Dead money: the hardest part is letting go.

Issei:

Grace: I love robots!
Issei: Ed-E is a robot!

Billy: oh my god! Manager! How cool would it be to ride that suit of power armor?!

Belle: we don't have that kind of armor Billy.

Nicole: Besides! It'll cost too much!

Wise: how about you Issei? Do you want to use that power armor?

"Not really," Issei replied eith a shrug. "I still have deliveries to make."

Issei during the 2277 BoS-enclave war in the capital wasteland

Doctor: You're all as stupid as Lobotomites!

Lucy: I'm not as stupid as them! *Points her bat at her friends*

Issei: How the fuck did you know I'm a Lobotomite?!

...

Lucy/Caesar/Wise/Belle/Zhu Yuan/ and the other agents: HUH?!/WHAT?!

Issei: some mad scientists lobotomized me a while back, they took my brain, heart, and spine.

Belle: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!

Issei: I dunno.

_-_-_-_-_-_

Belle: welckme to the Roman empire national convention!

Billy: look! Manager! I'm a legate!

Caesar: bow before me! I am Caesar emperor of the roman

Lucy: YOU GUYS ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!

A large explosion destroyed a nearby wall as loud gunshots downed the Roman themed bangboos as red eyes glowed in the dark.

Issei: DON'T FUCK WITH THE BEAR!