Signs as Pickup Lines

Some are not for the innocent 😉

Aries: Are you from Africa, because African love you.

Taurus: Do you smoke pot, because weed be cute together

Gemini: Charzards are red, Squirtles are blue, I choose you to be my Pikachu

Cancer: Are you a brain, because your always in my mind

Leo: I'm usually not a fan of getting hit but, you can hit me up any time

Virgo: Are you a Dementor, because you take my breath away

Libra: You must be a keyboard because your just my type

Scorpio: if you were words on a page you would be fine print

Sagittarius: I'm no organ donor but I am willing to give you my heart

Capricorn: My doctor said I'm lacking Vitamin U

Aquarius: Kissing is the language of Love. What to start a conversation

Pisces: Are you Magicarp because you used splash and got me wet

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