Long lists and family quarrels

-Is it now safe to get an answer to my question?

Artemis: it's Aphrodite. It's never safe
Aphrodite: *reciting a very very long list of ships from her very very very long scroll*
Hermes: um, you do realize Anonymous asked for godly ships, not all of them, right?
Aphrodite: oh I know, thats all there is in here. Look, there's this whole section for you *points to a section of the paper*
Hermes: ⊙⊙ *walks away*
Apollo: Oh, look, there's a long one for me too! Hmm..no, she's too quiet. No, not this one, oh, these two I love, we'd be so awesome!
Aphrodite: I know right!
Artemis: *slaps Apollo* Stop making this harder for all of us!
Aphrodite: But these are even cuter..I can't choose a favorite ship! There are so many good ones, and so many soon to be cute couples I gotta work on!
Zeus: Then why don't you just give some random one and then we can move on to more important matters.
Hades: what, like you? I hardly thing that's important. Unless you meant you're random, then yeah, you are
Zeus: wha..!?!?
Poseidon: oooh! *high fives Hades*
Zeus: I shouldve just let you both in dad's stomach
Demeter: 'Dad' ? You mean father. What are you, 9?
Poseidon: He's the youngest
Zeus: Am not! Hades and Hestia are!
Demeter: uh, no dude. Just because they came out of father's stomach last doesn't mean they're younger. You just dont wanna admit you're still a tiny young god that throws way too many tantrums compared to the 5 of us.
Zeus: Am not! Am not! Am not!
Demeter: see what I mean, bro?
Hera: ok, What did you do Hades?
Hades: what did I do, what do you mean what did I do?
Hera: Why is Demeter acting strange? I know you did something!
Hades: Can we not enjoy that she's finally calm?
Hera: Well I must know what you did!
Poseidon: All we did is give her cereal to eat so she would calm down, works with mortal kids too
Hera: Which kind?
Demeter: Frosted Flakes
Hera: What!? You know she gets high on that!
Demeter: Chill, sis.
Hades: yeah, stop being so bossy, Hera
Hera: Excuse me!?
Zeus: See? Im not the child with issues
Hera: You shut up!
Zeus: Im the king of gods! You cant tell me to shut up!
Demeter: Yeah she can, she's your wife! And yeah, you do have a few screws loose
Hades: What would you know about husband and wife stuff, Demeter? As far as I know, you don't have any!
Zeus: for once, I agree with Hades
Demeter: Why you little runts are gonna pay for this!
Hera: great, now look what you've done! You better clean up your acts. And Demeter, stop having temper tantrums! That's Zeus' job
Zeus: Hey!!
Demeter: Hades is right, you are bossy.
Hera: excuse me!?
Hades: The whole speech..says the one having a tantrum right now.
*fighting goes on*

Hestia: I think we should end this before it gets out of hand.
Poseidon: *munching on goldfish crackers* You mean more than it has? Yeah, you're right. But this *points to them* is why we're the favorites.

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