Virgo was sleeping peacefully. Until he felt someone sit on him.

"I was thinking-"

Virgo screamed and kicked Capricorn off the bed.

Capricorn climbed back up and sat on him again. "Rude. I was thinking, maybe all of us should host a little reunion with all the constellations we've met."

Virgo groaned and reached for his glasses on his nightstand. "Why are you telling me this?"

"Because we're besties and I need someone else's opinion."

"My legs are going numb. Get off." Virgo tried to get up, but Capricorn pinned him down.

"What do you think? Best friend Virgy?"

"I think you're crazy."

"Look who's talking."

"I will not hesitate to call Scorpio."

"Don't get her involved, just answer my question."

"It sounds lovely. Now get out."

"Aww, you're not excited to see your bestie Cappy?"

"Not when I just woke up. Wait a minute-" then Virgo breathed through his mouth.

"Eww! Stinky breath!"

"Now leave!"

"I can't believe you didn't notice," laughed Capricorn.

"Notice what?"

"That I've been a distraction this whole time."

"Wha-" then a bucket of freezing cold water slammed into Virgo. Virgo shot up from bed and glared at Taurus.

"Oh no, did Virgo wet the bed?" asked Taurus.

"SCORPIO!"

"You think she's going to save you?" purred Taurus. "She doesn't even know where the hidden elevator is."

"Also clean up this room. It's literally driving me crazy to see it like this."

Virgo chuckled. "O.C.D much?" Capricorn just stared at him. "Oh... right."

"What's our next prank?" asked Taurus.

"What is this? Prank Virgo day?" asked Virgo.

"More like get revenge on Virgo day," replied Taurus.

Capricorn took a small plastic bag out of her back pocket. There were lots of tiny spiders inside.

"NOOOOOOO! NOT THE SPIDERS! SCORPIOOOOOOOO!"

Taurus smirked. "Your girlfriend won't save you now."

"Wrong." Then Capricorn was tackled off of Virgo. "No one messes with my boyfriend."

"He messed with us first," protested Capricorn.

"How did she get in here?" asked Taurus.

"The window. I'll be taking that." Scorpio grinned as she took the bag of spiders and jumped out through the window.

Virgo smiled at Taurus and Capricorn. "Isn't she lovely? I love my Scorpy!" Then Virgo went into the washroom to take a shower. Taurus left while Capricorn felt like she had to clean Virgo's room a bit before she left.

***

"A reunion sounds great Capricorn!" smiled Libra. Everyone was in the living room for Capricorn's meeting.

"Do not invite Antlia!" demanded Aquarius.

Virgo smirked. "Let's ask him when he's available to make sure he's able to attend."

"All we really know is Phoenix, Antlia, Hydrus, Pegasus, Cygnus, Lyra and Lynx. Should we ask Phoenix to help out with the guest list?" asked Cancer.

Gemini grinned. "We're inviting a bunch of people into our house?"

"This is a reunion, not a haunted house. I'll expect everyone to behave!" Capricorn shot an extra glance at the trouble makers (basically everyone).

"So, who gets to help decorate?" asked Aries.

"I can be in charge of the food," volunteered Scorpio.

"I'll be in charge of decorating Virgo," volunteered Libra.

"What?"

Libra and Aquarius pulled silly string out of their pockets and shot it at Virgo.

"I WAS BETRAYED!" Virgo gasped and dramatically collapsed on the floor.

Leo cleared his threat. "I can decorate the house. It will be-"

"Fabulous!" said everyone else in unison.

"How did you guys know I was going to say that?"

Sagittarius gave Leo a funny look. "You say fabulous more than any other word."

"If Leo made a dictionary," joked Pisces. "It would just be different definitions of the word fabulous."

The zodiacs heard a knock on the door.

Taurus grinned. "Our surprise is here."

"What surprise?" asked Aquarius.

Capricorn made an evil grin. "Did you think I'd let the troublemakers cause trouble while we clean and decorate the house for our reunion? I don't think so!"

***

"You can't lock us in a cage! I demand my free rights!" demanded Aries. Aries, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius and Aquarius were locked in a large cage that was placed in the living room while Taurus, Cancer, Capricorn and Pisces decorated.

Scorpio inspected the lock. "I can't pick this one."

"Woah. We finally found something Scorpio can't do," tormented Virgo. Scorpio elbowed him.

"Good thing I brought my... TRUMPET!" Gemini pulled a trumpet out from behind her back and started blaring it.

"WHERE DID SHE GET THAT?" asked Leo.

