Ships and- return of Grainzilla!!

To Aphrodite, what is your favorite godly ship?
-Anonymous

All other olympians: Oh no..⊙⊙
Athena: Even the idiots like Hermes know better than to ask that
Hermes: Hey! I'm very smart thank you very much
Athena: sure..
Aphrodite: *squeals*
Artemis: And here it goes..
Aphrodite: oh my gosh! That's like the hardest question ever, there are so many! There's like a whole 5000 years worth of ships, I cant choose! There's like Pothena-
Athena and Poseidon: WHAT!!?!!?
Aphrodite: *ignoring them* Or Herthena..
Hermes: *gulps* oh great..dont drag me into this..
Athena: WHAT!?!? Why is it all about me!? And these..idiots??
Poseidon and Hermes: Hey!! We're right here!
Aphrodite: ooh, but there are more! Like *names a bunch of Artemis ships* and Ortemis
Artemis: *seething* Prepare to die..
Everyone: *steps back cuz that's a touchy subject*
Apollo: well now you've done it
Aphrodite: Hehe..did I say that, I meant, um, ooh! Hades and Persephone!
Hades: Hah! In your face, Demeter!
Demeter: what!? No! Impossible, I refuse!
Aphrodite: you cant refuse love!
Hades: She doesn't have a proper lover. No wonder she's always grumpy
Hermes: ouch
Zeus: Says you
Hades: Hey!
Poseidon: You're not one to talk, Zeusy
Zeus: why you-
Apollo: Uh, guys..hate to break this family chat, but, um..*points to Grainzilla*
Zeus: well, great.
Poseidon: look what you did, Hades
Hades: what I did?! It was Aphrodite!
Aphrodite: Well, too bad, your problem now, uh bu-bye!
*everyone leaves except Hades*
Hades: Well...Hell.

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