"ROLLERCOASTERS" Aries shouted from the back seat of the van.
"SHUT UP!" Capricorn yelled, "I want to ride on the Choco Choo Train!"
"I don't care, as long as I ride the Viper!" Leo said with enthusiasm.
Aries took a deep breath, "ROLLERCOASTERS FOREVAHH!" She yelled.
"SHUSH YOUR FACE WOMAN." Virgo yelled.

"I LOVE YOU!" The back door of the van flew open and Gemini leaned out the door and waved his arms around.
"GEMINI YOU BUTT GET OVER HERE!" Aries yelled, and tried to pull him back.
Gemini kicked his leg, "NO." But he fell out of the van and screamed like a girl, the only thing keeping him alive was Aries holding his foot, and Virgo soon grabbed his other leg. Eventually, they got him back into the van safely, "Thanks-" Gemini started, but Virgo interrupted him.
"YOU IDIOT YOU COULD'VE DIED!" She yelled.
Gemini chuckled and shrugged, "Sorry, but it was fun!"
"And illegal." Pisces muttered.

"Are we there yet?" Sagittarius whined.
"No." Taurus answered, annoyed.
"Are we there now?" Sagittarius asked again.
"No." Aquarius said.
"How about now?"
"Sagittarius go die in a pit." Capricorn said.
"But we live in a pit." Sagittarius replied.
"Does it look like I care?" Capricorn said looking at him with a straight face.
"Yes." Sagittarius pointed a finger like a pew pew gun at her.
Capricorn rolled her eyes but smiled as she said, "You're a derp."
"FLIRT ALERT!" Gemini shouted, "AND IT WASNT EVEN ME!" He added.
Capricorn looked up, startled, "What? That wasn't flirting!"
"Really?" Aries asked with a smug face.
Capricorn nodded, "Yeah! I think!" Aries and Gemini chuckled, but said nothing more. Flirting, pfft! I know Aries looks good with Gemini, but I don't need anyone. She thought and glanced at Sagittarius, At least, not now...

About ten minutes later, Pisces screamed. Everyone flinched and Taurus almost crashed the van into a truck, making everyone else scream. Three seconds later, Sagittarius screamed again, and Aquarius looked back at Pisces, "What in zodiac's name was that?" He asked, annoyed.
"Yeah, fishy, we almost died!" Gemini added.
"This better be good," Leo muttered, "I was just having the best dream where I grew wings and flew through space-"
Virgo interrupted him, "You wont be able to fly in space, there is no air in space, meaning no thrust lift drag or weight."
Leo rolled his eyes, "Whatever."
Virgo looked back at Pisces, "What happened anyways?"

"Er, sorry, I was playing this game called Four Nights at Billy's, and it's CREEPY!" Pisces said.
Aries looked up, "Four Nights at Billy's? I wanna play!" She said and grabbed Pisces' phone.
"Hey! That's mine!" Pisces whined and tried to grab her phone back. Aries shushed her and started the game, dying the first five minutes.
"HA HA, FAIL!" Gemini yelled in her face.
"So you think you can do it better?" Aries asked, annoyed.
Gemini nodded and winked, "Yup!" He grabbed the phone and started playing, making it to the third night without dying. "BOOM TOLD YOU!" He yelled, "WHOO!"
Aries looked up, snapped out of her daydream, "Wait, WHAT? But HOW? This is crazy, you cheated!" She complained.
Gemini snickered, "Just admit it, Im better at this game than you!"
Aries glared at him, "I hate you."
"I know that aint true." Gemini muttered, handing Pisces her phone.

Soon, the group got to Walbo's Fun Park, and stopped at the entrance gate, where they had to pay, "Hello, are you paying for regular parking or preferred-" The money person started.
"WHOOO ROLLER COASTER HERE WE COME!" Aries yelled, "I DARE VIRGO TO COME WITH ME ON THE VIPER!"
"NO WAY WEIRDO!" Virgo yelled back, "SHUT UP TAURUS IS TRYING TO DO STUFF!"
Aries slouched in her seat, "Fine fine, only if you shut up." She grumbled, and Virgo face palmed.