"LET ME OUT! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!" begged Aquarius while grabbing onto the cage bars.

Libra sighed and leaned on Virgo. "Wake me up when they're done."

"You're falling asleep on Virgo? Are you sure that's a good idea?" asked Gemini who stopped playing her trumpet.

Libra yawned. "I'm almost certain it's not."

"Aww look at my cute little Libra. Sweet dweams witle Libwa," tormented Virgo. Oddly, Libra looked peaceful in his sleep. Maybe he wasn't so worried about getting pranked by Virgo after all.

"Did he say Libwa? As in Libra? As in his actual name?" asked Aquarius.

Scorpio's eyes widened. "Virgo using Libra's actual name is indeed quite rare."

"Guys. I'm a fabulous role model. I can't be locked in this cage, I'm too fab-"

Everyone else muttered "Two" under their breath.

"What?" asked a confused lion.

"We're counting every time you say fabulous," replied Sagittarius.

Leo looked hurt. "But... why would you do that?"

"Because we think you have a habit," replied Sagittarius.

"Aww, look at cute little Libby sleeping on his best friend Virgy! This is so cute." Aquarius pulled out his phone and took a picture to torment Virgo. Virgo stick his tongue out.

"LET US OUT OF HERE! AHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Aries as she clawed at and shook the cage.

"Stop! You'll wake Libby!" warned Virgo while looking at the boy sleeping on him.

"Then Libby can WAKE THE FUCK UP! IM GETTING OUT OF HERE!" Then Aries tried using her powers to burn through the cage. "AHHHHHHH!" She rammed into the cage, making the whole thing shake.

"Woah. Aries became a savage," muttered Sagittarius.

Leo smiled. "Even as a savage, she's f-"

"THREE!"

"Crap. I should stop saying fa-"

"FOUR!"

Leo face palmed.

Sagittarius grinned. "Hey, now I can make amazing puns and you all have to listen. Ahem. How does a planet plan a party? Shit I messed that up. Uh... how to you make clocks fly? Fuck never mind that. Hm... what does a wave say to another wave? He waved! AHAHAHAHAHA... WAIT A MINUTE!"

"Amazing puns." Aquarius made air quotations with his fingers.

"Wanna fight punk?"

"I wanna fight!" Sagittarius and Aquarius were about to fight when Scorpio sat between them.

"Try it. See what happens."

"Why does Libra have a moustache?" asked Aries. Everyone looked at Virgo.

"Look at miss innocent over there!" Virgo pointed at Gemini who held a marker in her hands. She threw it out of the cage.

"Meow." Calypso curiously clawed at the marker.

***

"We're making amazing progress!" announced Taurus. The other four were decorating the living room while ignoring the screaming insane weirdos in the cage.

"But why can't we let Gemini decorate with us?" asked Pisces.

"Because she'll slow us down by making us clean up whatever mess she makes," replied Capricorn.

"Did we send the invitations yet?" asked Cancer.

"Yes," replied Taurus. "It's scheduled for tonight."

Pisces eyebrows rose. "That's pretty short notice."

Capricorn shrugged. "It's the only time Antlia is available before his five day vacation to Paris."

"Paris you say?" Cancer grinned. "How big is his suitcase?"

"Maybe we'll be able to sneak in," whispered Pisces.

"Advantages of being short!" grinned Cancer.

"I highly doubt you guys will actually do that," said Taurus.

"She underestimates us," whispered Pisces.

Capricorn rolled her eyes. "Keep hanging up decorations."

Pisces grinned at the glittery rainbow paint-splattered walls that used to be white. "Remember when we painted these walls when Cap and Libra went on their date?"

Taurus chuckled. "I tried to stop you guys but you locked me in a closet until you were finished."

Pisces smiled. "Taurus you remembered!"

"What? Oh! I have a new memory!"

Cancer's eyes lit up. "I remember that! Taurus didn't come out of the closet until it was all dry."

"Did you guys say Taurus came out of the closet?" asked Sagittarius. All the zodiacs in the cage laughed.

Capricorn sighed. "What is it with them and "coming out of the closet" jokes?"

Taurus shrugged. "They're all probably bi or pan or something like that. Wouldn't really surprise me."

"...and then we can eat croissants!" whispered Pisces.

"And visit the Eiffel Tower!" whispered Cancer.

"You're still planning that Paris trip that won't happen?" asked Taurus.

"Just because it's not happening now, doesn't mean it won't happen in the future!" retorted Pisces.

"Yeah!"

