Bye Wifey!
A/N: I have a lot coming up, so this might be the last update until Saturday or Sunday. I apologize but school has to be my priority.
This time, I'm going to ask you guys for suggestions for the much loved alternate endings chapter
For those who don't know, an alternate ending chapter is a chapter where I will pick four or five alternate endings where different couples get together as an alternate ending. The thing is, all alternate ending couples are gay couples since all the canon couples are straight. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
So, if you have any suggestions as to which alternate ending couples you'd like to see, comment here. You can suggest any couple as long as its two zodiacs of the same gender. I'm only picking four or five so the most popular ones will get picked.
No homophobic comments please. "I feel uncomfortable with this" or "I'm sorry, I'd read this but it's just too weird for me" counts as homophobic comments in my opinion. You either support it or you don't, there's no in between. If you're uncomfortable with human rights, just don't read the Alternate Endings chapter. As for the ones that are excited for this, the chapter will be published right after all the zodiacs move out
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"I AM SO LOOOOOOOOOOONELY. I'M MRS LOOOOOOOOOOONELY. I HAVE NOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY. TO CALL MY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN~" sang Aries as she skipped around the living room. Gemini followed her while playing the trumpet.
"You have me!" announced Leo who was on the couch.
"How are you smiling as you listen to theming and play the trumpet?" asked Pisces while looking at Scorpio. Then he noticed that she had earphones in her ears. "Oh."
"WHEEEEEEEEEEE!" Libra ran into the living room with Virgo sitting on his shoulders.
"I'm checking everybody's rooms for drugs or crazy potions." Capricorn got up.
Leo pulled a tiny flask out of his pocket. "If you want a crazy potion, I always have one on me."
Capricorn snatched the flask. "Now where's the rest?"
Leo shrugged. "I think we drank it all."
Capricorn sighed and sat back down.
"I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY!" Aries jumped up and pumped her fists in the air.
"ME TOO!" Gemini used air currents to push her up so that she'd jump higher.
Virgo rested his chin on Libra's head. "Keep running."
"You're getting too heavy." Then Libra stood with his back facing the couch before he bent his body back. Virgo fell off of Libra's shoulders and landed beside Scorpio.
Scorpio pulled her earphones out. "Get off my arm."
"Huh?" Virgo sat up and noticed that he landed on Scorpio's arm. "Oh no I hurt Scorpy!"
"It's fine. Here, I found a new song." Scorpio put one of the earphones in Virgo's ear. Virgo leaned on her shoulder as he listened to the music.
"But if anyone else did that, she'd chew our heads off," chuckled Libra.
"CAN I HAVE A PIGGYBACK TOO?" Leo jumped on Libra so hard that he fell face first on the floor.
"Really Leo?" asked Libra.
Leo laughed and sat back on the couch.
"All eight of us should have a date night," suggested Gemini.
"Wouldn't it be weird going on a date with seven other people?" asked Pisces.
Gemini put her hands on her hips. "Little fishie wants to be a smart ass now, does he?"
Pisces crossed his arms. "Who are you calling little, Min? I'm now taller than you."
"No you're not."
"I believe I am."
"I believe you're not."
"Fine, let's settle this." Pisces stood up. Then Gemini and Pisces stood back to back.
"Who's taller?" asked Gemini.
Pisces grinned. "I'm a whole inch taller."
"Pisces stand flat on your feet," ordered Scorpio.
Gemini snickered as Pisces stood flat on his feet.
Libra got up and looked closely. "I think you guys are still the same height."
"Awwwww," pouted Pisces and Gemini.
"Do you ever look at a couple and just know that they belong together?" asked Aries while sitting on Leo's lap.
Pisces didn't know if it was a compliment or a torment. "Don't talk about us as if we weren't right here."
Scorpio tried to get up but Virgo's head stayed on her shoulder. Virgo was sleeping. Scorpio sighed and stayed in her spot so she wouldn't wake him.
"Sooooooooooooooooo what can we do now?" asked Leo.
"That was a long so," said Capricorn.
Leo smirked. "So?"
Capricorn rolled her eyes. "By the way, once you leave this house I'm not bailing you guys out of jail. Better use Scorpio as your one phone call and hope that she comes to break you out."
"Well that was random," said Gemini.
"I'm just reminding certain people." Capricorn glanced at Aries, Leo, Gemini, Scorpio, and Virgo.
"What's with the weird face?" asked Libra while looking at Scorpio.
"I want to get up, but he's sleeping."
In his sleep, Virgo wrapped his arms around Scorpio.
"Isn't he cute when he's not causing trouble?" asked Scorpio.
"Virgo and cute are two polar opposites," said Gemini.
"Shush. He's very cute." Scorpio kissed Virgo on the forehead.
"Why doesn't Capricorn kiss me on the forehead like that?" asked Libra.
Capricorn patted the spot next to her on the sofa. Libra sat down beside Capricorn and leaned on her. Then Capricorn gave Libra a kiss on the forehead. "Happy?"
"Why is there another cab outside?" asked Pisces.
Everyone glared at each other.
