Yeah, Sorry about the langue 

Aries-  I'm better then all of you assholes

Taurus- I could at doe cake right now

Gemini- I'm going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer- I need hugs and cookies

Leo- Fuck u I'm fabulous, bow down to me

Virgo- You're all uncultured swines

Libra- Stop war hug more

Scorpio- I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius- I wanna fuck your girlfriend/ Boyfriend

Capricorn- Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius- I'm hot and gay

Pisces- Fuck my life