I walked into class, Dib was seated in his seat and Tak was sitting in his lap facing him. Tak looked at me as I sat down, she smirked evilly. Tak looked back at Dib and pressed her mouth against his, kissing him "passionately". I looked away, but could tell by the disgusting noises that came from their direction that the couple had started making out.
'That should be ME with Dib! Not Tak!!!' I stared ahead at nothing in particular, both confused and terrified as I processed what I had just thought. 'Oh no... Oh no oh no oh no!! Why would Zim think that?! Zim hates Dib! He doesn't like him! He doesn't love him!!! What is wrong with Zim?!?!?!!?'
I was snapped out of my horrible thoughts by the girl behind me crying. I turned around and looked at her, it was Gretchen. I remember now, Gretchen is the girl who had a crush on Dib in fifth grade. I guess she still does. I felt bad for her, but I also felt angry at her. 'How DARE two female love the Di-wait. I'm doing it again! Stupid thoughts! Zim doesn't care about Dib!!!' I turned back to the front of the class, the bell had rung. Tak had parted from Dib and went back to her own seat.
The rest of the day went painfully slow, and I couldn't get stupid Dib out of my thoughts. At one point I even doodled a picture of him, but before anyone could see it I crumbled it up, stuffed it down my mouth, and swallowed it. I am a genius, no one suspected a thing.
I rode the bus home, not so I could spy on Dib and Tak. No. I rode the bus home because I wanted to observe the humans. Yes. That's it. NOT SPYING AT ALL.

Dib's POV
Zim kept looking at me and Tak all day. Whether it was when I caught him staring at me during lunch, or when he rode the bus with us and glanced at us at least every two minutes. Or when he shot spitballs at Tak... She wasn't going to come over to my house today, so when I got home I went upstairs to my bedroom and turned the cameras I placed in Zim's house on.
'I can't believe he STILL hasn't noticed them, they've been there for years!' I thought slyly. Zim is dumb... But he's still a threat so I can't let my guard down! I must be one step ahead of him at all times!!!
"Dib!" Gaz yelled at me from downstairs.
"Yea?!" I yelled back at her.
"A new episode of Mysterious Mysteries is on!"
I jumped out of my chair and ran downstairs to the living room. I jumped on the couch, extremely excited. 'I can spy on Zim later.'