April Fools part 1
A/N: I know April fools was a while ago, but I decided to make a chapter anyway
Leo woke up in his room. It was the day after the zodiacs got home from Ursa Major. He checked his phone to see a bunch of messages from the troublemaker group chat.
Scorpio: okay so I overheard Capricorn talking to Libra yesterday. They said anyone who gets caught pranking the others will be punished
Aries: Like that'll stop us!
Sagittarius: so we need to be sneaky. Good thing we have Scorpio.
Gemini: So... should we do little pranks or go all out?
Scorpio: Your choice but if you get caught then it's your fault
Aries: I'M GOING ALL OUT WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Leo: You guys woke me up
Sagittarius: Aww poor baby
Gemini: Do we need us to tuck you in and feed you your bottle so you can go back to sleep?
Leo: Okay, all that tormenting isn't necessary 🙄
Aries: DEAL WITH IT
Leo: Well someone's hyper
Sagittarius: Did you get enough sleep last night?
Leo: No because I heard you snoring all night
Scorpio: Haha
Aries: Sagittarius snores?!?
Gemini: Wouldn't you two have to be in the same room in order for Leo to hear Sagittarius' snoring? 😏
Sagittarius: WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!?
Leo: Boys have sleepovers too you know
Aries: Guys she was joking. Chill
Scorpio: ANYWAY! Anyone participating in the pranks meet up in the music room for a short meeting
Leo got dressed and headed for the basement.
***
Capricorn was in the kitchen making breakfast. She opened the cupboard and screamed.
"Hi Cappy!"
"Virgo what are you doing in the cupboard?"
"What are you not doing in the cupboard?" Capricorn pulled Virgo out of the cupboard. "I couldn't find Scorpio so I decided to bother you."
Capricorn rolled her eyes. "How thoughtful." Capricorn walked over to the other cupboard. "If Aquarius jumps out of this cupboard then I'll kill him."
"I'll just stay in here then," said Aquarius. Capricorn face palmed.
"Are they giving you a hard time?" Capricorn turned to see Taurus in the doorway.
"What?!? Why would we do that?" asked Virgo.
"Because it's you," replied Taurus. Then she opened up the other cupboard and pulled Aquarius out.
"Hi. Is breakfast ready?" asked Cancer from the doorway.
"It would have been ready if someone didn't bother me," replied Capricorn.
Virgo shrugged. "Well, that's life."
"Aquarius what are you doing?" asked Taurus.
"Shh let me play with your hair. It's so soft," said Aquarius while playing with Taurus' hair. Cancer giggled. "See, Cancer finds it amusing."
"Oh. That's not why I'm laughing," said Cancer. Aquarius felt someone playing with his hair.
"Your hair is so dry and full of split ends. Seriously get a haircut." Aquarius turned around to see Libra smirking at him.
"I'll have you know my hair is NOT dry and look!" Aquarius showed Libra the ends of his hair. "See any split ends?"
"Aquarius has split ends?" asked Pisces who only heard part of the conversation. Aquarius sighed.
"Guys there's too many people in the kitchen," said Capricorn.
"Where's the other five?" asked Pisces.
"I haven't seen them," replied Cancer.
Capricorn's sighed. "They're probably causing trouble since it's April fools."
"Well they'll come out when they prank us, right?" asked Virgo.
"We made a rule where if we catch someone pranking someone else, they get punished," announced Libra.
"What kind of punishments do you have in mind?" asked Pisces.
"Hmm... we haven't decided yet," replied Capricorn.
"How about public humiliation?" suggested Taurus.
"They don't have any shame though," said Cancer.
"Don't worry, we'll come up with something!" promised Capricorn.
"So... feed us?" asked Virgo.
"Magic word?" asked Capricorn.
"Abracadabra," replied Virgo. Capricorn hit him on the head with a wooden spoon.
"Wrong!"
"Please fry us some unborn chickens?" asked Aquarius.
"Why do you have to talk like that?" asked Taurus.
"I don't know. Ask the king of constellations since he's the one that made me like this," replied Aquarius.