"Sorry for being realistic." Taurus rose her hands defensively.

"Aww, Kitty!" Pisces picked up Calypso.

"She can come on our trip too," whispered Cancer.

"It's going to be great!" cheered Pisces.

"Uh... this streamer is a darker colour than the others," frowned Capricorn.

"Does it matter?" asked Taurus. Then she froze when she remembered. "Oh, sorry."

Capricorn sighed. "Well we can't have that part of the wall not decorated in streamers like the others, so we'll have to buy another one."

***

Later on, the zodiacs were waiting for the others. They had a bunch of chips, desserts, drinks and cheeseca- wait. The cheesecake squares were right there! Where did they go?

Aries and Scorpio hid in a closet with all five plates of cheesecake squares. Go figure.

Aries chuckled. "How long do you think it will take before they notice?"

Scorpio stuffed another cheesecake square in her mouth. "I don't know."

"Ooh. This one is mixed berry!" Aries grinned as she ate the dessert.

"WHO ATE ALL THE CHEESECAKE SQUARES?" demanded Capricorn.

"Aries and Scorpio aren't here-"

"GIVE THEM BACK!" roared Capricorn who interrupted Pisces.

"Come get them," muttered Scorpio. Aries and Scorpio froze when someone walked past the closet.

"You have some on your face," said Aries.

"Where?" asked Scorpio.

"There. I'll get that for you." Then she rubbed cheesecake on Scorpio's nose.

"You have some on your face too."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"No I don't."

"Here, I'll get that for you."

"NO!"

Scorpio wiped cheesecake on Aries' eyebrow. Then Aries and Scorpio were having a cheesecake war when the closet door opened. They both looked up to see Capricorn.

Capricorn looked at them and the three empty plates of cheesecake squares. "I GIVE UP!" Capricorn threw her arms up in frustration and walked away.

Aries shrugged. "More for us."

***

Later on, Aries and Scorpio had no interest in talking to other constellations, so they hung out in the hammock floor and snuck down to steal a plate of treats every now and then. Everyone else was talking to the other constellations.

Phoenix, Lyra, Hydrus and Lynx showed up.

"Where's Pegasus?" asked Pisces.

"There's a baby sitter watching her," replied Phoenix.

Lyra looked at her feet. "It feels like there's something missing."

Everyone sighed. It just wasn't the same without Hydra.

"Woah. The walls are so colourful." Lynx stared at the glittery walls.

Sagittarius bowed. "It was my idea."

"Yes aren't they-"

"FIVE."

Leo rolled his eyes. "Hey! I was going to say beautiful! Not fabulous!"

"SIX!"

"Let's get some music started!" Then Libra plugged his phone into a speaker and turned on some music. Call Me Maybe started playing.

"I threw a wish in the well~" sang Leo as he held an imaginary microphone and stood in front of the couches.

"Don't ask me I'll never tell~" sang Aquarius who stood beside Leo.

"I looked at you as it fell~" Virgo pointed at Libra as he sang the next part.

"Oh no!" Cancer buried her face in her hands.

"Can someone tell them that they can't sing?" asked Hydrus.

"They know!" said Lyra with wide eyes.

Then the course started playing.

"Hey I just met you!" Leo pointed at Libra.

"And this is crazy~" sang all three of them. "So here's my number! So call me maybe!"

Virgo jumped in Libras arms. "It's hard to look right, at you baby!" Libra dropped Virgo.

"But here's my number~" sang all three of them.

"So call me maybe!" Virgo blew Libra a kiss from the floor. Libra wrinkled his nose and gently put his foot down on Virgo's face. "Love you too Libby!"

"Why do they act ten times gayer when other people are present?" asked Lyra.

"It's just the way they are," replied Phoenix.

"So, I don't remember either of you." Taurus pointed at Antlia and Lynx.

"We went on the rafting trip, remember?" asked Antlia.

"And he got OWNED at the wedding water fight!" announced Aquarius.

"Shut up and keep singing!" hissed Leo.

"Wedding?" Taurus blinked in surprise.

"Aqua, is there anything else you forgot to tell her?" asked Pisces.

"Phoenix and her wife got married a while ago. We kinda crashed it and made it fabulous," explained Gemini.

"SEVE- wait. Gemini said that, not Leo," said Sagittarius.

"Her wife?"

"No! Let's not bring this up!" warned Pisces.

Pheonix smiled sadly. "It's alright. I have-had a wife named Hydra."

"Oh! The one who's funeral we- I mean yeah I know who she is. Sorta."

