Rodney Rodget
Had a Snodgit.
It was small and purple and round.
It had a big purple mane,
But it didn't have a name,
So he thought he'd call it...
Leo.

(Which doesn't rhyme, I know,
but, well, there you go!)

He took it for walks
And taught it to talk.
And they played in the sand
And they started a band
(Which they said
Played rock and roll,
Though you'd never know).

They laughed at private jokes,
Mainly at the expense of his folks,
And they danced in the rain,
Although, after Rodney caught a cold,
They didn't do that again!

They had a wonderful time
Until just after nine,
When Rodney collapsed in a heap.
You see, it was time for bed,
And, as Leo was just in his head,
He disappeared when Rodney went to sleep.