"Whoever leaves this time has to buy me a smoothie," announced Capricorn.
"I wonder who's leaving us this time," said Pisces.
Scorpio nudged Virgo until he woke up. "Come on, we have to go."
"Scorpio? You're leaving us?" asked Gemini.
"Yeah." Scorpio picked up Calypso. "We're taking her too."
"What? You can't keep the cat!" shrieked Aries.
"Meow."
"That's cat for "Scorpio take me with you", so I really couldn't resist." Scorpio opened the closet and pulled her suitcase out.
Virgo yawned and did the same thing. "Bye losers." Everyone got up to give them hugs.
"Bye Virgo," said Libra.
Virgo gave Libra a tight hug. "I'm really going to miss you Libby. You'll always be my third husband." Virgo gave Capricorn a tight hug as well. "Don't forget our promise. My kids just HAVE to be friends with your kids. We will be neighbours and everything. I'll keep in contact with you guys. We'll all go house shopping together and-"
"Okay, that's enough." Scorpio pulled Virgo away. Then they walked out the door.
"So, there's only six of us left?" asked Libra.
"WRONG!" Aries pulled her suitcase out of the closet. "We're leaving too."
"What?" asked Gemini.
"Yeah." Leo took his suitcase out. "We're going with Scorpio and Monkey." Then everyone gave Aries and Leo hugs.
"I can't believe wifey is leaving me," said Capricorn.
Aries squealed. "She called me wifey! Bye wifey! I'll miss you!" Aries blew a kiss before skipping out the door.
"I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeee~" Leo followed Aries out the door.
"It's literally just the four of us," said Capricorn.
"I have a song that's just right for the occasion," said Gemini.
"Let's hear it," said Pisces.
"I AM SO LOOOOOOOOOOONLY~"
***
Sagittarius was in his apartment taking a nap.
After he woke up, Sagittarius stretched and yawned before getting up to get something to eat. He opened up the cupboard.
There was a serial killer hiding in there.
Just kidding. What kind of random story has people hiding in cupboards? That doesn't even make sense.
That's why Cancer popped out of the oven.
Sagittarius screamed and backed up.
Cancer smiled. "I came to visit you."
"How did you get in here?"
"The door was unlocked."
"Really? Oh. Wait how did you fit in the oven?"
"I'm small enough to fit in a suitcase, remember?"
"Oh yeah. Well since you're here, you might as well stay a day, or two, or three hundred and sixty five."
Cancer have Sagittarius a hug. "I live so far from everyone else."
Sagittarius sighed. "I'm starting to wish I had that problem."
"Why?"
"I'm sharing with Aqua."
"Yo, Sag! Me and Taurus are going on a date okay?" Aquarius walked into the kitchen with Taurus behind him. "Oh Cancer's here too. Hi Cancer."
"TAURUS!" Cancer gave Taurus a hug.
Taurus smiled. "Hey Cancer. We so have to hang out before we go back to our apartments!"
"Definitely! Have fun with Aqua on your date!"
Taurus and Aquarius left.
"So, what do you want to do?" asked Sagittarius.
"We could build a pillow fort," suggested Cancer.
Sagittarius smiled. "This is why I love you so much."
***
Cancer and Sagittarius were sitting inside their pillow fort.
"There. Now we're safe from all harm!" announced Sagittarius.
Cancer wrapped a blanket around her and Sagittarius. "Is it cold in here or is it just me?"
"The only cold thing here is my love for you, which is so cold that it's sick. Sick as in awesome."
Cancer laughed her head off. "That was terrible! I heard trumpet playing that sounded better than that!"
"I'm tying my best!"
"You'll always be a cheesy Saggi."
"Fine." Sagittarius took out his phone and searched pick up lines on the internet.
"Saggi what are you-"
"Did you fall from heaven?" asked Sagittarius.
"No, actually I fell from the sky. We all did."
"Shhhhh! Just reply so I can say my pick up line."
"No because everyone knows that one."
"Okay..." Sagittarius scrolled down. "Are you a rollercoaster?"
"No, I'm a human. A constellation to be more exact."
"Because you took my breath away."
"Then how are you talking?"
Sagittarius messed up Cancer's hair. "Play along. Are you an ice cream cone?"
"Because I'm so sweet?"
"No. It's a trick question. I'm the ice cream cone and you're the sun because you just make me melt."
"Give me a few seconds to pretend that made sense."
Sagittarius smirked. "Fine, one more. Did you know there's 21 letters in the alphabet?"
"Not this one."
"Did you?"
Cancer sighed. "There's twenty six."
"Really? I must of forgotten U A Q T."
"Haha you forgot the R."
"I'll give you the R Later."
"Huh?"
"R for ring. As in engagement ring."
"Saggi what are you-"
Sagittarius pulled a box out of his pocket. "Cancer, will you-"
Cancer kissed him mid sentence. "Of course, Saggi."
Sagittarius smirked. "Do you like my cheesy quotes now?"
Cancer chuckled. "That's certainly a unique way to propose."
"I love you Cancer."
"I love you too Sagittarius."
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