"I heard what happened. But, why is he here?" asked Lynx while glancing at Hydrus.

"Because he's changed," replied Capricorn.

"I still don't trust him," whispered Sagittarius.

"Me either!" whispered Cancer.

The song ended. Leo, Aquarius and Virgo bowed. Everyone clapped politely.

Aquarius grinned. "Thank you, thank you. That song was dedicated to my boyfriend Libra and Libra's boyfriend Virgo."

"Wait. Did either of them date before I ended up with Aqua?" asked Taurus.

Capricorn choked on her drink while Pisces laughed so hard he fell off of the couch.

"Virgo flirted with Libra, so did Aquarius, but the never actually dated," replied Sagittarius.

"Oh. Wait, now I'm confused!"

"Poor Taurus. You'd have to be there from the beginning to understand," said Cancer.

"But isn't Virgo obsessed with Scorpio?" asked Taurus.

"Yes," replied Capricorn, Gemini, Pisces, Cancer and Sagittarius at the same time.

"So let me get this straight!" Lynx inhaled. "Virgo actually flirts with Scorpio, his girlfriend, but he "platonically" flirts with his "besties" who are Capricorn, Libra, Aquarius and Aries."

Cancer nodded. "That sounds right."

"This song is for my best friends! Wait? Where did it go? Who deleted Closer on my phone?" asked Libra.

"Guys..." warned Pisces.

"It wasn't us!" protested Virgo.

"Guys..." warned Pisces.

"I bet it was Cappy!" accused Aquarius.

"GUYS!"

"It was not!"

"WELL I'LL JUST LET YOU GUYS LEARN THE HARD WAY!" Pisces put ear plugs in his ears.

"What?" asked everyone else.

All of the sudden, Gemini walked into the room with a trumpet. "I have a performance for you guys." Then she blared her trumpet. Everyone tried to get up but a wind wall surrounding them all prevented them from moving.

"I warned you guys," yelled Pisces.

"My fa-"

"SEVEN!"

"-bulous ears."

After Gemini finished, she grinned at the others. Everyone's heads were still ringing.

"Maybe if you listened to me, you wouldn't have to endure that," said Pisces.

"I can still hear that trumpet," muttered Libra.

"What's that? Encore?" asked Gemini.

Then an air current blew the trumpet out of Gemini's hands. Sagittarius shot a fire ball and made the trumpet explode into tiny pieces.

"I'll just go get my indestructible one," Gemini walked out of the room again.

"How's the party going?" Everyone looked up to see Aries with a tray of brownies in her hands.

"It's not actually a party without us." Scorpio held a tray of shortbread cookies.

"Guys, don't take anymore food please," said Capricorn.

"As the leader, I declare that we get to eat what we want."

"Not if I can help it." Leo grabbed Aries by the waist.

Scorpio used her other hand to pull Aries, with Leo still grabbing onto her waist, out of the living room.

"Bye Scorpy!" Virgo blew her a kiss.

"Bye Virgo. Don't flirt with Libra and Aquarius too much when I'm gone."

"Alright! Who hid my indestructible trumpet?" demanded Gemini who stomped into the living room.

"Whoever did that, thank you!" said Cancer.

"It was a precious gift giving to me by Sag on Christmas!"

Aquarius held the trumpet above his head. "You're welcome."

"Hey! Aqua!" Gemini jumped up and tried to get her trumpet, but she was too short.

Aquarius ran out of the living room. A determined Gemini chased him.

"So.... is anyone else going to leave?" asked Taurus.

"All we need to do is get rid of Virgo. Then we'll have peace and quiet," announced Capricorn.

Libra played a slow song. "Get up and dance. This party is getting boring."

Capricorn slow danced with Libra while Cancer danced with Sagittarius. Taurus, Virgo and Pisces awkwardly sat down.

"May I have this dance?" Hydrus bowed in front of Lyra.

"Uh..." Lyra glanced at the others. Taurus and Pisces nodded while Virgo gave her a thumbs up. Lyra smiled and danced with Hydrus.

"Just so it's not awkward?" asked Antlia.

Lynx smiled. "Alright." Antlia and Lynx danced together.

"Wanna dance as friends?" asked Taurus.

"Sure," replied Pisces. Pisces and Taurus danced with a respectable distance between them.

"I'm going to go check on Pegasus. It was nice meeting up with you all again. Bye guys! Bye Antlia." Phoenix grabbed her jacket and left.

"Poor old Virgo sits all alone," muttered Virgo.

"Do you really think I'd let that happen?"