"Don't worry Aquabro! You're perfect just the way you are!" announced Virgo.
Aquarius put his hands on his heart. "Aww. See Taurus? Wouldn't kill you to be more like Virgo." Virgo started laughing while Taurus curled her fists.
"I am better than Virgo. Watch!" Then Taurus pulled Aquarius in for a kiss.
"Ewww gross!" said Virgo while pretending to gag.
"You're just jealous that your girlfriend isn't here to kiss you," said Cancer.
"Hey... guys," said Pisces.
"Aww poor little Virgo is jealous," said Libra.
"Guys..." said Pisces urgently.
Virgo crossed his arms. "I am not jealous. I could go find Scorpio if I wanted to!"
Pisces sighed. "Or she'll come find you."
"Wha-" then a bunch of water balloons flew into the kitchen and water exploded everywhere.
"This is why you always listen to Pisces!" said Pisces.
"How did you see that coming?" asked Cancer.
"Because I watched all five of them walk by carrying a bunch of water balloons. How did you guys miss that?" asked Pisces.
"I guess we were distracted with what was going on a moment ago," replied Cancer.
"GET READY FOR WAVE TWO!" screamed Gemini into the megaphone. Then another wave of water balloons were thrown into the kitchen.
"We know it was you guys! If we catch you before this day is over you'll be sorry!" promised Libra.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAVE THREE!"
"Capricorn, why are you hiding behind me?" asked Virgo.
"Because you're my shield. Now move forward," ordered Capricorn.
"WAVE FOUR!" A wall of vines grew in the doorway to block the next wave of water balloons.
"You're welcome," said Taurus.
"EVERYBODY RUN!" screamed Sagittarius. When the vines shrank back into the floor the trouble makers were gone.
***
After breakfast, Capricorn was trying to wash the dishes but Libra, Virgo and Aquarius wanted to annoy her.
"What are you guys doing here?" asked Capricorn.
"What are you guys doing here?" asked Virgo.
"What are you guys doing here?" asked Libra.
"What are you guys doing here?" asked Aquarius. Capricorn sighed. She heard three sighs behind her.
"If you're copying me then you might as well help me do my chores," said Capricorn.
"If you're copying me then you might as well help me do my chores," said Libra.
"If you're copying me then you might as well help me do my chores," said Aquarius.
"If you're copying me then you might as well help me do my chores," said Virgo.
"VIRGO LOVES LIBRA!" shouted Capricorn.
"AQUARIUS LOVES LIBRA!"
"VIRGO LOVES LIBRA!"
"VIRGO LOVES LIBRA!"
"I LIKE BOYS!"
"VIRGO LIKES BOYS!"
"AQUARIUS LIKES BOYS!"
"AQUARIUS AND VIRGO LIKE BOYS!"
"Next one to copy me is getting a fist in the face!"
"Next one to copy me is-" then ball rolled into the kitchen.
"What's that?" asked Virgo. Then sparkles exploded everywhere. Three more balls rolled into the kitchen while someone played the trumpet in the living room. Sparkle bombs continued to roll into the kitchen.
"LET'S GO CATCH THEM!" screamed Capricorn over the sound of the trumpet. Then she moved towards the doorway to the living room but a wall made of wind pushed her back.
"COME ON AQUARIUS, IT'S UP TO US!" screamed Libra. Then Libra and Aquarius made air shields around them. The wind went around the air shields as Libra and Aquarius walked towards the doorway.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" then the trumpet stopped and two pairs of footsteps were heard running away.
"Wow. There's not one inch of this kitchen not covered in sparkles," said Aquarius.
"Look! The sparkles made Cappy's hair look so pretty. It's like snow!" said Virgo.
"Since when is snow sparkly?" asked Libra.
"You know what I mean," said Virgo.
"No matter what. We will find them!" promised Capricorn.
"YEAH! Let's go catch some April foolers!" cheered Aquarius.
***
Taurus, Cancer and Pisces were swimming in the pool in the basement.
