To the gods, specifically Athena, Hermes and Hades,
"Who's your favorite & least favorite Character in Harry Potter?"
- Heir_Of_Riddle

Zeus: That's the one with the school kids in oversized robes flying around with brooms waving sticks around, right?
Poseidon: Yep, that's the very one
Dionysus: Argh..School..Infestation of..Children.
Hermes: *dramatic gasp* Its so much more than that!
Apollo: Do not disrespect the wizards nor the books father!
Athena: I can't believe Im saying this, but I agree with these two idiots
Apollo: *dramatic gasp* Ooh, Theena agrees with us! And just for the record, obviously I'm smarter
Hermes: Only when it comes to flirting with every single thing that breathes
Artemis: Well put. Couldn't have said it better myself
Athena: Anyways, Harry Potter is a piece of fiction written by an outstanding female author-
Hades: No one wants to hear an analogy. Just move on with the question. My favourite is Bellatrix Lestrange
Hermes: I got a question!..Are you two related by any chance? Like, is she your daughter or legacy, because that would make alot of sense.
Hades: ....
Artemis: Who's your least favourite then?
Hades: Umbridge. Definitely. *shivers* I hate her
Hermes: *nods gravely* Ooh, she'd  be my boggart if I was at Hogwarts. Ooh, and  my favourites are definitely the Weasly twins!
Dionysus: Argh..if there's one thing worst than 1 kid, its 2 kids..
Athena: ...No one is even surprised, Hermes.
Hermes: Ehehe...
Artemis: Why, because they remind you of your two sons, Travis and Connor?
Hermes: ...Well, yes. Except mine aren't twins. But Fred and George would definitely feel right at home in my cabin.
Apollo: Your kids and those two teaming up..that's a scary thought, for the rest of the camp's sake...Who's your favourite, Thena?
Athena: 1) Don't ever call me that 2) Obviously it's-
Apollo: My money's on that Granger girl.
Artemis: Then prepare to lose, brother dear
Apollo: Can't be anyone else! I mean, Hermione is basically a wizard Athena
Athena: Actually, my favourite has to be Minerva Mcgonagall
Artemis: Ha! *smirks* pay up
Apollo: *grumbles*
Athena: As for my least favourite, it's Lucius Malfoy
Hades: Elf hair? Yeah, he reminds me of when Zeus had his weird mullet phase
Apollo: Zeus had a Mullet!? Pfft..
Zeus: What!? No I did not! Hades, how dare you, prepare for my wrath!
Hades: *sarcastic* Ooh, so scared. What, you gonna go tell mommy on me?
Zeus: .....
*Hades and Poseidon high five*
Athena: Hades 1, Zeus 0

*Extended*

Apollo: Guys! Guys! After some searching, I found it! A picture of Zeus' mullet!
Aphrodite: Honey, that's such a hair don't
Zeus: *turns around too calmly* Give it. I need to burn it.
Apollo: Oh schist..uh..uh..*gives it to Hermes* I love you buddy, but *points to him and yells loudly* He has it!
Hermes: What!? *gulps and runs off at full speed trying not to get shot by lightning bolts*
Apollo: Run Hermes, Run! (Anyone get the reference?)

SexyApollo
Look what you did to your poor brother