Virgo smirked before he looked up to see Scorpio. "Oh Scorpy, you're the best." Virgo took Scorpio's hands and danced with her.

Aquarius and Gemini did their own dance. It was a cool one where Gemini chased Aquarius and tried to snatch her trumpet back while Aquarius ran away from her.

Aries and Leo were dancing on the hammock floor.

"This reminds me of how we got together," said Aries.

Leo smirked. "Slow dancing together on a beach in Florida while this song played? Yeah I remember."

Aries leaned in until her head was tucked into Leo's chest. "Everyone's going to leave soon. I don't want to stop spending time with you, though."

Leo smiled. "You don't have to. You can spend the night in my room. We can cuddle!"

"Alright." Aries and Leo walked up to the fire tower.

***

Aries knocked on Leo's door. She wore Leo's shirt that she forgot to return, as a night dress.

Leo opened the door. "Aries wearing a dress? Is the world ending?"

Aries chuckled and walked into the room. "Where's those cuddles you promised me?"

"So impatient." Leo crawled into bed.

Aries crawled in beside him. "Eww. Pink pillows."

"Eww, a picky Aries."

"Shut up!" Aries messed up his hair.

"Come here." Leo wrapped his arms around Aries and brought her closer to him. Aries blushed and patted his abs. "Are you patting my abs?"

"They're so cool! And Sexy! And fabulous!"

Leo kissed Aries. Aries kissed him back. Then Aries grinned and crawled under the covers.

"Aries... I'm still not ticklish on my feet."

"What? But everyone is ticklish here!" Aries continued trying to tickle his feet.

"Silly Aries."

Aries crawled back out from under the blankets.

Leo smiled. "Let's get some sleep now." Then Leo started kissing her neck.

Aries looked at Leo with a blush. "How can I fall asleep with you kissing my neck like that?"

Leo shrugged. "Fine." Then he buried his face into her hair while Aries tried to fall asleep.

***

A few days later...

Antlia was in his new hotel room in Paris. He sat on his bed while he waited for his luggage to get there. He smiled sadly at the window. Hydra and Phoenix were supposed to come on this trip with me. Antlia sighed. Oh well. I miss you Hydra.

Then he felt a piece of paper in his pocket. Hydrus pulled it out to see sloppy handwriting.

FigHt meh!
-yoUr rival baby Aqua!

Hydrus chuckled. It was probably Virgo who added in the "baby".

Antlia heard a knock on his door. He slowly opened it. Thank god, I was expecting one of the zodiacs to answer it or something.

"Here's your luggage."

Antlia took all four suitcases into his room. Three of them were partially unzipped. "Wait, did I pack four suitcases?" Then he heard a chuckle. Antlia slowly unzipped a suitcase and screamed at the top of his lungs.

Gemini popped out. "Are we in Paris?"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

Gemini shrugged. "I snuck in a suitcase but I left part of the suitcase unzipped so that I could breathe."

"ARE YOU INSANE?!?"

"Yes, she is." Then the other suitcase unzipped and Pisces stretched.

"I'm here too!" Pisces unzipped the third suitcase and let Cancer out.

Antlia unzipped the fourth suitcase. "Whew. This one is just clothes." Antlia crossed his arms."Where are the others?"

Cancer shrugged. "Home I suppose."

"So the three of you snuck with me to Paris?"

"Yeah," replied Gemini.

"Well, you drove all the way here so it's not like we had to get on a plane or anything," said Pisces.

"There is no way you three hid in the suitcases for three days straight!"

Pisces smiled. "We didn't. We hid in the trunk and we climbed into the suitcases before the van stopped driving."

"It was hard," admitted Gemini. "Whenever you took a washroom break at the gas station, we had to rush in and out to use the washroom before you got back."

"And we had to eat quietly," added Cancer.

"But more importantly!" Pisces grabbed Gemini's hands. "WE'RE IN PARIS!" Both of them jumped up and down excitedly.

Antlia's phone rang. "Capricorn is calling me."

"Uh oh." Cancer froze.

"Hi. Yes they're here with me. I know. Alright. Bye." Antlia hung up the phone. "Capricorn is livid but she told me to make sure I brought the three of you back."

"She's going to kill us," muttered Cancer.

"So let's enjoy our vacation before we get killed!" Gemini grabbed her mini purse. "Let's go eat some french pastries!" The three zodiacs ran out of the room.

Antlia sat on his bed and released a heavy sigh. "How the fuck does everyone else put up with you guys on a daily basis?"