Aries: I hid a million dollars under the *dies*

Taurus: Thanks for the going away cake guys

Gemini: Knock knock......who's there.....*dies*

Cancer: Some cliché movie last words

Leo: You should see the look on your face

Virgo: I wonder how many times I've ever blinked

Libra: Lol bye

Scorpio: I'M READY FOR HELL

Sagittarius: wait am I dying

Capricorn: Finally man that was exhausting 

Aquarius: I see the light.....Wait that's hellfire

Pisces: Tell my chinchilla I love him