Food wars 2

Hermes: I still cant believe you chose Brownies over cookies!
Apollo: I cant believe YOU chose cookies over brownies!
Athena: Really guys, you're still fighting over this?
Hermes: It is a very important matter
Artemis: no, its stupid. How about you guys just go and make up over breakfast or something?
Apollo: We... You're right Arty. We can't let such a silly thing get in the way of our awesome  friendship
Hermes: True. As for breakfast..are you thinking what I'm thinkin?
*both at the same time* Waffles/Pancakes!
Apollo: What? Pancakes!?
Hermes: Waffles!? How dare you!
*fight goes on*
Ares: Both shut the hell up and stop arguing!
*Both stop*
*Everyone blinks*
Athena: That's new. Since when does Ares stop fights?
Ares: Tch, if these two pussies can't fight with weapons, then what's the point of a stupid argument?
Apollo: Who are you calling a pussy??
Artemis: Now that sounds more like the god of war we know
Hermes: Anyways..fine, we may have our differences
Apollo: But we are still best friends!
Ares: did they just finish each other's sentence? ⊙⊙
Artemis: Good but now that the idiotic duo is back together..
Both: Hey, we are smart!
Athena: Meh..Depends
Hermes: What's that supposed to mean?
Ares: Doesn't matter! I want to know What's the difference between a pancake and waffle anyways? They seem the same to me
Apollo: Obvious, you ignorant person. Waffles are pancakes with abs!
Everyone: *facepalm*

I just..don't even know, the idea came to me randomly one morning.
But at least we now know why Apollo likes waffles *facepalms for the millionth time*

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