To all gods,
Who is the best godly duo? I personally think the twin archers are amazing
-Anonymous

Artemis: Um... Thanks..sure I've teamed up with my brother but I rather stay clear of that idiot unless it's an emergency.
Apollo: Ouch, lil sis, that hurt, we are the greatest duo! Unless you're too awestruck because I'm too awesome for you?
Artemis: *scoff* as if, YOUNGER brother.
Aphrodite: By duo, don't you mean couple? That's SO much better and more fun!
Hermes: Only for you.
Aphrodite: Hush now. Personally I think Me and Ares are the best-
Artemis: Can you not talk about yourself and your couple with Ares for once?
Aphrodite: Someone's jealous she doesn't have a date~?
Artemis: Ew, as if.
Aphrodite: Well whatever, you're gonna end up forever alone with that attitude. But don't worry, you're not alone.  We all know Hermes isn't getting anywhere with his love life either.
Hermes: Ehem. Im still here.
Aphrodite: Oh, I know! And it's the truth, hon.
Hermes: -_-
Athena: That's enough teasing Hermes on his inexistant love life.
Hermes: Hey! Not you too!
Aphrodite: Anyways! Since Arty doesn't want me talking about me, let's move on to the next couple!
Athena: Who?
Aphrodite: You and Apollo's new marriage silly! Im so proud of Zeus, he's playing mix and match!
Apollo: I dont think that was his intention exactly-
Aphrodite: Does it matter? Nope! Eep! A new couple to add to my list!
Athena: *sigh* can we move on to the actual question?
Artemis: What's the point, they all get sidetracked all the time.
Apollo: Except when it's about me. Im too great a subject to ignore!
Hades: Right...
Hermes: where in hell did you come from?
Hades: You just answered your own question.
Hermes: Heh..
Artemis: Well, since nobody is really answering the question, we should give the honor to uncle Hades.
Hades: Easy question. The dynamic duo
Apollo: Who, me and you? I'm honored and all, but-
Hades: No. Never in Tartaros. I honestly rather Hermes than you
Everyone: ....
Hermes: Hah! In your face!
Apollo: Yeah yeah..But then who's the dynamic duo?
Artemis: Are you that oblivious?
Hades: I meant Batman and Robin
Apollo: They're not even gods!
Hades: No, but It's Batman and robin.
Apollo: But-
Athena: He used Batman. Your argument is invalid.