the 3 godly decrees of Apollo

To Apollo:
Name 3 decrees that you would make if you were king of gods (except the promises you made the other gods on your team)
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Apollo: good idea! What better way to show my kingliness!
Athena: That's not even a word...
Apollo: No one cares, I'll show you and everyone on Arty's team how great I would be.
Athena: But a king without proper language-
Hermes: Shush Theeny, he's about to announce his decrees
Athena: Don't ever call me that
Apollo: 1-It would be nice and sunny year round much more often. Less wind or snow or thunderstorms
Zeus: what!?
Khione: You can't do this to us!
Aeolus: but..if there's sun almost everyday, I won't be the weather man of Olympus anymore!
Boreas: um, boss, there are more urgent matters..
Zephyrus: Yeah..what about us winds?
Aeolus: oh yes, that too
Apollo: Alright, alright. To show my awesome kingship, there can be wind anytime of course. And we can keep snow 2 or 3 months in winter. As for rain, well, Dad's crying can't really be helped, at least it helps the plants.
Zeus: Say what!?
Hermes: Great! Isn't he considerate guys?
*wind gods applauding* very
Apollo: now, for my second decree..oh yes! To honour the great king Apollo, we shall have an Apollo day celebration for 3 days every year!
Athena: it's not a day if it goes on for 3 days-
Hermes: Why do you have to be so technical? Use your imagination!
Apollo: Ooh, there should also be more brands named after me! They can even be free every 5 years on Apollo day if you acknowledge my awesomeness.
Hermes: doable
Apollo: now last but not least..
Zeus: it's still not done yet!?
Apollo: 3-We're going to change the official food of the gods!
Hermes: 'bout time!
Athena: you can't change that..
Apollo: sure, ambrosia might have magical properties, but who cares, from now on, they are brownies!
Everyone: *blinks* what?
Hermes: I'm afraid I must disagree with that last one. This cannot go on. I say, long live cookies!
Apollo: How dare you! Brownies are more heavenly!
-Cookies!
-Brownies!
*continues on forever*
Artemis: And this, is why my dim-witted brother shouldn't be king..

Sorry it's been awhile.
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