Aries: You should do some soul searching... You might find one

Taurus: I didn't slap you... Your face high fived my palm

Gemini: I could say nice things about you but I would rather tell the truth

Cancer: Zombies eat brains... Your safe

Leo: I clapped because its finished not because I liked it

Virgo: How very observant of you Captain Obvious

Libra: I became religious so I could pray for you to burn in hell

Scorpio: Beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the bone

Sagittarius: I would slap you but that would be animal abuse

Capricorn: I'm not antisocial I just don't like you

Aquarius: If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty

Pisces: Your mom should have thrown you away and kept the stork