Once Taurus payed the person, they soon got into the park. Aries is blabbering about roller coasters again, "OH LOOK THE GRIFFON! OH LOOK THE PICKLE! OH LOOK FUNNELCAKE! OH LOOK THE VIPER!"
Scorpio looked at her, "Did you hear what Aquarius said earlier?" He asked.
Aries shook her head, "Nope!"
Aquarius rolled his eyes, "My plan is to go to the water area first and then go to the actual park! That way there are less people in the water place because not many people go swimming in the morning!"
"But then there will be long lines for roller coasters!" Aries whined.
"Yeah, I want to go on roller coasters too! Aries is not the only one!" Leo agreed.
"Me too!" Sagittarius said.
Virgo sighed, "We will go on the roller coasters when everyone starts heading to the water area." She said.
Aries glared at Aquarius, then Virgo, then sighed, "Fine." She grumbled, "But I am going on a roller coaster!"

The group headed over to the water area, and got to the locker rentals to keep their stuff in. "We got number 117!" Pisces said.
"I got this!" Taurus said and walked over to the locker. He tried to open the combination lock, but failed, "Who made this? This is impossible!" He said after a few minutes.
Aquarius walked over to the locker, "I think I can open this!" He said.
Taurus shrugged, "Alright, go ahead."

Aquarius smirked, and took a few steps away from the locker, "Stand back!" He said, and everyone got out of the way. He sped towards the locker, and then smacked it with his butt, opening it surprisingly. He looked at the locker, "Tada!" He said happily and looked at everyone.
Everyone was silent, until Aries spoke up, "Does your butt hurt?" She asked, then bursted with laughter.
Virgo face palmed, her cheeks a bit pink, "Well, at least it's open." She said and put her things in it, and everyone else did the same.

"Lets go to the Lazy River!" Pisces squealed and rushed over to get in line. Everyone else followed, with not much of a choice.
"We have to make a train!" Libra said, then gasped, "What if we did it in order of our signs?" She said excitedly.
Aries fist pumped the air, "WHOO! That means Im in front!"
"How about we make a circle?" Cancer suggested.
"I dont care lets just go!" Scorpio said annoyed and pushed Aries into the water, with tubes floating around.
Aries splashed in the water, and quickly got up, coughing water out of her mouth, "EWW! SPIT WATER!" Libra squealed and hopped on Scorpio's back. Aries looked at her, annoyed, then scooped up water in her hands and flung it towards Libra, with Scorpio ducking just in time to get Libra's face splashed, "ARIES! IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" She yelled and got off Scorpio's back to kick water at Aries, but missing and splashing a lifeguard instead. "Oh, hehe, sorry!" Libra apologized awkwardly as he glared at her, and quickly got into a tube. The rest of the group got their own tube and started down the ride.

"This ride is slow!" Sagittarius complained, "Cant this water go any faster?"
"Uh, Sagittarius? You're dragging your feet." Capricorn said as she passed him.
"Oh..." Sagittarius shrugged and chuckled, "Well, cheesecake is good." Capricorn rolled her eyes playfully.

"Hey Gemini look at this!" Aries called. She was standing on top of a tube, flailing her arms to keep balance.
Gemini chuckled, "Is that the best you could do? Watch this!" He said and did a hand stand on the tube.
Aries watched him, wide eyed, but smirked as her tube floated over to his and pushed his feet, sending him falling into the water, "Them skills!"
Gemini got back on his tube, and sneezed a couple of times, and Aries slid back into her own tube laughing, earning a glare from Gemini, "You're just jealous that I have more skills than you!" He sneered.
"Im still surprised none of the lifeguards haven't blown the whistle at you two yet." Virgo muttered.

