Aries: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT *Breaks down the door*

Taurus: SHIT MAN

Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR

Cancer: FUCK *sobs* YOU

Leo: *Screams while ling face down in a bed*

Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I WS WEARING SHOES

Libra: Goodbye cruel world

Scorpio: *Rips door off hinges* NO MORE

Sagittarius: *Hits door* STOP

Capricorn: *Bites their fist* No I'm fine I swear, it's totally not broken

Aquarius: THAT DOO LR WASN'T THERE BEFORE

Pisces: WHY ME