(*Intro song begins and video works and then stops*)

*The setting is at the park*

Lynal: Welcome kiddies to the unfunniest part of Zhoa Fei's collection! I'm Lynal the charming love able stallion and this is Bret, my unloveable, bland friend. We will show the wonders of unfunny-ness!

Bret: the reason it's not funny, is because your here Lynal. But thanks for the super boring intro and this is coming from me.

Lynal: your right, I'm losing my touch.

Bret: your right, but why you think that now?

Lynal: Cause I lost a finger! (Cries)

Bret: what? That makes no sense, you have no fingers.

Lynal: Exactly, so why are we here?

Bret: we owe Fei a favor and to repay him we got to be in this horrible idea for a story. We aren't getting any reads or votes. So waste of time I say!

Lynal: wanna here a joke?

Bret: No (Walks away)

Lynal: Fine walk away, I don't wanna see that ugly.

Bret: Good, you don't want to look in a mirror then.

Lynal: (smirks) oh you got jokes, I see.

Bret: it is why we're here anyway, just look at the setting. THE PARK! Horrible way to start to a story! I mean it's bad enough with you in it Lynal, I meant offense, but. Not the point. Gator skin Boots should be outlawed across Equestria!

Lynal: ooook?(puzzled look) The point is that we're here to be known, make something of yourself Bret! Since he's leaving me here by myself, I'm guessing its time to go. See ya next time on.....

Crowd of random characters: Wheel of fortune!

(Intro music plays but only at the end!)