After about five minutes later, Aries and Gemini got yelled at, Scorpio and Sagittarius somehow ended up getting tazed, and the whole group got kicked out of the ride. "Great job, Aries! You kicked us off the ride!" Virgo complained.
"Why is it my fault? Gemini Scorpio and Sagittarius did stuff too!" Aries pointed out.
"You were the one who challenged Gemini to a dare off and made him snuggle a stranger!" Virgo rolled her eyes remembering their stupidity.
"Well, it is his fault that he did it." Aries said, "And besides, that ride is boring anyways! Lets go to the wave pool!"

The wave pool wasn't much better than the Lazy River. Pisces Cancer and Aries got motion sickness from the waves. Taurus, Leo and Aquarius got yelled at when they were running around playing tag. Gemini, Scorpio and Sagittarius found a twenty dollar bill and almost trampled a little boy when arguing over it, but ended up giving it to the boy's parents. Virgo, Libra and Capricorn were dragged out of the pool when Aries got into an argument with the lifeguard when she wanted to bring a slushy into the pool and accidentally slapped him in the face.

"WE HAVE TO GO TO THE TUBEY SLIDES!" Pisces squealed, and dragged Capricorn over to the line, and tripped over her own feet, falling with Capricorn, who fell on top of her.
Gemini was talking to Aquarius about alien abduction and accidentally tripped over Capricorn, grabbing Aquarius with him. "I think I broke my face!" Aquarius whined.
"I think I broke his face!" Gemini whimpered.
"Im surrounded by idiots." Capricorn grumbled.

Each tube held four people, so they decided to go in groups. The first tube has Aries, Virgo, Gemini and Aquarius. The second tube has Capricorn, Pisces, Sagittarius and Leo. The last tube has Taurus, Scorpio, Cancer and Libra. The tubes for the slides are just like normal tubes, but bigger.

"This line is taking forever!" Aries complained, "Cant this line go any faster!?"
"We'll get there when we get there. Quit your whining." Capricorn said, slightly annoyed.
"What is the meaning of life?" Aquarius asked.
"The meaning of life is finding your own way to enjoy it." Virgo answered.
Aries looked at Virgo, "Wait, you knew the meaning of life and never told us? What kind of person are you?!"
Virgo shrugged, "No one asked."
"I have been asking that question forever!" Aries said, then paused, "In my head." Virgo face-palmed.

Apparently the ride only let one tube down at a time, which was why the line moves so slow. The group finally got to the front, and Aries, Virgo, Gemini and Aquarius got in their tube. "TUBEY SLIDE, WHOO!" Aries yelled and hopped in the tube.
"If Im barfing, Im barfing on you." Virgo muttered as she got in, looking down the slide.
Aquarius chuckled, "You're not gunna barf, it ain't that bad!"
Virgo looked at Aquarius, "How do you know?"
"I dont!" He said, and he cracked up laughing, and Gemini joined him.
"For all I know, we ain't gunna die." Gemini said.
Aries glanced at Gemini, "Or are we?" She said, and they both cracked up.

The four got into the tube, and they started going down the slide. Aquarius waved his arms in the air and squealed, "WHOOO!"
Gemini looked at him, "YOU CALL THAT WHOO? THIS IS WHOO!" He yelled and stood up, and waved his arms around, "WHOOO!"
"WHAT THE FLARP?!" Virgo screamed, "GEMINI GET DOWN, YOU IDIOT!"
"NO WAY-" Gemini started, but the tube started to head into a tunnel and he fell out.

"GEMINI YOU DERP THAT'S ILLEGAL!" Aries shouted. Gemini was sliding down the slide behind the tube, flopping around.
"I DONT THINK HE CAN HEAR YOU! I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HIM!" Aquarius yelled to Aries.
She looked at him confused, "WHA-" She started, but Aquarius shoved her out of the tube.
"DONT FORGET TO TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM!" He shouted. Virgo smiled and face-palmed. She looked down the slide, enjoying herself.