"I didn't go swimming in this pool in a while," said Cancer. Pisces had a big grin on his face.
"What are you smiling about?" asked Taurus before diving into the pool.
"I just remembered something," replied Pisces.
"Isn't there a switch that turns on these rainbow lights that makes the pool glow different colours?" asked Cancer.
"I think it's this one," said Taurus. Then she flicked a switch and the pool started glowing various colours.
"We're safe because if the trouble makers come we'll see them," said Pisces.
"Yeah! COME GET US! COWARDS!" shouted Taurus.
"Don't challenge them like that! Now they'll show up for sure," said Cancer.
"Pfffffft, we're ready for them," said Taurus. Then they relaxed and started swimming. Cancer jumped and turned around every time the floors creaked or when she heard the slightest sound.
Pisces thought it was suspicious that nothing was happening. "Hey shouldn't they-" Then the lights went out. The entire room glowed from the multicoloured underwater lights. Cancer started screaming and Taurus protectively wrapped her arms around Cancer. This comforted Cancer.
"They're here..." whispered Cancer's terrified voice.
"Guys look at what you've done. You're scaring poor Cancer. All we wanted to do was swim, back off!" said Taurus. Then a hand grabbed Taurus' ankle and pulled her underwater. Taurus let go of Cancer and kicked her leg until she broke free. "Really? That's the best you've got? I overestimated you guys."
"Taurus don't talk like that. We don't want them doing worst things!" said Pisces with wide eyes.
"We have to learn to stand up to these punks."
"Punks? That's a new one," said Leo.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" shrieked Cancer.
"YEAH WE'RE THE PUNKIEST PUNKS YOU'BE EVER SEEN!"
"Aries is getting a little too excited over this," muttered Scorpio.
"GO AWAY! LEAVE US ALONE!" screamed Cancer.
"Guys just turn the lights back on see?" said Pisces. "Huh?" Pisces flipped the switch but the lights stayed off.
"H-hey guys? Are you still here?" asked Cancer.
"Lets go find them," suggested Taurus. Then she climbed out of the pool and found a towel. You couldn't see very well but the lights in the pool provided some light.
"She's so brave. Maybe we stand a chance after all," said Pisces. Then Cancer and Pisces climbed out of the pool and reached for their towels.
"Yay! We're off on a trouble maker scavenger hunt!" cheered Pisces. Then the three of them walked around. Cancer felt something climbing up her leg.
"AHHHHHHHH THERE'S A SPIDER ON ME GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" screamed Cancer.
"She's going to make us all go deaf if she doesn't stop screaming like that," said Scorpio. They Cancer shook her leg to get the spider off.
"OW!"
"Huh?" Cancer turned around and saw Sagittarius wincing in pain.
"Ugh. She kicked me right in the... ow!" said Sagittarius.
"That's what you get for putting a spider on me," said Cancer.
"PIN HIM DOWN!" ordered Taurus. Taurus and Pisces ran over to pin Sagittarius down but Leo and Aries jumped down from the ceiling and hauled Sagittarius over to the elevator. At the last second two more figures fell from the ceiling and jumped in the elevator.
"Well at least now they're gone," said Pisces.
"How did they jump down from the ceiling?" asked Cancer.
"They must have sticky shoes or something," said Taurus.
***
The trouble maker zodiacs were in Scorpio and Cancer's secret fort which was formerly known as the party room.
"Why are you letting us in here?" asked Gemini.
"Because Capricorn found out about this place and she's making me fix it," replied Scorpio.
"Wait. Even Calypso knew about this place?" asked Leo.
"Meow." Calypso was lying down in her bed.
"Anyway... what are we going to do now?" asked Aries.
"How about we try to corrupt as many others as we can," suggested Sagittarius.
"BRILLIANT!" shouted Leo.
"Well it won't be hard to get Libra, Virgo and Aquarius on or side," said Aries.
"Let's try to get Pisces as well," suggested Gemini.
"Capricorn and Taurus obviously aren't going to join us," said Sagittarius.
Scorpio smiled. "Then we'll convert the others. I have a plan..."
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