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To Athena, Apollo and Hermes, who is the worst god/goddess when angered?
-Oreo

Hermes: Ok, before we begin..Ha! Oreos are cookies! And this one talks! Cookies are better than Brownies!

Apollo: What!?!?Noo!

Athena: *facepalm* Oreo is a human's nickname or codename, Hermes

Apollo: Ha! In your face- *gets hit by Athena* ow..

Athena: Back to the question

Hermes: ...Anyways, Oreo, good question, where to begin..oh, right!

Apollo: First of all, mortal. You must understand that most of the gods are a little, well..

Hermes: In need of anger management

Athena: And who are you implying by most?

Hermes: Um..no one in particular..

Apollo: You didn't hear this from us though. I do not want to turn into a mortal..again.

Hermes: I just dont want to turn into one, point.

Apollo: Yeah yeah, rub it in, it's really unfair that Zeus would turn ME the great and awesome Apollo mortal! I mean Hermes is the lying theif-

Hermes: *innocently* Dad loves me because I'm an angel

Athena: *scoff* In which univers?

Apollo: You're also the mastermind behind the biggest pranks

Hermes: I get backed up by you and Heph. Besides, I've done it so many times, they've gotten too used to it to make me mortal.

Apollo: So what you're saying is, if I do what I do long enough, I get to stay a god?

Athena: Very bad advice, Delivery boy. Apollo, never do that

Apollo: Get myself in extreme trouble or listen to Hermes?

Athena: Both

Hermes: Hey!

Apollo: Anyways, back to me. Can you guys believe such an awesome god like me would get punished? Me!? There's also Ares who breaks something very important twice a month, that by the way belong to Hera.

Hera: Wait, so he's the one who broke my favorite vase that was given to me by my mother!?

Ares: No..Apollo you are one dead dummy

Artemis: Hands off, Apollo's my target practice dummy and punching bag, get your own

Apollo: Gee, love you too, sis..

Apollo: Anyways! There are so many people who deserve to be punished, yet Zeus takes it out on me! The almighty and awesome Apollo!

Hermes: Ok, I think we went a little off Topic..

Athena: A little?! More like completely off topic!

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