King Apollo! p.2

-Me and my friends would still like to know what would happen if Apollo was king...
-again, don't want to be killed

Artemis: Oh yes, where were we...WHO IN HADES WOULD WANT TO MAKE YOU KING OF GODS!?
*Tiny chibi Hades* Hey! Don't use my name!
Apollo: Its ok to be jealous, sis, I dont blame you. I mean, look at me, I'm perfect! Intelligent, wise and good looking.
Athena: Wise...in which universe?
Apollo: Admit it, Theeny
Athena: Call me that once more and you shall parish.
Artemis: Again, why would you be king of gods!?
Apollo: cuz, look at me!
Hermes: Um..should we consider stopping a possible war?
Ares: Nah, you didn't let me enjoy the first possible war.
Hermes: ok..I get to prank freely though, right?
Apollo: As long as its not me, Sure!
Hermes: Then I'm on team Apollo!
Ares: What, this midget? King of gods? Pfft...he runs like a little girl!
Apollo: I do not! You're just jealous that I get to be king and not you!
Artemis: *to Ares* Actually,  he sometimes does...
Aphrodite: Why not! It would be fun if Apollo was king! I could play match up!
Hermes: Dont you already get involved in other's love lives?
Aphrodite: I'd have more freedom!
Demeter: Sure, why not. He eats his cereal, I like him.
Apollo: Thank you aunt Demeter! 3 people on team Apollo!
Artemis: Well, there is me, Athena and Ares who disagree
Apollo: Well, I count as someone so we got 4!
Artemis: Well, father disagrees so we also got 4!
Apollo: Well, Dionysus is on my side!
Dionysus:... I couldn't care less!
Apollo: You would no longer be punished for 100 years and could freely drink wine
Dionysus: . . . Go team Apollo
Apollo: Hah, take that Arty!
Hades: As much as I dislike Zeus being king, you're too loud and sunny...I dont really like you..
Artemis: Hah!
Poseidon: Hmm..Apollo seems like a great kid. Zeus...not so much. Team Apollo.
Apollo: Yeah, 6-5 team Apollo!
Hera: As disrespectfully childish as ge is, I prefer Zeus, I don't like his spawns..
Artemis: As weird as this is to say...Hah! We got Hera!...nope, sounds weird..
Hera: Feeling is mutual
Apollo: C'mon Ares, there will be more war...besides, Zeus doesn't like you
Ares: hmm..War!
Hermes: 7-5
Athena: Hephaestus?
Hephaestus: *shrugs* Im fine with Zeus 7-6
Apollo: We still win
Artemis: not quite yet, brother dear
Apollo: ???
Artemis: oh Persephone!
Persephone: I'd rather father. You're too immature and flirtish
Hades: Wait, he flirted with you!?!?!?
Athena: Not the point,  Hades! Now we're 7-7
Apollo: Still, you can't win.
Artemis: You won't win either
Apollo: I'm awesome!  Of course I would!
Artemis: No you don't! Besides, there's no one else that can help you win
Apollo: You neither!
Both:....
Twins: HESTIA!!!
*Poor startled Hestia: I...uh...

Poseidon: Not good..Hestia cracks under pressure...anyways, the end!
Hermes: Suspense! Mwhahaha-*gets hit* Ow!
Athena: *who had hit him*  Idiot...

So here you are, as promised.  As you can see, I got kicked out of the council room before a potential Olympian WW3..00. As much as I love the twins...well..yeah..

P.s I'm sorry if running like a girl offended anyone, I'd be insulting myself since I'm a girl too.

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