(official MHB theme song plays)

Bret:This is very relaxing, no distractions, no noise and. no foolishness. I'm so glad that these pickles are covering my eyes.
???:Dad?
Bret:Yeah? who's there?
???: It's me Swift
Bret: what is it son?
Swift Gust: I was wondering if Alexander's busy and wanna where he is.
Bret: Check the library, maybe he's reading or something. You guys stay out of trouble,you hear?
Swift Gust:Yes Sir! Also you had a call from a guy named Shadow Storm. I told him that you will get to him shortly.
Bret: Thanks son, catch you later.
Swift Gust: *Starts off*  uh Dad?
Bret: Yeah son?
Swift Gust:  Can I borrow some bits? I wanna buy a new video game.
Bret: oh really check my saddlebag and get out what you need.
Swift Gust:  Thanks Dad!*Speeds off*  Love you!
Bret: Love you too son.

(Bret falls asleep for a couple hours and the phone rings and awakens him)
Bret:  *Groans and answers the phone* Hello?....Yeah this is Bret....Oh Hey Shadow....Yeah I've been fine....sure I've got time.Yeah meet me at my store. *hangs up phone*

(Bret heads to his store)
Bret: I have a great life that only most stallions can only Dream to have,why would I trade with you.
Shadow Storm: You have no choice, I need your life because it's more stable than mines. I deserve it better.
Bret: Then that's not my problem, because your life is trashy doesn't mean I have to worry about. If this is why you ask to meet me, then I'll tell you to take a hike.
Shadow Storm: I'll make you regret this decision, I'll make your life crumble and I'll stand in and take it.Your super hot wife will be mine,your children will be mine, your whole life will be mine. Dead eyes of a shadow will rise inside your soul. *eyes started glowing red*
Bret: What? Get outta here before you leave on a stretcher!*slams hoof on the table*  say something again about my wife or my family  and I'll end you! understand!
Shadow Storm: hmph. I can barely wait for you see how it feels to be in my hooves. Dark Magic is so wonderful!
Bret: Dark what? Dark Magic?! What are yo-*falls to the floor crawling in pain* but how? You're a Pegasus!
Shadow Storm:  same way you do it,I got a magic gem. Now in a few minutes, I'll be in your place in your life. *smirks*  I'm sure me and Dream will have some interesting things to do.
Bret: *chokes Shadow Storm* Die! *Breath gets heavier*
Shadow Storm: *Breaks free and kicks Bret into a portal*  Too late Bret.... You got something I want and I'm willing to take it. mwahahaha!