To Aphrodite, Hermes and Poseidon.
Opinion on ships/shipping?
-Anonymous

Aphrodite: Why would you even ask those two!? Especially Hermes. They don't know the first thing about shipping! You only need me, honey
Hermes: Ehem, right here, Dite-
Aphrodite: I know! Doesn't matter. Now Hush. Shipping is like obviously the best thing that has ever occured in this world!
Poseidon: Uh, no it really is not-
Aphrodite: What do you know, all you do is sit in your throne all day eating fish crackers!
Poseidon: Hey-
Aphrodite: Honestly, so rude boys, cutting me off like this!
Hermes & Poseidon: ......... -_-
Aphrodite: Back to..me! Have you seen the amount of fangirls and fanboys? And How many of them ship how many couples?? Eep! All the fanfiction!
Hermes: And that's thanks to me
Aphrodite: Uh, what?
Hermes: Fanfiction. Fanart. Internet. And guess who invented the internet?
Poseidon: Here we go again..
Hermes: That's right, me, because I'm amazing. So you should be very thankful Dite
Aphrodite: Hmph.
Hermes: Anyways, my opinion on shipping. Its really great, thanks to the internet. Really fast and affordable online.
Aphrodite: What are you talking about??
Poseidon: I hope you do realize there are different meanings for ships..right?
Aphrodite: Y-yeah well..mine's the best!
Hermes: Mine's more useful!
Aphrodite: No its not!
Hermes: Yes it is!
Aphrodite: No!
Poseidon: *cough* ehem. Both of you, there is no point in arguing about such pointless topic
Hermes: Yeah..
Aphrodite: You're right Poseidon..
Poseidon: And anyways, we all know my type of ships are the best.
Hermes and Aphrodite: What!?
Poseidon: 1-Pirate ships, who doesnt like that? 2-Shipping/transportation/cargo/merchandise in between continents, use of Ships.
Hermes: but..
Aphrodite: yes..! My ships win, because they'll forever sail!
Poseidon: *smirks* Not unless I sink them..Just like the titanic
Aphrodite: *horrified gasp*

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