Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- DragonsOfIceCream

Hermes: What kind of question is that!?
Jason: Uh...I have no idea...so I'll just let Piper answer that.
Piper: Hey! Why does it have to be me!
Annabeth: Just answer it.
Piper: Um..well, I think? Probably, Unless you're a vegan, that's another story.
Percy: Well, goldfish crackers are the only type of fish I can eat without dying or getting grounded by dad...or is it sea-ded?
Poseidon: as long as those crackers aren't made of real fish, I'm fine.
Hades: That explains why you've got stacks of them under your throne...
Poseidon: Shhh! Hades, you weren't supposed to tell anyone!
Hades: oops? (No regrets)
Zeus: Wait, you've got fish crackers?
Poseidon: noo...?
Demeter: He even knows the motto and sings along with the commercials..
Poseidon: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT!?!?
Demeter: ...Hades?
Hades: *shrug* (still no regrets)
Poseidon: -_-
Ares: Will you guys shut up already, I'm trying to think!
*Everyone goes silent* ⊙⊙
Athena: Wait, you're trying to think!?
Hephaestus: That's new.
Ares: Shut up, Its quite important to know whether I should go pummel some stupid punks or let them deal with eachother in a bloody fight!
Everyone: Aah...
Hephaestus: That sounds more like Ares...
Artemis: Well, at least he listened to the question, unlike SOMEONE...
Apollo: *takes of earphones* Huh?

So, there you have it. Again, deepest apologies for the late updates. If there is any kind of question, go ahead and ask.