playing rough with Virgo," said Sagittarius with a wink. All of the sudden Sagittarius was pinned on the ground beside Virgo while Scorpio sat with one knee on each of their backs.

"Are you sure you can handle this class?" asked Taurus.

"I'm sure. Hello Scorpio my name is Lyra and I'm-"

"Yeah I know, I heard you earlier," said Scorpio.

"The bell is going to ring soon. Next time let's meet in the classroom, alright?" asked Lyra. Everyone nodded.

"So, are we allowed to break her like we crushed Volans?" asked Scorpio.

"Bring it on," said Lyra while getting in a fighting stance.

"Nah I like this one. Let's keep her," said Scorpio. Then the bell rang.

"GYM CLASS!" screamed Leo and Aries as they got up and ran around the other end of the school.

"Wait. Can you untie the flowers around my wrists Aries?" asked Leo.

"I can't I'm allergic to pollen," said Aries before running in the school.

"Oh wait," said Leo as he burnt the flowers around his wrists and chased after Aries.

"I have history next so I'll just stay out here," said Scorpio.

"No no Scorpy! We're going to learn about the war," said Virgo as he dragged Scorpio inside. Scorpio didn't fight back and let Virgo believe that he could make her go. Everyone else followed them and went to their next classes.

A/N: I know some zodiacs got more attention than others in this chapter. It's only one chapter so please don't get upset