The zodiacs were all sitting in the classroom after school. Scorpio had a black eye, Gemini was covered in icing and Sagittarius had a cast around his arm.

"I can't believe I'm here," muttered Capricorn.

"I'm not surprised that I'm here, to be honest," said Sagittarius.

"How long are we going to be here for?" asked Libra who was bored already.

"I don't know, I haven't gotten detention before," replied Cancer.

"Why can't we sneak out of detention? There's literally no one here," said Aries.

"I suppose we could but if we get caught then they'll give us two days of detention," said Leo.

Taurus sighed. "I just want to go home and take a nap."

"Is anyone else dying to know what the good kids did to get trapped in detention?" asked Scorpio.

"We've been in this prison for six hours already, I don't care about anything anymore," said Virgo.

"That was deep," said Aquarius while putting a hand on his heart.

"Does anyone have any food? I'm starving!" announced Gemini.

"I have smarties but they're mine," said Pisces while eating smarties. Then the door opened and Volans walked in the class because he was assigned to watch over detention.

He looked at the zodiacs and sighed heavily.

"WE'RE HAPPY TO SEE YOU TOO!" screamed Sagittarius.

"What did you guys do to end up in detention?" asked Volans.

"What did you do to end up stuck supervising detention?" asked Scorpio. Aries gave her a high five.

"Who wants to share their story about how they got stuck in detention first?" asked Volans. Everyone looked at each other. "No volunteers? Let's start with Libra."

"Why me?" asked Libra.

"Because I said so," replied Volans.

"Well... I kicked someone in P.E," admitted Libra.

"How did that happen?" asked Volans.

"Virgo and Aquarius were calling me... a particular name. We were playing soccer and someone on the other team heard Virgo and Aqua but they called me that name to be mean so when the teacher blew the whistle I kicked him in the leg as hard as I could," explained Libra.

"Ooh Libra got violent," said Aquarius while snapping his finger.

"Why are you here Aquarius?" asked Volans.

"Because my dumb-ass teacher gave me a bad grade when I can prove that I was right. After I confronted the teacher he told me that I did bad because my writhing is too sloppy to read so he refused to grade certain questions so I told him to take his bad eyesight and shove it up his ass," explained Aquarius.

Volans glared at him. "First of all I'm not a "dumb ass". Secondly It's not my fault a dog would have better handwriting than you! Also the Queen constellation is not Libra!"

"Yeah but your class is a slack class that doesn't even go on the report card," retorted Aquarius.

"Virgo what's your story?" asked Volans who changed the topic.

"Math was boring because I already knew how to do everything so I asked if I could use the washroom. As I was walking I couldn't help but to hear screaming coming from the gym, so I decided to check it out. They were playing dodge ball. Next thing I know the teacher passed me a ball and told me I could play on team one so I joined in. Twenty minutes later my math teacher walked in and literally dragged me back to class," explained Virgo.

"That doesn't surprise me. Capricorn? Why are you here?" asked Volans.

"For correcting the teacher," replied Capricorn.

"Capricorn, you got in a huge argument and it was so bad that the teacher literally asked you to teach us instead since you knew it all and you literally stood up in the front of the class and did a better job teaching then she did so she was pissed," explained Pisces.

"She said that Romeo and Juliet was a tragic love story about two fated lovers that had a meaningful and beautiful relationship and the tragedy couldn't have been prevented. It was love at first sight, which doesn't exist by the way. They fell in love with how each other looked without getting to know each other and I can name at least three ways the tragedy could have been prevented," ranted Capricorn.

"Okay... Pisces? What did you do?" asked Volans.

"I tripped and fell on someone in the cafeteria line and they fell on the person in front of them and it was like a domino effect until the person at the front fell face first into their bowl of soup and I was accused of purposely assaulting other students or something like that," replied Pisces.

"Who orders soup at school?" asked Gemini.

Volans sighed. "I'm getting bored. I was hoping one of you caught a desk on fire or something."

"I'll do that if you want," offered Sagittarius.

"No, you behave! Let's see how Taurus got in trouble."

"I was reading in class, so the teacher took my book and yelled at me for not paying attention, but I always come prepared. As soon as he turned around I pulled another copy of that book out of my book bag and when he looked at me again he was so mad that he threw both of my books in the garbage. So I threw his coffee in the garbage," explained Taurus.

"So you're the one that Mr. White was ranting about earlier in the staff room. Okay Aries, it's your turn."

"We were discussing the zombie apocalypse in class and the teacher asked 'what do we call people that eat other people?' She was looking for the word cannibal, but she made the mistake of asking me to answer," explained Aries.

"And?"

"And apparently 'kinky' was not the right answer."

Volans hit his head off the desk. "You guys are so weird it's not even fit."

"Like you?" asked Scorpio.

"Scorpio, what did you do to end up here?" asked Volans.

"This girl was calling me really mean stuff and saying that I should jump off a bridge just because I got the highest grade in the class instead of her, so I yelled "fight me" and I actually fought her. She gave me a black eye but she's currently resting in the hospital. I'm not even sorry, she deserved it," explained Scorpio.

"When I walked in and saw your black eye and the cast on Sagittarius' arm I assumed the two of you got in a fight or something," said Volans.

"Nah, I'm here because the teacher told us that we didn't have to do this twenty page research paper that we planned to do so I got so excited I accidentally punched a window," explained Sagittarius.

"Note to self, Sagittarius punches things when he's excited. Anyway, what did you do Gemini?"

"I simply baked my art teacher a happy birthday cake but she was very ungrateful," said Gemini while crossing her arms.

"What did you put in the cake?" asked Volans.

"The usual stuff. Eggs, mild, vegetable oil, dead spiders-"

"DEAD SPIDERS?" asked Volans.

"Yeah. She ate a piece and then threw the cake at me," explained Gemini.

"Moving on, now it's Leo's turn. I'm scared to hear what you did," said Volans.

"I snuck into the staff room while pretending to be a substitute teacher and drank coffee with the actual substitute teachers until my history teacher recognized me and kicked me out," explained Leo.

"Wait, do teachers gossip about us?" asked Taurus.

"Yes, they were saying a lot of interesting things about other students that I didn't know," said Leo.

"I guess it's my turn now," said Cancer. "While Capricorn and the teacher got into a big argument I got so bored that I decided to listen to music but I got caught afterwards, but in my defence I have some pretty cool music!"

"Was that everyone?" asked Volans. Everyone nodded. "Well I'm tired of seeing your faces so you can all go now." The zodiacs all smiled and ran out the door.