To everyone:

Who is the most badass god/goddess?
miss-frosty

Apollo: Mortal, this should be obvious by now, should it not?  It's obviously me!

Zeus: Excuse me? YOU are more badass than ME!!??

Apollo: Uhm, yes? I mean no? Maybe? 

Zeus: Thought as much

Hera: Zeusy please, intimidating your kids does not count as badass

Poseidon: Yeah Zeusy, tsk tsk, you should be ashamed of yourself, bullying is bad.

Zeus: I didn't- You can't-I'm the KING-DON'T CALL ME ZEUSY

Poseidon: Besides, one who gets called Zeusy by his wife and siblings can't be considered badass

Zeus: But-

Hera: No.

Zeus: Fine then. Then we shall vote for the most badass by recounting our best moments, and no one can vote for themselves, to make it fair.

Poseidon: ......

Olympians:....

Zeus: What?

Apollo: I legitimately forgot you're also the god of Justice for a while there  

Dionysus: Or that you can come up with actual good ideas

Zeus: Why you-

Poseidon: Alright then! So, who wants to talk bout how great they are spoke? Quickly before it passes Zeusy's bedtime and he becomes temperamental. 

Apollo: Oo! Oo! Me, pick me! I'll go first! I mean have you seen me? I'm the god of prophecy, I'm an expert at medicine, AND I'm the god of archery, amongst other things like plagues and whatnot. I mean, who else can claim to be able to do all of that?

Hermes: Eh, Artemis is cooler though

Apollo: Wha-

Dionysus: She has a group of huntresses, she's an archer as well, and she's not annoying

Apollo: Okay but Hermes, c'mon man, I thought we were best friends! How could you take Arty's side?

Hermes: One must never tell lies

Dionysus: Pfft, says the god of tall tales and liers. Literally no one believes that

Hera: Anyways does anyone else have anything to contribute or are we done?

Poseidon: Everyone who would usually argue isn't here, especially miss know-it-all, Hermes and Dionysus elected Artemis, and it's not like you or Zeus have anything to contribute to this, so

Hera: Ehem, I will ignore that, and what about you, Poseidon? I'm surprised you haven't elected yourself

Poseidon: Nah, I'm letting the kids handle this one

Hermes: Whoa, Uncle P is being wise, and Zeus is actually playing fair

Dionysus: There's only one explanation for that

Hermes and Apollo: It's the sign of the apocalypse! We're all gonna die!!

*Both run around with siren sounds*

Dionysus: Well, good time as any to get extremely drunk into oblivion

Poseidon: Uh should we ask? Or stop them?

Zeus:.... I need new children. Preferably daughters

Hera and Poseidon: NO MORE KIDS

A/N: Hey guys Happy New Year! Yes this is still alive, if you guys have ever asked any questions and I haven't answered to yet, please let me know I'll get on them asap