The tube splashed at the bottom, and there was a small drop that Aquarius forgot about. He almost fell out of the tube, but Virgo grabbed his arm and pulled him back inside the tube, "You DERP!" She yelled at his face. Aquarius chuckled and sat up, looking at Aries and Gemini. Aries splashed into the water, and Gemini did a belly flop. Virgo rolled her eyes, and got out of the tube with Aquarius and waited for the rest of the group to come down.

Capricorn, Pisces, Sagittarius and Leo got into their tubes for the slide. "Hey Pisces, are you feeling at home yet?" Leo asked teasingly.
"Yeah, of course I do, I am a fish." Pisces said sarcasticly.
Capricorn looked down the tunnel of the slide, "I wonder how fast we will be going!"
Sagittarius sat up and looked down the tunnel with her, "All I know, we'll be going fast!"

The tube started to head down the slide. Sagittarius hung half his body in front of the tube, grazing the water with his fingertips. Capricorn saw him and chuckled, and pulled his shoulder, "YOU DERP YOU'RE GUNNA FALL!" She said, yelling over the sound of rushing water. Sagittarius fell back into the tube on his back, smiling, and accidentally landing on top of Leo's feet.
"HEY, YOU BUTT WHATCH WHERE YOU'RE FLOPPING!" He yelled.
Sagittarius sat up and looked at him, "WHATCH WHERE YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR SMELLY FEET!"

"LOOK! I FOUND SOMETHING!" Pisces yelled and held up a white piece of cloth.
The tube landed in the pool, and Capricorn looked at Pisces, "Uh, Pisces? That's a pair of underwear. And I don't think it's any of ours." She said, a bit uncomfortable.
Pisces looked mentally disturbed, then dropped the underwear in the pool and shook her hands, "ERRR!" She squealed. Sagittarius snickered, and Leo chuckled, but said nothing.

"Finally, its our turn!" Scorpio said and stepped into the tube.
Libra shrugged, "It wasn't that long."
"Are you kidding me? That took forever!" Cancer said and hopped into the tube, "I cant wait to get going!"
Taurus got into the tube, "When we get to the bottom, Im guessing Aries and Gemini did something stupid." He said.
Cancer shrugged, "Well, who knows. Virgo was with them, and now Capricorn is down there. But, you're probably right." She said.

The tube started heading down the slide. Cancer put her arms up, "WEE!" She squealed.
Libra put her arms out like a plane, "BE THE BIRD!"
Scorpio looked at her and smiled. He looked at Taurus, "I bet you can't stop the slide!" He said, loud enough for him to hear but quiet enough that Cancer and Libra wont hear.
Taurus rolled his eyes, "Now why would I do that? I aint a Gemini or Sagittarius, or Aries for attempting." He said, "In other words, I aint stupid."

The last tube got to the bottom, and they saw two lifeguards. One of them is holding Gemini's arms behind his back, and the other is doing the same thing with Aries, "THIS IS ILLEGAL! IMMA SEW YOU! YOU CANT STOP ME!" Aries yelled.
"I THOUGHT WATERPARKS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN, NOT ABUSIVE!" Gemini added.
Aries attempted to kick the lifeguard's leg, but the she tripped over air. The lifeguard grabbed her arms so that she wouldn't fall, or escape, "LIFE'S SO UNFAIR!" She said.

Virgo sighed, "Im guessing we are kicked out of the amusement park." She muttered.
One of the lifeguards heard her, "Nah, those two are just kicked out of the water area." She said, and returned to her station.
"Whelp, what did those two do this time?" Capricorn asked.
Virgo rolled her eyes, "The two idiots jump, or fell, out of the tube." She said.
Taurus looked after Gemini and Aries, "I have a feeling those two will get arrested one day." He said.
"Looks like we are going to go on roller coasters now!" Sagittarius said and started to follow Aries and Gemini.